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Jokes EtcRe: Pix Talk by romsky(op): 10:44am On Dec 04, 2009
not suitable 4 my clumsy
Jokes EtcRe: Pix Talk by romsky(op): 10:27am On Dec 04, 2009
nwa tisha

Forum GamesRe: The Game Start With The Last Word Prt 3 by romsky: 4:56pm On Dec 03, 2009
God is a rewarder of those who diligently seek him
Forum GamesRe: Make A Sentence From 5 Letters by romsky: 4:41pm On Dec 03, 2009
But Raji Encourages Women Surprisingly


GREET
Forum GamesRe: The Game Start With The Last Word Prt 3 by romsky: 3:15pm On Dec 03, 2009
Uniqueness doesnt strike me as sumtyn u get an award for
Jokes EtcRe: Testimony by romsky(op): 3:14pm On Dec 03, 2009
A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.
A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
CultureRe: Yorubas Lets Share Our Lineage Praises Here by romsky: 3:10pm On Dec 03, 2009
Emi omo odua
Omo ata ma ta awin
Omo ara ma san wo
Omo ari eiye ma ro oko
Ari oko leyin ti eiye to fo lo
CultureRe: Funny Yoruba Food & Drink Names by romsky: 2:55pm On Dec 03, 2009
gud gracious
Forum GamesRe: The Game Start With The Last Word Prt 3 by romsky: 2:48pm On Dec 03, 2009
Cum isnt a word u use everyday
Jokes EtcRe: Dear All by romsky: 2:47pm On Dec 03, 2009
wia ya logo?
Forum GamesRe: Make A Sentence From 5 Letters by romsky: 2:44pm On Dec 03, 2009
Try Reacting Only On Parents


SHADY
Jokes EtcRe: Pix Talk by romsky(op): 2:43pm On Dec 03, 2009
dont tell me u got yaself a flat butt?
Jokes EtcRe: Pix Talk by romsky(op): 8:41am On Dec 03, 2009
nich be a guy & do d ryt tyn
RomanceRe: Guy's- Your Babe Using Another Id 2 Chat U by romsky: 4:58pm On Dec 02, 2009
na she go get hypertension
Jokes EtcRe: Testimony by romsky(op): 3:35pm On Dec 02, 2009
From a Southwest Airlines employee,

"Welcome aboard Southwest Flight Bleep, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more."

Jokes EtcRe: Pix Talk by romsky(op): 2:44pm On Dec 02, 2009
i see nich babe
Jokes EtcRe: Testimony by romsky(op): 2:40pm On Dec 02, 2009
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to
his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.

Well, if u don't believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say
"Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?
Forum GamesRe: Make A Sentence From 5 Letters by romsky: 2:35pm On Dec 02, 2009
Well Even Irene Reads Dictionary



TIRED
Forum GamesRe: Words That End With "ing" by romsky: 2:34pm On Dec 02, 2009
Snoring
Forum GamesRe: The Game Start With The Last Word Prt 3 by romsky: 2:27pm On Dec 02, 2009
rose in d garden
Forum GamesRe: The Game Start With The Last Word Prt 3 by romsky: 1:14pm On Dec 02, 2009
Word of advice was given to the troublesome lady
Forum GamesRe: 3words Per Post by romsky: 1:03pm On Dec 02, 2009
I am Fyn
Forum GamesRe: The Game Start With The Last Word Prt 3 by romsky: 12:36pm On Dec 02, 2009
Result shows ow well u performed
Jokes EtcRe: Testimony by romsky(op): 12:23pm On Dec 02, 2009
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"

"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."

"Gee, that's tough," he replied.

"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."

"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."

"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."

"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."

"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"
Jokes EtcRe: Testimony by romsky(op): 12:09pm On Dec 02, 2009
Dani: Dad can u write in the dark?
Dad: Yes i think so. What do u want me to write?
Dani: Ur name on this report card
Jokes EtcRe: Testimony by romsky(op): 11:59am On Dec 02, 2009
Woman Selling Apples

A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who always comes by, pays a quarter, but never picks up an apple.
This goes on for some time until, one day, the woman runs after the man as he walks away.

'I know why you are chasing after me, you want to know why I always pay a quarter but never take an apple,' the man says.

The woman replies: 'No, I wanted to tell you that the price has just gone up'.
Jokes EtcRe: Testimony by romsky(op): 11:57am On Dec 02, 2009
Smart Driver

2 cab drivers met.
Hey asked one whats the idea of painting 1 side of ur cab red & the other blue?
Well the other responded, when i get into an accident u shd see ow all the witnesses contradict themselves
Jokes EtcRe: Pix Talk by romsky(op): 11:53am On Dec 02, 2009
una dey queue ?
Jokes EtcRe: Pix Talk by romsky(op): 11:23am On Dec 02, 2009
i no even see him brake light

ow preparation 4 xmas? just got me a new socks
Jokes EtcRe: Testimony by romsky(op): 11:12am On Dec 02, 2009
Logical Conclusion

A biology class student conducted an experiment on what would happen to a grasshopper if its legs were taken off.

He pulled off one of its legs and yelled 'hop!', and the grasshhoper hopped. Then he took another leg and yelled 'hop!' and the grasshopper hopped. Then he took all of its legs and yelled 'hop!' but the insect did not hop. He yelled again, but the insect did not hop.

So he came to the conclusion that when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it will become deaf.
Jokes EtcRe: Pix Talk by romsky(op): 11:03am On Dec 02, 2009
xplains y u stole it
Jokes EtcRe: Testimony by romsky(op): 10:53am On Dec 02, 2009
Spell Before

A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher
asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' He stands up and says,
"Before, B-E-P-H-O-R."

The teacher says, "No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell
before?"

Another little boy stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-O-R."

Again the teacher says, "No, that's wrong." The teacher asks,
"Little Johnny, can you spell 'before'?"

Little Johnny stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-R-E."

"Excellent Johnny, now can you use it in a sentence?"

Little Johnny says, "That's easy. Two plus two be fore."

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