Jokes Etc › Re: See Insult by romsky: 12:33pm On May 26, 2009 |
syl |
Jokes Etc › Re: Human Beans by romsky: 12:33pm On May 26, 2009 |
wen b say na u send am go pako skul |
Jokes Etc › Re: Dickele Male Got The Appointment As New Gov. Of Central Bank by romsky: 12:32pm On May 26, 2009 |
poyoyo |
Jokes Etc › Re: Luv Offer by romsky(op): 12:32pm On May 26, 2009 |
na d 2 both of dem she gather |
Jokes Etc › Re: Dickele Male Got The Appointment As New Gov. Of Central Bank by romsky: 12:01pm On May 26, 2009 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: disease: Illiteracy by romsky: 11:57am On May 26, 2009 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by romsky: 11:57am On May 26, 2009 |
asante |
Jokes Etc › Re: About Gettin Married by romsky(op): 11:53am On May 26, 2009 |
u don bcome she-devil bah |
Jokes Etc › Re: Your Iq by romsky: 11:34am On May 26, 2009 |
tytylayor: prove me wrong den
Five taxi-drivers have been summoned to pick up five fares at a london club. On arrival, they find that their passengers are slightly intoxicated. Each man has a different first and last name, a different proffesion, a different destination and each man's wife has a different first name.
Unable to determine who's who and who's going where, the taxi driver ask you to find out: Who is the baker? what is Bert's last name? who is gong to Barker's street? You collect the facts from the passengers:
1. Brad is married to Betty 2. Barbara's husband gets into the third taxi. 3. Bart is a banker 4. The last taxi goes to Barto street 5. Beatrice lives in Burton street 6. The Butcher gets into fourth taxi 7. Bob gets into the second taxi 8. Bernice is married to the broker 9. Mr. Barker lives in burton street 10. Mr. Burger gets into the taxi in front of Brenda's husband 11. Mr. Burger gets into the first taxi 12. Mr. Baker lives in Burbon street 13. The barker lives in baker street 14. Mr. Baker gets into the taxi in front of Mr. Burke 15. The barber is three taxis in front of Brian 16. Mr. Burger is in the taxi in front of the burtcher clarify dat first cus it makes d men 6 |
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by romsky: 11:15am On May 26, 2009 |
gud evening taxi subaru |
Jokes Etc › Re: Laffzzzzzzzz by romsky: 11:14am On May 26, 2009 |
babe? na wah o kerewa don dey feel lyk a dude |
Jokes Etc › Re: Human Beans by romsky: 11:07am On May 26, 2009 |
lie |
Jokes Etc › Re: Luv Offer by romsky(op): 11:01am On May 26, 2009 |
ble no sabi front at all o |
Jokes Etc › Re: About Gettin Married by romsky(op): 10:58am On May 26, 2009 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Romade The Blind Man by romsky: 10:55am On May 26, 2009 |
at least i no pad am with used pampers as u do |
Jokes Etc › Re: "havaii" Or "hawaii." by romsky: 10:44am On May 26, 2009 |
dat one na lafta bah |
Jokes Etc › Re: Laffzzzzzzzz by romsky: 10:43am On May 26, 2009 |
una no fit |
Jokes Etc › Re: See Insult by romsky: 10:40am On May 26, 2009 |
steven wonder |
Jokes Etc › Re: Don't Write On This Wall. Landlord by romsky: 10:37am On May 26, 2009 |
pack out or get thrown out - Landlord |
Jokes Etc › Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky(op): 5:41pm On May 25, 2009 |
liar |
Jokes Etc › Re: Laffzzzzzzzz by romsky: 5:40pm On May 25, 2009 |
:p |
Jokes Etc › Re: Don't Write On This Wall. Landlord by romsky: 5:39pm On May 25, 2009 |
[size=15pt]ROOMs 4 RENT[/size] - charges low caretaker |
Jokes Etc › Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky(op): 5:35pm On May 25, 2009 |
dont care if u dont get it as usual |
Jokes Etc › Re: 1980's Love Letter by romsky: 5:34pm On May 25, 2009 |
see as dem attack me sha |
Jokes Etc › Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by romsky: 5:31pm On May 25, 2009 |
peace unto u in d hawaii way |
Jokes Etc › Re: Laffzzzzzzzz by romsky: 5:25pm On May 25, 2009 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky(op): 5:22pm On May 25, 2009 |
GRANDMA'S LETTER OF LOVE
Dear Friend, The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk If You Love Jesus" bumper sticker.
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus!
While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!"What an exuberant cheerleader he was forJesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few timesto share in the love!
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach", I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing, he was enjoying this religious experience, too!
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.
So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!
Love, Grandma |
Jokes Etc › Re: The Prison(toto) And The Prisoner(koboko) by romsky: 5:20pm On May 25, 2009 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Romade The Blind Man by romsky: 5:12pm On May 25, 2009 |
na stale news, i don buy anoda one self |
Jokes Etc › Re: Ben20001 Aplication by romsky(op): 5:09pm On May 25, 2009 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: In the 'molue' by romsky: 4:57pm On May 25, 2009 |
piss on ya head first, if e easy den come my dormot |