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A man calls his mother in the village. "Mom , ow r u? Not too good she said. I've been very weak". The son asks y & she said Bcuz i avent eaten in 38 days. Thats terrible he said, what happened The mum answers "cus i did not want my mouth to be filled with food if u shd call |
My mum told me i had an accident when i was very young and could not walk for seven months although i cant recollect what really happened or how painful it was but she kept a pix for me
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awwww my clumsy u made my day Nich No! Kerewa i don cast vote 4 u |
see dem
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a dead cockroach cant hide its anus from the undertakers |
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wetin do ya emoticon ganja man |
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no offense r u under 10? |
Posts can be overlooked at times |
Why Wont William Wail Wildly? |
and a maxi pampers |
i stand jor |
clumsy the class monitor at work |
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have? Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!! Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday? Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it. Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either. Diner: You'll drive me to my grave! Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you? Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me. Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me! Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it. Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good! |
hmmm |
hey hips dont lie |
they r either married or separated by now |
Fate can be so cruel at times |
just to say na wa o |
thanks i go send change back to u soon |
is i spake two u. |
cant stop hiccuping |
yipppeeee my clumsy luks so eatable |
I nominate Me,Myself & I |
just a bit of this & that Kids of nowadays know far more than u r giving them credit for |
but on ur breath |
Start sex education with her there & then |
3-legged jeep wey toddlers dey take learn waka abi d one wey dey use water move? |
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na wetin i bin wan ask am b dat o upon him 1 post |
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