₦airaland Forum

greatgod2012: These people think the muslims will allow them to divide their religion, they dont know anything.....im not a muslim o, but i dont like d division in xtanity.

centje: the same they say about enugu

are u for real

vykte: Mikel : I was beating around d bush,missing out on d salient points, I had a D.
Ashley Cole : I'm hated by d examiner tho...he had no choice than 2 give me a pass mark
Zizou : I was gonna come out tops until Materazzi insulted my mum...it got 2 me and I tore his paper.tho he had a rewrite and i was disqualified.
Neymah : I prefer writing in my local language...I'm not gonna take d exam now

Lovely .

realsammie: BARTON : I dont care if i pass the exam or not as far as i make others not t pass.

GIGGS : i have pass the exams many time but choose not to move on because the examiner is sexy

I'm in love with these 2.

afam4eva: I don't think pledges should really be used in Nigeria because all governors never fulfill all their promised. I would rather use their monthly allocation and what they ahve done with it to rate them. For example Rochas promised to build over 300 schools but i will rate him very high if he can build only 20.

True and funny sha.

Judging them based on their promises would be a very difficult one ,if we choose to do it that way u and I know that none of them will score above 20%


All I want to know is if really we've had any improvement in governance in these states .

Any improvement what so ever, no matter hw little.

afam4eva: Security should be removed as one of the criteria because the security apparatus of the states are controlled by the federal government. There's little or nothing that the states can do in this regard.

Eko Ile: And what have they all done to merit the so called award? Even the person wet never build 1 latrine too dry get award. Only in AGIPA land..

realsammie: BARTON : I dont care if i pass the exam or not as far as i make others not t pass.

GIGGS : i have pass the exams many time but choose not to move on because the examiner is sexy

I'm in love with these 2.

ypzilanti: T.A. Orji

airroseice: TWITTER for me.

ifee-gee:
This award should definitely go to my state governor T A Orji.Quote me at your own peril.

For now I'll still want to reserve my comment on this governor so that people will air their views .

pedestal82: Definitly Nairaland, bored with fb, never bothered with twitter, hv even 4goten my handle name!

Oh boi we are the same o

I don forget my twitter handle tay-tay.

Really I don't see the reason y I should be stalking person about like say I be fly wey dey follow nyansh wey shit fool inside.

Just maybe I'm old skool sha, it doesn't just work for me.

itos: boy u are wrong not all ladies atleast there are still decent & faithful one's out there but u guys prefer the bling bling girls

Pritheeann: naija qals don do yu stronq tin...no b small

Sisi_Kill: When it comes to buying shoes, we are so selective and conscientious about it. To make sure it is just the right fit, we try it on over and over and over again, check it out from the left, check it from the right, check it out on tippy toes, check it out using a back mirror before paying for it and if, when we get home, we try it on again and notice it gives us a tiny pinch. . .we return it without a second thought. But it comes to Churches and the decisions we make when it concerns our papas, mama, mommies and daddies we hesitate even if it a matter of life and death.

The first day you got to the daycare and saw a teenager should have been the day you got to the bottom of it...No IF or BUT about it. Ideally, It is not even all the Adults who apply for jobs at daycare centers are hired because some aren't capable of the doing the tasks required of them. . .not to talk of a teenager. I don't know how many people have been to a daycare center at time other than nap time. . .it is a MAD HOUSE!!!

One child is spilling milk here, another is child is trying to lick it off the floor, yet another is trying to snatch the littler baby's bottle, one has dropped his cookie and wailing because it's what is soothing his hurting gums and the baby that just wants to be held all day is crying because you have put her down to check up on the other two fighting over the barney teddy bear that belongs to the little boy standing in the corner because he is shy for pooping in his diaper.

These are the things one deals with at a daycare center and if you don't have the psychological makeup to remain calm in the middle of chaos, you can lose it. This is also why the law requires that a certain number of children require so so number of teachers and nowhere in that equation does a teenager under 18 comes in. How is that girl gonna handle multiple crying babies?

Does she understand the importance of cleanliness? That you can't go from wiping one child's bum to feeding another without washing your hand? Yeah it sounds like something that should be common sense but in the middle of chaos, one tends to lose all rationality and taking your time to wash your hand properly when a child is seriously crying her eyes out just seems silly. All your thoughts are geared towards picking that child up and stop the crying. If many adults aren't capable of remaining calm, what do we expect a teenager to?

What about first aid? A child sees a small object on the floor, picks it up, throws it in her mouth and starts choking. . .what does the teenager do? Does she even know there are certain things that shouldn't be in the vicinity of a child. . .enough to quickly get rid of such things as soon as she sees it?!!

Everything I mentioned here is just a teeny tiny aspect of the entire task oh.

Honestly, If people really understood what it means to care for a child, they will know that not just anybody will do.

TroGunn: This FG police is not helpful. States should be in charge of their own security. The buck should go no further than the state capital. This Abuja-centricity is killing us. The IG is stretched responding to BH attacks here and there in the North and robberies here and there in theSouth.

Why can't GEJ be a man and give us State Police?

pDudd: Good

Joblessness and hunger breeds desperation, added to the fact that Xmas approaches. Since government and corporate organizations refuse to create employment, youth are going to take their own share of the national cake by force.

Expect to see more of this is the coming days.

I hope the Nigerian government can see the monsters it created.

tpacalipse: Single and extremely happy. Nothing can beat being single in Naija, trust me. Give up ur single life and u are dead.

coogar: the problem is ignorance, stupidity and the non-challant attitude.....

imagine a man who sleeps with 5 different women regularly without protection and then goes to a bathing salon with his own clipper......i mean, how do you explain such men? he exposes himself to the bigger risk while attending to the minor risk!

Talking about se--x, I'm a very disciplined young man when it comes to this subject .........
As a matter of fact I completely believe in TOTAL abstinence.

But on the latter, "using the public's clipper" , my nonchalant attitude comes to play.

I'll really try hard on working on it ooo cos I like this my life.

aryzgreat: so many "this post has been hidden" if na my nna bro them this page for don reach 20 pages with venomous attack on a particular ethnic group by the ethnic group of the perpetrators of this particular crime.

Research work => Power of media in tribalism: the way forward

Very funny but kinda true