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Nigerians r wickedly judgemental! disrespectful to his wife? r u d wife's PA?

erhhhm since u r already winning y don't u jus continue and finish all d cards. no nid to draw our attention to it enjoy + see ur poor fotoshoping skills. learner

like igbinedion u r LUCKy. Omo no period but d next time go bloody...........*abeg make unu no vex I jus de test my rapping skills dis is d first 2 lines av penned* where andyblaze mk he com gimme hook

hahahah! d desperation of APC to conquer rivers is rather unsettling. am sure they would give 5 aboki states jus to get it. losers!

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her shooting herself is totally out of d question because.....

1. the gun n cigar would have fallen off
2. the blood on the wall clearly shows that the shot came from her right side judging by that fact u would expect her to fall towards the mirror n not away from it.... I.e her legs should be facing the other side.
agent Roon!

wata waste

yanga Tiena n ma roonboi

Yes by a girl!
So I met dis girl on Facebook. We got talking n became close. I particularly liked her because she appeared smart n very down to earth. This one time she called me that her sista was sick n her dad travelled bla bla...... doctor said 50k but they have only been able to raise 30k. I believed her because I trusted her n promised to send part payment d very next day but I grew suspicious when she started acting too nicely dat evening when we got chatting.
The next day I went to the said hospital n stylishly enquired if they have any admitted patient that fits her sisters description, one look at d sisters pic the nurse on duty confirmed my suspicion after which I called her that I was coming to the hospital to see n give her the money. This girl tried to dissuade me but I didn't bulge n told her I was almost there then the line went dead.
As I envisaged, 20 mins later I saw her n the said sister rushing into the hospital.....Lols u no d rest

As a civil engineer I would suggest u don't jus build a bungalow but add another flat to it cos without a good quantity surveyor most of the materials you would buy would cover for it n u will spend less Dan 13 milla as a against d 7 to 8 million for a 3 bedroom bungalow.

However u could start with the cash u av earmarked n stop weneva d money finishes. Never try to rush over a house u r going to live in

What is strong with the poster above me? Wia in d world is a person with such height referred to as being 'quite tall'? The man is very tall. Dyu no d kind of heels she's sporting up dia

Who dem help?

God protect us from bad thing

again poor dress sense from Mr Ibu. how does one dress like it's a music video shoot to a wedding.

happened to me about 2 years ago right after I got my Nysc posting letter. I was so distraught after being posted up North dat I left my fone on d bus n even forgot to collect my #420 change. na d fone pain me pass tho

lols

what does dis dude even do for a living?? anyways I appreciate his superior dress sense compared to his agbaya brother

kai! c mad boobs

Madness! Barbarism

Kidd that don't know what war really is would clamour for it. Hunger thirst bloodshed, av seen it all during d warri crisis n I swear its not an experience to relish

Vision4God:

Bros why u bend mouth like who egbo bois slap

Wicked

Isn't donations about wat we have anymore

Haha! Only 2 comments n it made FP already. U see, after God na connection sure pass

TheSlyone:
You sound like a pained FEMINIST

and u a jaded misogynist

MrsPhyno:
First of all, is it ur life

Secondly, how could u as a Man, possibly know more about the stages in a woman's life than a female would. No need to teach us; thanks tho

Thirdly, are u saying girls should marry young? And if so, what's ur definition of young. Cause under age 23/24, most gehs are still in school..... It would be difficult and kinda irresponsible to marry while in school. Just know that education is the biggest thing that keeps females from marrying "young" or whatever....

So during our teenage years... Most of us are still in school, okay. That's your answer If we kept a serious boyfriend now, una would still complain. Lubbish.

exactly my thoughts! am tired of hearing dis over sabi males running narratives on female life, when they have zero idea on how it feels to be a female....its pathetic. plain silly

Now dis is a true story.........
A girl started noticing a guy who stands in
front of her home everyday in the evening.

She noticed the guy always comes mostly in
the evenings and weekends.The guy never tried
to talk to her nor show any gesture, he just
moves here and there fumbling with his mobile
phone and occasionally stealing a glance at her.It
went on like that for a year and the
girl understood the guy was in love with her but
was too shy to express his feelings.

So, she told her parents. They too saw him and liked him. They
discussed with her grandparents about a likely
marriage and encouraged her to make the first
move.

The next day, she went to him and said,
Hi. I'mJada.He said, Hi. I'm Smith. Hearing this,
the girl was very happy as the names were
matching like WillSmith and Jada Pinkett.The girl
went on and said, I really appreciate your Patience
and decency.You have been standing in front of
my home everyday for about a year now.So, I
understand that you are in love with me
buttooshy to say it.I think i really like you too
and would love it ifwe getmarried.The guy smiled
and said, Forgive me sister!Actually your home's
WI-FI doesn't have apassword.So, i come here
every evening after work to use free Wi-Fi to chat
with my fiancee........ Omo, na once d girl faint..
Good morning all.. do have a blessed day

That jinn is no myth. I served in katsina. Often times u see young girls rolling crying n hitting themselves ..... Its a scary sight ni

pikapizy:
1Cor 6:9 "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind"...abusers of themselves =mastubation

Sir pliz Learn to read ur bible to d end na.... It says " abusers of themselves with mankind"; that passage was clearly referring to homosexuals.. OK?