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Mehn!! D song is a total flop! chai....! Dbanj is sooo inconsistent

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GO AnD DIE!!!!! Short n emphatic.. Lmao

Now this ggot me cracking up.

Just Watched live on AIT.... Had 2 snap it to be Sure my eyes werent deceiving me

chimex38: Like dey say.birds of a feather flock 2gether....who beta dan 2 chase & catch dose cheetah





but wait O! How 4 armless kenyan men with dier thin & muscleless body capture 2 cheetah?
Besides the cheetahs initial acceleration is enough 2 give dem an unreachable distance even if na jamaican bolt.

Besides d kenyans are long[slow] distance runners not short[fast] distance runners not 2 4get d fact dat we're
talkin about d fastest animal on Earth.... Even a Dog on a run cant b caught.
this is practicaly impossible accordin 2 P.N. OKEKEs Physics

Bros u fail to reckon that these are bushmen ( no pun intended.) As such they cn track down anythin within d forest as long as it has footprints)... Okeke no 1 tyn

Mofo

Hehehehehehe.... Bros splash some cash u wil surely get d P

I jus got this from somewhere. Although am not a parent yet I quickly realise how important such piece of information could be having stayed with my aunt's kids and noticing how much they have learnt( mostly d wrong stuffs), I decided to share this here.

#1: Warn your girl child never to sit on anyone's laps no matter the situation including uncles.
#2: Avoid getting dressed in front of your child once he/she is 2 years old. Learn to excuse yourself.
#3: If you have to hire a house-help, please kindly take them for HIV screening to determine their HIV status, properly interview them and make up your mind to treat them well.
#4: Never allow any adult refer to your new born as 'my wife' or 'my husband'.
#5: Never tempt your husband with your younger sister. (Else he'd say its her's and the devil's fault)
#6: Avoid unnecessary familiarity and make sure you take care of your husband by yourself lest you lead him into temptation.
#7: Whenever your child goes out to play with friends make sure you look for a way to find out what kind of play they played together because young people now sexually abuse themselves.
#8: Never force your child to visit any adult he or she is not comfortable with and also be observant if your child becomes too fond of a particular adult.
#9: Once a very lively child suddenly becomes withdrawn you might need to patiently ask a lot of questions from your child. If you don't teach your children
about sex, the society will teach them the wrong values.
#10: It is always advisable you go through any new Material like cartoons you just bought for them before they start seeing it themselves.
#11: Teach your 3 year old how to wash their private parts properly and warn them never to allow anyone touch those areas and that includes you (remember, charity begins at home and with you)
#12: Blacklist some materials you think could threaten the sanity of your child (that includes music, movies and musicians) and let them understand the value of standing out of the crowd.
#13: Once your child complains about a particular person, don't keep quiet about it.
Take up the case and show them you can defend them always!

Tanx baba! U av said it all! God pass jona n co

Source: http://onepilla./2013/10/24/deep-down-pidgin/

Just a brother sharing his thoughts.......

My name is chuky -yeah chuky- , this is not fiction. It is real! A reflection of my complex but simple heart, a reflection on the broken mirror, of my restless mind.

Trees struggling, bending with little resistance to the direction of wind. Hawks descending to pick up chicks, mother hen gathering her chicks to take cover. What an interesting food chain.

Here I am gazing at them, feeding on food for thought, my eyes looking, but seeing nothing, lips moving but saying nothing. My mind calm, yet restless.

Oh boy, I wan cut chain, this thing don tire me. Life no resemble wetin we read for story book, e hard pass how water take enta coconut.

E no first easy, buh naija make am worse. So many many ‘game over’ like mortal combat, yet e no get end like temple run. We all just dey on the move, dey waka go different directions.
Where we dey go, we no sure, we just dey move.

Like a comedian who earns his living by making other people laugh, the same comedian has got no reason to laugh. An entertainer who sings about love, yet she’s got no one to love her. An accountant who counts millions of naira, yet can’t pay his child’s school fees.

Na naija we for dey see all these things. Dem say for where blind men full, na person wen get one eye dey rule. What if person wen get one eye no dey d town??

The same country wen our founding fathers still dey rule us, dem still dey make d same mistake wen dem make 20yrs ago. Dey take children future play kalokalo.

Since wen dem born me naim I dey hear of ASUU strike, I don stay more than two decades, ASUU still dey sue FG. Dem still dey strike like sango, FG neva stop to dey dribble like maradona wen high on kpom.

I no come here come whip dead horse, but this carcass don dey smell. We gats whip maggots comot from e body. Dem say e beta say make we act than to dey yarn, after all na player wen cursor dey e head naim dey carry ball. But how we wan take change cursor wen pad no good

We sef no dey help matters, na from inside us naim youth leaders from dey come out. And dem no better pass our leaders. No matter as we scata ground from now go reach tomorrow, na the same thing naim we go do if we enta there.

Boys don lack focus anyhow, na who sabi facebook and twitter naim know suntin pass. Dem dey form wetin dem no be. Na dis age naim men take dey invent things b4, naim creativity dey overflow like hot coke when dem new open. But nowadays na lie. Naim men take dey join level. If e set all of dem go clear area. If you no join, na constant playing for you.

The maggot don eat us sotay e don eat us enta church. Before before na church na dey run go if e set, but now church dey run come meet us. Guymen wen dey guy guymen dey call demselves pastors. Dem dey buy private jet anyhow like say dem get crusade for moon. Na back of trailer naim members dey enter take go convention.

We no say 4k up dey on our part, but no too blame the youth. How boys wan take do research wen data bundle expensive pass their device? How dem wan take sustain ginger wen dem go stay house for four months??
Last last na God go help us. Na the day wen man kpai naim e struggle finish. E no get as sun go hot reach wen fowl go take lay boiled egg. I hail!

Same old one’pilla

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M3 n l3 na 13500 o while p5 na 15k

pDude: All na still chinko

Naso me sef first talk now am using m3 n quite sincerely d fone bad gan... Damn!!! Samsung shud kill tecnos producers ni. Hweva I tink p5 shud be above m3 shar

NL allow me na! Source: beyoumagazineph./2013/10/03/tragedy-associated-airlines-carrying-agagus-remains-and-family-has-crashed/

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TRAGEDY!!! /p3wtKM-dj

Breaking News: ASUU strike called off - Reason: Mikel Obi scored in an EPL match\=D/ ...............

delors: Yop! Tired at mediocrity. But frustrated? Do you even know what that means or because every Tom dikk and harry uses it, u also jump on the word? Moofok!

Mr man I no ur type. U keep complainin @ evrityn bt neva brings any concrete solution. Wt wud u gain in painting seuns site blaq. There are better ways of critising. If you must first off appreciate. Baq @ u.... Moofacka

delors: Nairaland and its bunch of mediocre MODs should step up their game. Learn from other social sites - reddit and co. Just because a story has a shocker doesnt not mean it should hit the FP especially one without a source. What do we have here? Just a picture of kpomo sellers (not even kpomo, cow legs), sitting in front of God-knows-where, and you break it on the FP without any form of authenticity. Na wah o.
I know your plan is to drive traffic since Tonto Dikeh, Wizkid, Boko haram and PDP news dont sell again here. Shame!
Reddit banned a section of its forum dedicated to helping to track suspected terrorists few days ago because of unveriable reports submitted daily by members. Facebook closed the account of an online dating site that used the picture of Rahteh Pateah (the 17yr canadian who attempted suicide few months ago) for ad. Learn, Nairaland, learn!
Better stories wey go do body better dey for there for different sections, but our political MODs no FP them because Tonto Dikeh and co nor dey inside the stories. Na yeye traffic stories una dey FP, hustling for commenters like common greenhorn bloggers.
You clone stories from Linda Ekeji, Everywhere in Nigeria, etc and they take priority gracing the FP like play play while those who use their brains to come up with impressive articles are sidelined. Update your platform, u nor gree, improve your features, for where? You nor gree...I better start patronizing others now. SMH

Mr man u jus tired n frustrated

Omo I de hit front page anyhw now o! Seun haf u employed me

SHOCKER! DEM DON CATCH PIPO WEN DEY USE DEADY BODY CHEMICAL DEY INJECT KPOMO.

WONDERS NO GO END FOR THIS SAPELE.

Health officers arrested sellers of kpomo in Sapele.
They confessed to injecting embalming fluids on the kpomo and soaking it in water to fatten it



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[quote author=Appliedmaths.]Bros, that man wan kill us for CED 300 collected 200 per student as blocking fee + refreshments on the day of the project defence from 5 departments of about 700 300level students up till today 60 percent of us can't find our result on that course that one na compulsory final year carry over course. And yet ASUU would be there talking rubbish when their members are the most corrupt of all.[/quote]Riler matas! Wat of 100l physics practical or shud we move 2 mech n chemical engineering n start d witch hunt. God don catch all of em ni

But its possible dt d architect suggested such shapes.