₦airaland Forum

sirchrislatestn:
Olosho spoted

Indeed, all the female species in your family!

Share the national moi moi of lies to the people. Whilst you chop the real national cake. No be today e start mbok!

Congratulations Jayce and Mama Jayce!

Hmmm, speaking of future plans Make plenty money and get a sperm donor to splash some akamu on my eggs to create a fine shild... shikena, life is not that hard I'll say!

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Being a woman can be horrifying sometimes, talk more of seeing how they deny men after mating.
Considering how most of them deny the fact that there was a mutal chose going on between them, then they deny there's no akamu forming inside of them, still claim there's no child that was born out of their Pum Pum.

If you simply want a child with a father you don't want to showcase. Then get akamu from a donor. How can you moan all your sorrows away with ectasy, you collect gift join and you don't wanna celebrate with the 2nd party involved after unwrapping the gift!

Je suis très fatigué!

Lagos needs to be sincerely worked on. This raining season can't be enjoyed in peace. Either plastic bottle dey follow you drag road or nylon filled with shit � is swimming towards your direction. Sincerely, I'm tried. And you should stop spitting on the ground; na wetin sef?

Errrrmmmm, I have a question for my men them... Shey if the preeq disappear.Will it be flat like the female version of the pumpum. C'mon why haven't we seen pictures of the missing male gender? I know I'm not the only one thinking this!

NwaAmaikpe:




Nice one from EFCC.
Rid Nigeria of these Yahooboys since corrupt politicians are out of your jurisdiction.

But I've always wondered what will happen to the slayqueens if all the Yahooboys in Nigeria are apprehended?

They gat you to take care of them. You can't masturbate forever you know!

stanley000:
that's the change you voted for, deal with it.

kudos to the mod for not moving this to FP, news like this dent our image, we should learn to wash our dirty linens in house instead of showing the world our hands.

Front page it is... Gloraaayyy!

nonjebose:
Cry ke!? Is it Z world? Don't start o!

I'm feeling the woman's pain... God should allow us marry what we know biko!

This post is making me so sad... As in my chest dey heavy me, I wanna cry!

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1 2 Buckle my shoe
3 4 Knock at the door
5 6 Pick up sticks
7 8 Make them straight
9 10 A big fat hen



I'm very less concerned about his decisions. After all he's president. Soonest I'll be president too and I'll appoint whoever I want!

Cm gjfghjjkj

I'm just here to buy land, keep scrolling biko. No be me get belle !

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Waste!!!

Madcow1 come see your nephew!

mercyland93:
I need to dm u as well cus u like beautiful. check my signature l ll like to be ur man.

There's nothing on your signature!

coolesmile:
who go dm me now

Me sef dey find who go dm me!
I tire like this... I just weak!
All these dm love ehhhhh
Chai
ABBA father
Hear my cry!

EntMirror:
It's not yahoo yahoo bro..

Okay Sissy!

EntMirror:
I'm too lazy mehn.. Why do I have to dress up every morning, knot my tie and go to work, every day? After going to school everyday, you also expect me to start that unfulfilling part as a worker.. NAH... I'd rather stay in my bed and make money..

Efcc dey find you!

NwaAmaikpe:


Never trust a woman.

Never!!
Their reasoning is based on their emotions.

They fake their love
They fake orgasms
They fake their smile
They fake their ass
They fake their boobs
They fake their steps
They fake everything.
They fake their moans
They fake their age
They fake their complexion
They fake their heights
They fake their voice.
They fake their tears

The only real thing about them is their treachery.

Chai, this is too much!
What have we done to you?

Awwwww, so adorable!

salford1:
I think Yorubas are one of the major tribes in Benin Republic. Top 2 out of 8 would not be minor imo. The last president was also of yoruba descent.

Indeed!

Hmmmm, Investigative Reporter!
Nwaamaikpe

Carry on Billyonaire, popcorn still plenty!

Billyonaire:
Awesome, didnt know some people still love me despite all my troubles.

Troubles you call it? Knowledge that persuades is what I'll rename it...