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All this showing off just for 'ordinary' attainment of a youthful age of 40 is overly nauseating.


Thank God and celebrate with friends, it should not be an avenue for showing off.


With all the spending for the celebration, hope you have made a good financial reservation for the future? No matter how well a dancer dances, remember she must surely leave the stage.


I wonder how your 70th birthday celebration would look like - you would probably take a walk to the moon!

Ok


Papa Oritsejafor can you hear your friend?

And some will be killing themselves for a degree certificate when it's obvious they are meant to be shoe makers!

Iro!


She's waiting for Diamond Platinumz whose wife recently divorced.

AuntLaVIV:
This is what Nigeria will have to contend with till all Nigerian states implement anti open grazing laws in our major cities across Nigeria. I spotted these herdmen on our way to Awka this morning around 2am. I call on Anambra House of Assembly to fast track the passage of anti open grazing laws all over Anambra soil. We are light of the nation and we shall show the light for others to emulate.

Aunty these were the cows that have been paid by butchers from various abattoirs in Awka (Kwata), Amansea, Nteje etc.
The herdsmen walk those animals on foot by that time of the night, by 4am, they have got to their destinations.


It is never a threat; it has been that way for long.

Hunter being hunted

SIMPLYkush:
you disgraced me for even going to such stupid show in the first place... useless big fool

You took it out from my mouth

'3 stations in Maiduguri fined N300 million'. Where dey wan get dat money from, when Shekau and his boko boys have scared people and their businesses away from that terrain?



Na to close shop be dat o!

Our organization is seriously in need of live wild animals like lion, hippopotamus, Jaguar, zebra etc. We do not need crocodile and anaconda, we have got them already.


We also need live deep sea creatures like shark, dolphin, sea turtle, seal, octopus etc.

Even if you do not have them but can direct us on where to get any or some of them, kindly contact me; you will be handsomely rewarded.


room089@yahoo.com

RIP sir

mrboy:
Nobody can make money legitimately from his sweats and spend like these, have you seen somebody like Dangote to displayed like this.
they either be into rituals, drugs and the likes, Take it or leave it

Baba you've said it all!


Case closed!



To your tents, oh! Israel!

Realhommie:
This has happened before in my area... Though I didn't witness it but a few eye witnesses confirmed it.

Guy leave those doubters doubting the unimaginable strength of a hawk!


A hawk can carry a full blown chicken, I mean an animal more than two time its size.

Little wonder the Ibos attached 'lion' to its name in ibo.

When a bat is selling, another bat will also come to buy.

denkyw:
U be Mumu and I no pity you. U no see better people to paint e come be Buhari. Anumpama

You mean my presido no be better pesin?

BeijinDossier:
Why won't there be high level of armed robbery incidents in Owerri when the town is a worthless town filled with just brothels and commercial sex hawkers.

..... and statues too

Can't the daughter of that woman selling tomatoes in the market be called upon to do this?

Were you her first husband?

Did the first husband die when you took her?

Is she from the waters?

Searching around to see who picked them up.

The ant should always pray not to be confronted with a more bigger challenges.


Till then .....

Yes only if you are self employed

How many ipob detainees have been released?

These loafers went there to honour there departed colleague or to take selfies?

I wonder what this guy has to offer his signees!

Everest1989:
That gap teeth looks fake to me. It is not natural.

Guy you get eye no be small!

maybachstarboy:
First to comment on a post in front page. After been a guess for 2 years and a full member of nairaland for the past one Year. my gratitude goes to almighty God for making this possible and also Glo network for providing me with fast internet. My thanks also go to my brother for introducing me to nairaland.
Back to the main gist, congratulations to the newest lovers in town.

First to comment don become achievement!

Oya come ride horse!

But OP, why pay so much interest about her nipples?



By the way, what's the name of the title's belt she's having on her waist?


Halima, if it will be possible, I suggest you shun publicity and lie low. Many rivers have crossed the bridge while you were away.

Uncle can you produce an inverter to power JUST my laptop alone, and serve me for seven days of the week should NEPA seizes power?

D guy gada height o!

She is still a learner in the art of posing nude!

Stori Aye!

All from una mouth:
Shekau has been killed
Shekau has been defeated
Shekau has been crippled
Shekau disguised as a woman and fled



Nigerian army weh don!

Sevin gbosa fu una!
Mu una lie dey go!