₦airaland Forum

helinues:
What is mixed reaction about this..

So if things return back to normal, they still want to go for an annual leave again after spending how many months at home?

Well, the company might be looking for a way to relieve some staffs, ask Mikel if I am lying

They no even need tell anybody sef

JAOS:
to those of you here in nairaland YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERS

Illiterate.

SeverusSnape:
I dey laugh

Bubu the mumu is heartless.

Who is he that people won't insult??

Sensible former presidents and even present ones are being insulted day in day out, Including Trump... So i ask again, Who's that Mr. lifeless

After promising heaven in Nigeria, failed in all sectors, including the other room. And you expect people not to insult him??

Bubu the mumu is a brukutu guzzling dullard i swear!... come and arrest me.

Jeez! The man can never shock me

Lipscomb:
Imagine this bastard that want to rule Nigeria. He can't even manage his company. Useless man.

All this company shall be confiscate Because its belong to federal republic of Nigeria.

Smh! Stop disgracing yourself na

Yenefer:
Atiku is a bad person

Compared to your satanic paymaster, He's angel

folake4u:
Lmao really?! .
This is so funny.

I swear to God

2020!!! Wetin

May this year never see the end of us and ours

ifex370:
You can train him to become a ninja too

Lmfao! Make una stop na

vGerizued:
He should start by donating his numerous landed properties and his allowances

Jeez! These guys are mad

I didn't even know I could add one more person sef

Ebonyeyes:
The lockdown has failed, and these are just the reported cases, the true figures will be truly shocking. Hopefully the purported hot weather that is claimed to be protective against this virus comes in handy because the Nigerian Government did not use this lockdown to equip the dying hospitals, did not build emergency hospitals and have not provided palliative measures for its citizens. God help Nigerians.

Nothing them do. They were relying on the Sun. Nawa o

Oluromantic:
Make she go dey shake waste with ordinary pant on her way to heaven. She had a short time to live on Earth and she used most of the time dancing half naked in videos. Now e remain her and her maker for judgement.

Too harsh

Let's take a cue from ghana and be guided

Bossontop:
Another reason why i abandoned nigerian films years ago.......d films dey reduce sense aswear!!!

I swear bro

SangoOlukosoOba:
Beast without brains.

See the head like that of Boa Constrictor.

I fear peeps with that shape of face

This satchet water own crossed my mind today. Mehn! Things ain't ever gon be the same again

MJBOLT:

24 hours

So no warm up sef

[quote author= post=89035409]On a part-time basis.
That's okay.
Our world will gradually get back to what it used to be.
Corona, u try no be small!

We came across the below satire early this morning.
Twas worth our time to read....

The President's last speech was like,
to me, was like ….… ok ok ok,
Sebi you people are tired of keeping safe at home,
Alright alright.

I release you all to go and die if you wish to die.
By 4th of May your desire to die is granted to you.
Just give me one more week to make you stay alive.
By 4th of May you are free to go out and die,
your dying can be possible between 8am to 6pm.
If you escape death within those hours then you can still enjoy my arms of love, to keep you safe between hours 8pm to 6am.

But I remain steadfast in keeping your children alive.
So schools remain shut down.

I will also be blameless before God and man,
so all churches mosques night clubs weddings birthday parties etc, remain shut down till further notice.

No beer joints or amala or isi-ewu or Barbecue or Suya spots or joints shall entertain sitting, buy ur food as take away and waka, if you like sit down and drink,
virus lives on surfaces of tables at least between 2 and 4 days,
so you can sit and eat and drink on table surfaces at joints or restaurant.

Sebi you have superpowers…Tooooorrhhhh.
I will still be merciful unto you,
So not all businesses will open.

I had thought Kano will learn from Lagos, Abuja and Ogun lockdown,
I never knew they were so dumb,
Henceforth let me save their lives they are thereby shut down for 2 weeks, they have died stupidly enough,
washing infected hands and drinking the water,
such foolery in quantum measure!

So your staying locked down is now your personal choice.
I have tried my best.
You have all the rights to continue to work from home stock your home with food drinks and toiletries and remain locked down personally.
I have removed my hands from saving you.

If you wish you can lock down your family and only you will go out and get them daily bread and know that it’s only you out there while your wife and children are safe and locked down.
It is your choice.

If you like dont take absolute care when out there.
If you like bring the virus home to your family.
It is your choice.
The people I sent to give you money food and palliative, they swallowed some of it.
I can't come and kill my self.
I have tried, a father has many children, amongst them you have the Esaus and the Jacob’s,
You have the Judas and the Peters.

It also comes to a time in the life of a father,
he tells all his children both good and bad, that this is how much I can be of help.
I have tried ,
you are of age to know what to do.

If you like choose death and go out any how,
If you like choose life and continue to stay home Dont think I am happy releasing you by May 4th.
You all have tied my hands ….plus those who ate and swallowed your palliative and those who have been cursing me that i locked you up because I hate you…Toooorhh you are now free to go out If you like,
Don’t wear mask always,
Don’t wash your hands every 20 minutes.
Continue to shake hands and hug people you have missed during the lockdown.
Continue to receive yeye visitors in your home especially those of you with underlined health conditions and aged parents Don’t take sanitizers with you when going out Don’t use bleach to clean surfaces.
Don’t do social distancing.
Sebi virus is virus.
During HIV and AIDS we still have many of you who damn consequences and do have sex without condoms.
So who am I to force you to use face mask?
If you choose to die by May 4th.
I release you to go and do whatever you want to yourself, But as for me, my house hold and for all sane Nigerians, we shall choose to live.

[/quote]I doubt this dude is OK

lordm:
Click like when you see it

Forc us

Kingrexyl:
You are a foolish vagabond, a product from a watery sperm. besides it's only a scammer that will call someone scammer, you Foolish disgrace of a son, your stupidity stink. jeez!

when someone said majority of Nigerian youths are stupid and foolish, I never doubted that; I've seen the trait in you, if I were you I will go and beg my village people for freedom, but it's obvious you will always be miserable till death call on you, I really pity you boy.

waste of sperm.

The dingbat is really pained o

Mr "drop your number let me show you how to make money" ode
Please stop crying on my mentions cos I'm not sharing bobo

ibnlawal:
Honestly, NL is becoming a joke. I can't believe this news made it to FP. Who's MC oluomo to begin with, he's just a celebrated thug.

RIP to mama tho, May Allah forgive her shortcomings and grant her Jannatu Firdaous

I taya... Obituary page ni

Expert17:
Am sure most people dropping their account details are Nairalanders.....

See how Chelsea and Liverpool fans are claiming Bayern munich fan.




This one get MSc for begging

Na Arsenal fan abeg

MJBOLT:

many of them are claiming die hard Bayern fans but the truth is most of them are Chelsea fans

Wetin we do una sef

Jesus!!! This beggarly spirit that emanates from the top is flowing all around

Adanairaland:
“People who are malnourished are more vulnerable to illnesses and viral infections; part of the public health strategies is to also have an economic and livelihood response,” Abayomi said.

That felt like KO

Kingrexyl:
With this your stupid attitude, you will keep repairing solar panels for the rest of your miserable life.

Amen!!! That is 10x better that being an online scammer! Do you know morally bankrupt one has to be to sink to the level of yahoo yahoo?
My friend don't you have any 80 year old granny to engage in romance or do you do men too?
I had to ask cos your masturbating on my page. Hopeless twerp!

wisdomkid:
Is he the doctor that will provide the cure for coronavirus?
Showing cars he bought maybe 2 years ago will do what exactly? Make Covid-19 angry?
He should sell everything and give them out?
How much have you given out?

If you don't like anything he's doing, just don't follow him on SM and don't comment on his thread.
We should learn self-peace.

Considering the times we are now it's very senseless and immature.

Samakus:
Olosho work no dey tire you? Your sagged female organ never weak?

Lols if I b girl n u tell me ds kind tyn id deactivate my acc

ChizzyBuna:
Nigeria will do anything for ventilator!!
Even if it's a blowjobb..

Bubu should be forced to give that asap

Kingrexyl:
Fvcking useless illiterate

Psycho yahoo boy
I know you have lost a lot of clients this period
Trader ko rider no
Fvck you too

XshegzzyeeiX:
Easy dude.
Times are hard.
Yunno, desperate times calls for desperate measures.

Lmao!

Kingrexyl:
This one don't have common sense, get the fvck out of here, you think you won't die too? Anupama!

Lols! I blame your useless father for no masturbating u off shar. Pin brain