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not suitable 4 my clumsy |
nwa tisha
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God is a rewarder of those who diligently seek him |
But Raji Encourages Women Surprisingly GREET |
Uniqueness doesnt strike me as sumtyn u get an award for |
A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room. A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children. A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. |
Emi omo odua Omo ata ma ta awin Omo ara ma san wo Omo ari eiye ma ro oko Ari oko leyin ti eiye to fo lo |
gud gracious |
Cum isnt a word u use everyday |
wia ya logo? |
Try Reacting Only On Parents SHADY |
dont tell me u got yaself a flat butt? |
nich be a guy & do d ryt tyn |
na she go get hypertension |
From a Southwest Airlines employee, "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight Bleep, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more." |
i see nich babe |
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, if u don't believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ? |
Well Even Irene Reads Dictionary TIRED |
Snoring |
rose in d garden |
Word of advice was given to the troublesome lady |
I am Fyn |
Result shows ow well u performed |
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000." "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000." "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed." "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000." "Three close family members lost in three months? How sad." "Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!" |
Dani: Dad can u write in the dark? Dad: Yes i think so. What do u want me to write? Dani: Ur name on this report card |
Woman Selling Apples A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who always comes by, pays a quarter, but never picks up an apple. This goes on for some time until, one day, the woman runs after the man as he walks away. 'I know why you are chasing after me, you want to know why I always pay a quarter but never take an apple,' the man says. The woman replies: 'No, I wanted to tell you that the price has just gone up'. |
Smart Driver 2 cab drivers met. Hey asked one whats the idea of painting 1 side of ur cab red & the other blue? Well the other responded, when i get into an accident u shd see ow all the witnesses contradict themselves |
una dey queue ? |
i no even see him brake light ow preparation 4 xmas? just got me a new socks |
Logical Conclusion A biology class student conducted an experiment on what would happen to a grasshopper if its legs were taken off. He pulled off one of its legs and yelled 'hop!', and the grasshhoper hopped. Then he took another leg and yelled 'hop!' and the grasshopper hopped. Then he took all of its legs and yelled 'hop!' but the insect did not hop. He yelled again, but the insect did not hop. So he came to the conclusion that when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it will become deaf. |
xplains y u stole it |
Spell Before A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' He stands up and says, "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R." The teacher says, "No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell before?" Another little boy stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-O-R." Again the teacher says, "No, that's wrong." The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, can you spell 'before'?" Little Johnny stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-R-E." "Excellent Johnny, now can you use it in a sentence?" Little Johnny says, "That's easy. Two plus two be fore." |
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