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Wat if d wife forced him?

Islam.....the bane of the world

yea! I think the word is doppelganger? this one time I saw dis guy on TV dat looks so much like me, I was stunned. unfortunately Dia was no one around to corroborate my claims......

haaaabeg haaaabeg! plea
mushi : a dull person
karashika akpola : pretty fair girl wit swag

mentorandfriend:
PART 5

My Prayer For You

If you're currently reading this, I believe you're a messenger; and you need to know that. You were designed with an end in mind so you should discover it and fulfil it.

The spotlight is on you now. May your life never lack a sense of purpose. You’ll never drift through life again. You’ll go from wandering aimlessly to possessing your future. You will own it.

You shall experience a quantum leap - a radical ascent of grace, shooting you up into new realms of life, not traceable to your natural ability.

You shall experience unpredicted emergence; a show up on the scene supernaturally, like the Wind, and taking your space by storm!

You shall experience a mighty rescue from habits stronger than you, plus the licence for a future better than your past.

God will take over your life and you will become a different person by grace. Your soul will be emptied of pain, and the curtains will lift for new light.

Grace to you. Grace to me too.

tanx u sir. this is arguably d most sensible piece on NL. you were clearly speaking to peoples mind. I feel convicted and will definitely try this

Ymodulus:
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I expected you to outline the corruption characteristics of deltans.

1. Ex Governor of Delta state (Uduaghan) Budgeted 7.4Billion Naira for clearing grasses , shrubs , sands and trees around Asaba Airport.

2. Ex Delta Governor James Ibori has a high breaking corruption record. He stole a large amount.

3. Delta is the only state where 9 out of every 10 persons are billionaires yet there is nothing to show for it.


Finally its not about just calling big names. What have they achieved? How have the impacted on the masses.

With the high number of so called millionaires and famous names in the likes of

Francis Atuche ( Nigeria renowned Fraudstar )
Pat Utomi ( who was labelled a fake igbo when he wanted to contest the 2007 election by same igbo who want to call deltans theirs )
Pat. okorocha ( Current governor is a mouth maker )
Prof. Joseph Chike Edozien, CFR, JP, the Asagba
(traditional ruler) of Asaba - the oldest professor in Nigeria alive ( And what did he contribute? )
* Chief. Sonny Iwedike Odogwu, A Great Business Mogul ( Been a business man with no impact of his business on the people of Delta state )
* Dr. Andrew Azukaego Moemeka ( just a space blocker )
* Dr. Cyril Uchenna Gwam, Diplomat, international civil servant and international environmentalist ( environmentalist? Can't stop laughing where was he during the oil spilling and the Ken sawo wiwa case )
* Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, the current Managing Director of World Bank ( this one ruined our economy to shambles )
* Dr Elizabeth Isichei, prominent historian ( historian who don't want to tell you the real history of deltans )
* Dr. Isaac Nwaise, Epidemiologist and health economist
* Air-Marshal Paul Dike, former Chief of Defence Staff of Nigeria ( This is the same man igbos shouted is not a real igbo. After he was appointed and Mike okiro was to be made IGP igbos recounted their mistakes )
* Professor Augustine Onwuyali Esogbue, The only African included in NASA and Scientist ( Stop claiming he is an African he has no impact on deltans. Him been a Nasan adds nothing to Delta state. Or when last have your government spent money on space research? )
* Professor Buchi Emecheta, London Based Author ( So what is his article )
* Chukwurah Joseph Udeh OFR, Former Comptroller-General Nigerian Immigration Service ( you mean the man who hiked and changed several legal happenings in the custom services?)
* Prof Eric Opia, Former Governorship candidate of Delta State ( No impact )
* Mr Jim Ovia, M/D Zenith Bank ( MD my foot. Go to Ibusa the only bank there is that brought in by former MD of PHB bank who was sacked for fraud by the erudite scholar sanusi lamido sanusi. Seasoned economist
* Prof. Joy Ogwu, Former Mangaging Director of Nigeria Institute of International Affairs
* Professor Pat Utomi, Presidential Candidate and Founder of Lagos Business School ( he is the only deltan with a for sight who has made it. But igbos rejected him even after been married to an eastern wife )
* Tony Elumelu, MD of United Bank for AfricaAfrica ( Bank know for high rates and low ccare service is this an achievement? )
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* Austine "Jay-Jay Okocha, Former Captain of Super Eagles of Nigeria ( how did is carrier ended with the super eagles? Because of 10million with defunct Savannah bank )
* Sunday Oliseh, Former Captain of super Eagles of Nigeria ( who is this one self. Nigerian present coach? What's are his achievement ? )
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Nothing absolutely nothing to show for. Go to the south west and pick examples. Learn from seasoned activist , politicians, business men and technocrats etc.

Smh! U r sucha sad fellow n may someone berate ur achievements in d nearest future...stop being a joystick broda

All ma Muslim guys jus dey say " dis na small sallah, dis na small sallah!.... Mk dey for no gi person meat. NawA

and to the matter....mehn d video is soo 5yrs ago. Looking like somfn from do me I do u era. Haba! Tempted to call him Oga Titus ryt now walahi!

Chai! Spot on! Guy u b chronic alabi player

adebayo201:
You get money to dey call now!


Ain't you on Facebook To get your info is simple now. So, learn from this Bro!

Bingo! I guess DAT is it but my fone no. Isnt on my page+ I only called once to state interest after DT he was d one doing all d calling.. I was particularly acting slow to burn his credit

Tallesty1:
You be real bad market bro

I b warri Boi na! I can't dull

About three hours ago I got a call from a man. immediately I spoke into the receiver he just started ranting on how I didn't call him again throughout my service year and how I had made him secure a spot for me at NNPC for a long time coming. I was lost as he spoke but I kept my calm, trying to play along.

Apparently he's an older fellow so typically i spoke in a manner which might have given him the impression that I was timid. I asked who I was speaking to and he quickly retorted how disappointed he was that I have deleted his number ( kai! dis guy is good)

I quickly apologised and listened with keen interest as he blabbed about securing a spot for me at NNPC and how today is the deadline of submission and that if am still interested I should call him back before he leaves the office.

When I called back I made him believe that I was ready for the job and with a surprising aura of authority and finality he bidded me to run to any first bank branch and deposit 25k into an account he would send to me once am at the bank. Few minutes later he called back to confirm the payment from me, since he's yet to get any alert. I told him that they might be having difficulty posting and that he should be patient.

Once I had convinced him that the payment has been made he sent me a mail and asked me to send my docx to the mail also stating that I should scan the teller of payment and send to him....it was then I went nuts and started raining abuses on him and his entire hungry generation. Rotfl!

What shocked me about this particular scammer was the underground work he did on me. Telling me my discipline , the state i was posted to and town of PPA, thinking about it now am sure its someone from that state that's behind this.

Secondly why would someone that's not family be so particular about me securing a job with nnpc. Ahba! The man was just calling and speaking with so much boldness like I was his child. Perhaps when he gives me the "job"the salary would be entering his own pocket.

Thirdly, I didn't apply anywhere, I didn't sit for any exam, I don't know anyone that remotely works with nnpc, how then did I get shortlisted....nawa ooooo!

Lastly, how in Gods name was I supposed to raise 25k for a job when my last allowee remain just #370...? See masala o! Abi na the 10 naira starch wey I de buy dey for ma only 3 long sleeve dey mk ppo think say I don blow ni? Nawa o!

Here's the scammer's account name : David blessing

Number: 07069676034

Email: cp.ofng@yahoo.com

BE ALERT!!!

Angelou:
na cultist assocaition u tink say dem dey rank 4 here?

Kai! Rotflol! Who na geh mouth o

Aha why is uniben not there na

Wat a crappy story

U heard the celebrants name is "T Fire" but that didn't deter you from gate crashing. U saw runs girl with mad nose rings n tattoos still u wanted to rock that ass...... Bros bros! Wat kinna naive Jew man r u! Rest in peace!

Edwardhead:
[size=25pt]I just dey look as people with rat brains dey call dis man mere commissioner, say una no dey like better thing ni or say...?[/size]


in other news Glo now sell 1GB weekly data plan for 100ngn

Bros pliz giv us more info! Hw can one sub d glo?

10 is actually 6 beat in a octave

Rip to d dead

Oh my God! Where is d president?

To be honest I like this. Now the tides have changed and the acclaimed high n mighty are facing the wrath of boys in the hood!

Y always d pretty get deekphobic. Y can't maheeda for instance b g.ay

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Cat is 7kg, rat 3 kg n dog 17kg! Total 27 kg

Pliz who can share some clues on how to bring d ingredients down

vichks:
Go and get a clean shave before talking to me . m.oron

Lols! Am I in d military? U re such a waste of space! If u quote me again I'll rain hell on ur sorry behind. Recalcitrant fvckstard!

Chei warri - katsina! The very first time it was really tedious but now have done it like 5 times and am kinna use to it