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Jokes Etc / Re: The Kiss by Roses1(f): 3:24pm On Jul 07, 2011
Lwkmd @poster, nice one jorr.
Jokes Etc / Re: Aaa Battery by Roses1(f): 3:09pm On Jul 07, 2011
@Vincent, tell υя own joke abeg!
Jokes Etc / Saggin by Roses1(f): 3:02pm On Jul 07, 2011
Black people started wearin their pants low. white ppl started callin it "saggin". whats "saggin" spell backwards? Those tricky white people>:O
Jokes Etc / Re: Tejuosho Boys Doing There Thing by Roses1(f): 1:33am On Jul 07, 2011
Quote from animz:
That ya 3310 still dey alive?

Lwkmd
Jokes Etc / Re: Aaa Battery by Roses1(f): 1:28am On Jul 07, 2011
I guess ιƒ it wasn't swollen, it'd look like a broomstick truely or matchstick, ℓ☺ℓ. thnx u'all.
Jokes Etc / Re: Church Service! by Roses1(f): 1:20am On Jul 07, 2011
Quote: mikuz:
Spill which laughter? At this joke?

ℓ☺ℓ its not a bad joke.
Jokes Etc / Re: Brain Teaser by Roses1(f): 1:13am On Jul 07, 2011
I say wife, how can she not hear any noise!
Jokes Etc / Re: Let's Play The bleeping Game by Roses1(f): 1:06am On Jul 07, 2011
you got Mc donalds we got Mr biggs,
you got Mtv we got Stv,
you got mohammed Ali we got bash ali,
you got elvis presley we got fela anikulapokuti,
you got miami beach we got oniru beach
Jokes Etc / Re: Aaa Battery by Roses1(f): 9:00am On Jul 06, 2011
​=))º°˚˚˚LoL˚˚˚°º‎​=))broomstick!
Jokes Etc / Aaa Battery by Roses1(f): 3:17am On Jul 06, 2011
A guy goes to visit his doctor. Here is the conversation that ensued.

"Don't laugh!" said the patient.

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," the patient said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery,

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and then fell laughing to the floor, Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now , what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," the patient replied.

The doctor fainted.
Jokes Etc / Re: Goodluck David(haha) by Roses1(f): 2:59am On Jul 06, 2011
Very funnily no!
Jokes Etc / Re: Where Is The Joke? by Roses1(f): 2:51am On Jul 06, 2011
​=))º°˚˚˚LoL˚˚˚°º‎​=))first joke was too funny.
Culture / Re: Why Do Naija Girls Put On Heavy Make Up by Roses1(f): 4:09am On Aug 10, 2010
Boring! I'm outta here.
Culture / Re: Why Do Naija Girls Put On Heavy Make Up by Roses1(f): 2:23pm On Aug 05, 2010
thnx @Ranoscky.
Romance / Re: This Hips Are Fake by Roses1(f): 3:19pm On Aug 04, 2010
Since u started the threat, I guess u have a video proof that the hips are real, do u? I'd love to see.
Romance / Re: This Hips Are Fake by Roses1(f): 3:14pm On Aug 04, 2010
well, u cant really blame me, its amazing, i've never seen anything like it. thnx for sharing.


MRbrownJAY:

unfortunately that pic is very real. her name is Cathie Jung and she is very famous for it. . . . . . . . ENJOY!!!!

[flash=480,385]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RydtRflQFA&hl=en_US&fs=1"[/flash]
Romance / Re: This Hips Are Fake by Roses1(f): 3:12pm On Aug 04, 2010
well, u cant really blame me, its amazing, i've never seen anything like it. thnx for sharing.

MRbrownJAY:

unfortunately that pic is very real. her name is Cathie Jung and she is very famous for it. . . . . . . . ENJOY!!!!

[flash=480,385]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RydtRflQFA&hl=en_US&fs=1"[/flash]
Romance / Re: This Hips Are Fake by Roses1(f): 12:58pm On Aug 04, 2010
Dont tell me u believe dat pics is real, because its not.
5p1naz:

oh really? so would you say no waist can be this small??
Romance / Re: This Hips Are Fake by Roses1(f): 12:21pm On Aug 04, 2010
it looks very fake to me, no human can be dat big.
Celebrities / Re: Actors Guild Bans Emeka Ike by Roses1(f): 12:07pm On Aug 04, 2010
babeface3:

I have come to understand the problem with Nigerians. Just mere imagination and everyone is passing judgment. Arrogance, , arrogance bla bla bla, mainly those that have not even interacted with this dude, just what you saw in his interviews and seen in his movies. I have met Emeka on two occasions and they were just phillantropy and humility. His carriage and words may depict the opposite for shallow minded and ignorant people shocked shocked

I might not knw him personally, dont forget, he is a public figure, an actor. its possible he is a good person in real with a beautiful heart and all dat. but he's got no talent in acting. I knw I dnt like his acting skills. he bore me really. but I might like him as a friend, if I'd met him.
Romance / Re: The Wedding Test by Roses1(f): 11:49am On Aug 04, 2010
that was a stupid test. the guy could have failed, then apologise to the girlfriend and say its the devils work like they always do, and everything will be alright.
lucky guy,
Celebrities / Re: Actors Guild Bans Emeka Ike by Roses1(f): 11:39am On Aug 04, 2010
I dnt care. i dnt even like the guy much. he's really not a good actor to me.
Culture / Re: Why Do Naija Girls Put On Heavy Make Up by Roses1(f): 11:37am On Aug 04, 2010
this is so not true! abeg check out cameroon and cotonu girls, and especially europe and american women. We cant even afford much of a cosmectic surgery. naija girls are the most natural ppl.
Religion / Re: Lagos Orders Churches To Remove Loud Speakers by Roses1(f): 11:28am On Aug 04, 2010
Thnk God! now I wount have to be disturbed early morning with muslim speakers.
Celebrities / Re: Actors Guild Bans Emeka Ike by Roses1(f): 11:23am On Aug 04, 2010
When did that happen?
Romance / Re: What is the Colour of Love? by Roses1(f): 3:41pm On May 19, 2010
Money is not the color of love, money is the color of lust,
Romance / Re: What is the Colour of Love? by Roses1(f): 4:12am On May 17, 2010
Ogaga4Luv:

[size=13pt]heyyyyy roses , that's a very huge list you have here. . . . . thanks for sharing , hope it helps some dude's in our midst. grin[/size]

@Ogaga, it wasnt me. it was from Vexxy. but I love it, I totally agree with her. I really hope they can all think abt it for a min and see that love is really a rainbow of colors.
Romance / Re: What is the Colour of Love? by Roses1(f): 3:36am On May 17, 2010
You guys, all the [/color][quote][/quote]C[color=#006600]O[/color]L[color=#770077]O[/color]R[color=#550000]S
represents love, so pls stop the argument.
Romance / Re: What is the Colour of Love? by Roses1(f): 5:50pm On May 14, 2010
It was blue for me, but now I am goin with Vexxy

"love is a rainbow of colors

It's blue because it can bring peace and tranquility
It's green because it can cause envy
It's yellow because it radiates
It's white because it can be innocent
It's red because it can be a danger zone
It's black because love of the wrong thing can cause death
It's pastel colors because it can be young and soft
It's bold colors because it can stand out, make you take notice
It's plaid because it can be confusing

Love is a splendid array of colors and patterns, interweaving causing both happiness and sorrow, joy and pain, forgiveness and hatred.

Love is. . . . unable to be defined by words or expressed in colors."

its a rainbow of colors and its beautiful, when u add it all up, its just LOVE.
Romance / Re: What's Wrong With Guys Seeking Love On Facebook ? by Roses1(f): 5:43pm On May 14, 2010
U can find love on fb or anywhere, u just have to be real and honest about it. hunting every guy or girl u see on online means u are a joker, flirt or player and u could catch some bad things, lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: How Can I Find A Girl That I Really Love Because I'm Wealthy? by Roses1(f): 5:36pm On May 14, 2010
seek advice from the master Eddie Murphy,

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