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What a silly joke!!!

Nice job guys. Pls is it possible to open accounts with two different mutual funds? I'm about to open with AXA mansard right now based on several recommendations here and I'm also looking to open with either FBN or Stanbic

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Besto:
32k cash

That's too small na. I know how much I bought the phone months ago. Jst make it 40k.....the phone is still in perfectly working condition, good ba3 and 4.4.2 kik kat.

My location is benin city, Nigeria.

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@op, what do you mean by the love you had for her just vanished? You want to run now because the kpomo don tire u 2 chop abi? You want to use dat flimsy excuse of her being overprotective to justify ur next move and that is completely wrong. If you truly want to leave her then u must have a genuine reason to do so cos 2 years aint a joke.

Her statement only shows how much she value u and would want to continue with u. I don't think she's violent or dangerous otherwise u would have known by now.

I strongly suggest dat u move into another house cos living in d same house wit her may be one of d reasons u feel this way. Have ur own personal space, focus on ur work, limit ur meetings with her but keep in touch, and just try to love her again. If ur heart is still away 4rm her then find a way to let her know wat is going on. That way, she'll appreciate ur honesty and understand but if she doesn't then u jst have to leave d rest of ur lyf constantly watching ur back.

Another chest beating coward is about to be exposed. Same way the legendary coward eggheaders and many others from that tribe were exposed on this forum. I dunno why they keep making mouth. Let's see how this one will turn out. Thread bookmarked.

I can't even remember...maybe wen I do, I'll let u know

kccarew:
Thank you so much, I am feeling better, thanks a lot, may you also find good councel when u need one, amen!

Thank you for thanking me....lolz. U are welcome

The reason they don't want a full-on relationship with you is mainly because they don't think there can be any romantic spark or am I wrong? They don't wanna commit, just want to hit the spot as quickly as possible and move on. So it's either you become more liberal or you shift your mind to guys of your type--churcy. But there's no need to get all worked up. You'll eventually get a guy that truly values u and know your worth. In the meantime, don't jst rush into dating anybody cos u are pressured or feel you should be dating. Don't let any guy mess u up...


Hmmm...by the way you are truly beautiful. No be mouth

A real guy doesn't do midnight calls
A real guy does not go to mat- ice and start taking selfies up and down
A real guy fights for what he believes in
A real guy love cherish and appreciates his girl and mother
A real guy swallows his pride and apologizes when wrong

Now, that's how it should be. Good one for the opposition party. I hope they are being genuine and not trying to sway the public. I would like to see more of that behavior if they still remain the opposition party after the general elections.

OP souce checks out but I still have my doubts. So you mean the woman unzipped the man's trouser, pulled out his thing thru his boxers began to bite in public and the thing just cut off like paper. Story for the gods!!!

DavidHume:
He thinks d girl doesnt have respect for herself and that she doesnt see her self worth d guy at d inception of d relationship havin tried to help her gather her self esteem she was bcomin worse! Hence, she prefer havin oda back up males frnds dat her of her class wit d intention if my guy dumps her so he tot its is best for him to abandone d relationship since d girl in d first place doesnt see herself worth d whole praise he says nd most importantly d girl to him is a sex addict, thinkin by sex he can win his love nd make him stay forever!

Wait o...was it the guy that toasted d girl or the opposite? If she thinks she's not worth the guy then the guy must be responsible for such thoughts. Maybe he criticizes her performance( like cooking 4 him etc) rather than appreciating her efforts. What has he done to make her better. After all that's what relationship is all about--making your partner a better person. I'm sure the girl in question must have given the guy everything including her body and you know how girls can be emotionally attached to someone.

Your friend now want to form silly excuse after he don chop kpomo tire. Do u think d girl will fight to keep him if she has other guys in mind? The guy can really help her with the self esteem issue by continually reminding her she's beautiful, introduce her to his friends and everyone as his girlfriend, make her proud, stand up 4 her,do your best for her and she will neva 4get u no matter wat happens.

However, if he has GENUINE excuse why it's best 4 them to quit then he should make her see reasons with him.

OP let me add that many of them on nairaland always support and like comments posted by girls. We all know why

Also, students are fond of spending their school fees and food money to impress the girl. I was once guilty of this but now I don wise up

englishmart:
the only unfair situation I know is "after taking her to shop-rite, then spent over a month's salary on her, she comes home to tell me she's on her period.?

I will remind her I was as well on my period when we went shopping

If your reason for taking her to shoprite and spending all your money is because you want to chop kpomo then why spend so much? Jst enter d next ashi joint and satisfy urself or is there AC in her own? Smh 4 u

Many of you don't even know the difference between love and lust. Make una continue to knack up and down because say u spend naira 4 the girl. Fear God o

@OP, I think you need to see a good marriage counselor as soon as possible. It seems like you made a mistake posting your issue here judging by the comments of many nairalanders. Imagine some dummies berating you for telling your wife(not gf or sister o) not to wear butt pad. Rubbish!!! Well, you can only do one of two things: continue with the marriage or divorce her.

If you feel your differences are irreconcilable, you guys are incompatible and that you don't love her anymore then waste no time in divorcing her. It's not a bad idea judging from all you have said about her.

However, if you still wanna continue with the marriage then try to get to the root of the matter and deal with it. You said it yourself that she has a bad mouth so those talk of her threatening to kill you and other curses may just be empty threats. Though if I were in your shoes, I'll go with divorce cos you can't be certain she won't do worse next time.

All the best.

OP congratulations o, e no easy. I wish u a happy, fruitful and successful marriage. Don't pay attention to those jealous girls wey dey spend their years on romance section dey form wetin I nor know. Their eyes go clear once they enter 40yrs. All d best jare

@OP, speak 4 urself. Not every guy is randy. See wetin u dey talk early sunday morning. Fear God na

vizkiz:
whenever i am with a lady, we do have lotta fun...fun like
*watching movies
*playing games(ludo, card, pes)
*reading novels
*singing
*reading the bible

Mehn,its always fun whenever i am with ladies

Why am I finding it hard to believe you?

I dunno why many guys here r quick to judge d gal as if they haven't even said worse than that and gotten away wit it. That statement does not in any way imply she's a prostitute. @OP, u guys had a quarrel, she got so angry that she began insulting and cursing you and when u asked her to leave the house she probably couldn't control herself anymore and then she made that statement. She realised her wrong and apologised and begged u to forgive her. So what's there that u can't 4give?? Besides, u still love and she clearly doesn't want to lose u. U beta follow ur heart. Many indecency star in nigeria and abroad have boyfriends. Some r even married and u want to break up wit someone over a statement made in anger.

It is not bad enuf that u labeled her a prostitute and even opened a thread on a public forum because of dat incident. Well, na she give u kpomo chop na why u get mouth. If she no give u kpomo chop u 4 no call am ashi

Get back wit her, make her realise how hurt u were over her statement, gradually build up d trust once again and try to handle her outburst more maturely next tym. Remember, no one is perfect

Rotflmao @ not the handsomeness only ur family can see o. Mehn this OP get mouth. Ur list is very realistic but jst commit it into God's hand cos all these qualities doesn't guarantee that the man will be a good husband and father to ur children. May you not miss ur destined husband because he doesn't meet ur standard. Follow ur heart but use ur head and give love a chance. Goodluck

BoiledCorn:
you are a caword!!!

www.nairaland.com/2074638/all-should-stop-crushing-someone

Lol...goodluck on your futile mission. Quote me when u r successful. In the meantime, go blow yourself. U need it

OP, be wise na. If na true say u like d girl den I'm afraid ur open confession has done more harm than good. U 4 secretly execute ur plan gradually and steadily, get her to notice u, like u, know about u etc then u strike hard. This wan wey u do na f.uck up abi u neva learn 4rm others wey behave like this

OP, 5000 times is gross exaggeration!! There r 1440 minutes and 86400 seconds in one day(24 hours). So how can you call 5000 times in one day? Assuming it's possible, it means each call is not even more than 2 or 3 seconds. It's therefore not realistic.

Op, you r not entirely wrong. I kinda observe it as well. Maybe they jst put in extra effort to sound nice. What else can they do huh? The truth, you can't have it all. Its nearly impossible. Some beautiful girls r unintelligent, others r too proud and so on.

OP, I agree with your list especially no 2 and 8m. Lemme add mine

11. Commitment
I don't think there is any guy that wish to have a girl who is not committed to the relationship. #say no to cheaters

12. Respect
This is very important. Many girls disrespect their guys even in public! Some can even hit d guy in anger. Mehn, we can't tolerate these kinda girls unless we just wanna play wit dem.

13. Hygiene
My God, I don't need to elaborate on this. Some girls can be freaking dirty. Too bad
We also don't like girls that like to play our role,command us etc

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