₦airaland Forum

Oluwadare: who are you to tell me what to do or not to do with my life? Who the fuckstard, dench told you im in need of your useless & brainless advice? I mean, if ladies have ran you naked b4 due to your naively what is now my problem with that or how mi'a help u if i may ask? Next time go and advice ur elders & younger ones in the village not me OKAY.

For ur mind now u don yan enough grammar ba
I laugh in Swahili.

Keep spewing , I'm watching @ the sidelines with my bottle of 1759 laughing @ ur stupidity

agabaI23: I think you are wrong. I was not referring to the absolute length of the index finger, we are referring to the length relative to the middle finger.

The closer the height to the middle finger, more feminine the man and also the smaller the dick.
This is controlled by the level of estrogen in any man. The higher the level, the more feminine a man is. Science no dey lie sir

Please rooneyboy, you can counter this and I will accept if you have a stronger argument with facts which is more recent.

did I hear u say science
Which science is that brother ?

bongila: For me he MUST be intelligent and well read. Financial status isn't a big deal,I can start from scratch. Ambitious and hard working,warm and with a sense of humour. God fearing too.

dawealth: Baby i need u nw. I reside in Awka. Call me on 07035769784

oh boi are u sure u are mentally stable

berem: I have learnt something new today! checking index finger..... hmm

berem: What else do I want in a man if not that he must be good on bed? 9 to 14inches sized dicck! Oh yeah! Anything short of that......pftts!

blink182: See you, well too small na lake things I de operate on now.

Men, wife material take style plenty here o...ehen! Wonderful! Ok o.

ItsModella: LMAO!!! as in ehn, reading her igbo na bastard..

blink182: I hope you have big hips,
Moderate a s s
Red lips
N I p ples that look at the sky while u are standing
Flat tummy
Large b r e a s t
Tight v a gi n a
Cook intercontinental and local dishes
Honest and soft spoken
Passive extrovert
Home keeper
Professional
Submissive
Tall
Really light skinned
Blue eyes
Moderately broad shoulders....will be back

mimifonwon: bia roney obu kwa giri kwanu? idi iji uzo odo na achu'm uka, okwaya? Maka ma oburu na awota'fu'm ihe idere, agbahara'm, maka oburu na ichuru itu'm nemiri, kpachakwara owe ghi anya oo..

mimifonwon: bia roney obu kwa giri kwanu? idi iji uzo odo na achu'm uka, okwaya? Maka ma oburu na awota'fu'm ihe idere, agbahara'm, maka oburu na ichuru itu'm nemiri, kpachakwara owe ghi anya oo..

[color=#006600]nne biko ozugo .
Abi u one give me migraine

I'm sorry to have started the 'igbo thing'

Better still use central igbo, abeg;

I'm still very young to be tasking my brain with such a heavy task.

redcliff: there is one potter i know, there is this road i know in the north with alot of clay. i'l be back from the north on tuesday, i would bring some of that clay with e and introduce you to the potter so he can tish you how to create human being. Then u look for typhoon series fan and blow it on the clay when you are done so you can have your PERFECT human being. mschew. anupanu!

Right on point bro, right on point.

To dream is free .

Oluwadare: okay ooo you sound real somehow sha. Mi'a know you?

who's this fuc.k--ing broke ass kid

Guy leave woman o--- they'll ruin u

ADVICE FROM AN ELDER "ME" : Go and make money, now is the time, ur mates are doing that nw and u are busy chasing woman about.

I PITY U .

mimifonwon: ...
see hater, how do you know i dont have all those, you have never met me, and if u must know i dont want the brain of ellen johnsom sirleaf, am content with what i have. The men i mentioned i have met, and dined and been around from my childhood to adulthood, and admire them, both ojukwu and soyinka were (and in the case of soyinka still is) my father's close friend, so go kick rock, you dont know me. I guess you dont qualify, cuz by your reply its evident you have none of their qualities, all you have is the cowardice, of a chavunistic biatch Niggah. Empty bucket. Dont ever call me a female dog, cuz if you dont know by now i dont turn the other cheek when someone insults me. Be warned!!! hoha!!. A word is good for the wise.

spyder880: Conspicously glaring absence?

Our government, led by Onyebuchi, always represented at public functions by the head of office Mrs Nwobodo, and sometimes the acting head of service, Mr Chika Ezema acts as the Governor on public events, but dont get it twisted Enugu is working, with or without Sullivan.
All the projects going on in the state are moving on smoothly, the secretariat complex, the mega roads in more than 10 places, the bridges and other works are moving on even this morning. The universities are open and learning is taking place, all schools are open, there is security of life and property, the street lights are on and traffic control is good. We dont feel the absence of Chime, because even when he was around, he is not the noise making type. He should enjoy his holidays and come back after xmas full of health and life.

Thank u for this beautiful piece brother, nice to know that things are ok in coal city.

But just hope u are not the media personnel for Enugu state govt in NL

Darkknight.Abj:
love a Man that drives a Mercedes.

ItsModella: at least a six zero account
dark skinned with dimples and 6 packs...
over 6 ft tall
drives a Bugatti
lives in a mansion

Look at my moniker, I deserve a model as my guy.

When I think of more, I'll be back...peace out.

issokay
This ur guy wey u dey find is he suppose to be a Nigerian ?

I think u are watching a lot of nigerian films;
Now its started affecting u .

Sunny_bobo: Hahaha! I so much love this woman with her reforms. The list of pensioners must be verified. It is common knowledge that up to 50% of the pensioners are ghost pensioners. This woman is doing wonders blocking a lit of loopholes and brainless Nigerians are calling for her sack. We all know how many billions is being saved from Police salary after the conclusion of biometric verification of policemen. Also, it is not by magic that the FIRS was able to generate 3.8 trillion naira in the 9 months ended September when their target for the whole year was 3.2 trillion naira. This woman has been blocking lots of loopholes and the thieves can't just stand her.

Abagworo: This debate shouldn't even exist. It is between Rochas and Ngige in the last 13 years of democracy in Southeast. I still score Ngige high because his achievements still dwarfs that of Obi till date even though he spent a short period. Rochas on the other hand has done in one year what others could not do in 5 years.

Those mentioning Sabmiller et al as Obi's achievement should also mention Geometric power et al as Orji's achievement. IMHO, their duty is to provide the enabling ground and not to take credit for private investments.

General Garicks: For the un-tidy state of Aba

Sealeddeal: I will only compare Peter Obi and Sullivain Chime and there is no way you can judge it without taking Peter Obi of anambra state as the best and to be followed by Sullivain Chime.Rochas Okorocha should not be compared with this governors that have spent so many years in power.if you compare Rochas to Martins Elechi,Elechi will surely win because he has performed more than Rochas but then,Rochas may be a visionary leader but time will tell. In Infrastructure,Gov.Sullivain Chime has successfully,to good extent,beautified enugu city with modern facilities and new/good roads.For Rural development,Chime has not done anything obvious to deserve praise except *buying new cars for traditional rulers*. Peter Obi of anambra state has constructed roads close to or more than 600km and many of the roads are cited in rural areas and has been able to bring up anambra state among the states with best road networks in nigeria.he has reconstructed some schools with functional bore-holes and toilet facilities.Hospitals has been reconstructed and equipped to meet minimal standard.he has equally carried out rural electrification especially in Anambra north and others.

emron1: well I will score sullivan high on rural development and also infrastructure while rochas will come fist in education and urbanization. As for security and economic development obi will get my nod. Elechi and orji need to do more to convince me. I will rate them categorically as thus;
sullivan
Obi
Rochas
Elechi
Orji.

One_Naira: Chime is about the only SE governor I respect. The rest needs to be stripped of their power, send to the youths to deal with them, put in jail for corruption until they are cleansed of Nigerian corruption and return back to how their forefathers lead then finally giving a second opportunity to rule but this time the right way.

JENMAUCY: Elechi is a failure....he has neve done anytin 4 his state,apart 4rm repaintin their roundabout n stadium. Imagine a gov sayn dat his state has no budget 4 nxt yr. So he shud be d last

Cute2peg: Hmmmmmm....lyk seriously...Enugu tops d list.....plssss my governor shuld nt even b mentioned...i mean T.A ORJI.....he is busy changin his cloths..

Cute2peg: Hmmmmmm....lyk seriously...Enugu tops d list.....plssss my governor shuld nt even b mentioned...i mean T.A ORJI.....he is busy changin his cloths..

Bolan123: Don't mind the poster. He thought this is "Ndi Igbo" page which T.A. Orji is promoting. If u want to promote the comedian, the poster should liaise with "Ndi Igbo" admin on Facebook not here.

ngozievergreen: Can sb stop mentionin Theodore Orji. For d fact dt he is nt intimidated by d works of oda SE govs, he is a gank.

ngozievergreen: Can sb stop mentionin Theodore Orji. For d fact dt he is nt intimidated by d works of oda SE govs, he is a gank.