bqlekan:
I just dey imagine make nepa take light as dem wan snap the pix

hahaha

bqlekan:
I just dey imagine make nepa take light as dem wan snap the pix

hahaha, well egunje is sure.

oh my beautiful country... cnn and all those stupid foreign reports no dey see this one, na to show dead places in the getto areas to paint africa poor and dirty dem sabi.

u can whiten ur teeth, its not dat expensive. and it can't really be a problem. i have friends with brown teeth, they are clean. unless ur teeth is decayed and smelly, then thats a serious turn off for ladies.. u should see a dentist asap.

Misselocon:
No wonder dey act anything dey see...no choice because dey must meet up with bin a celeb...so her own dress of 2013 wen Neva old don turn criminal offence and newsworthy..

abeg helep me ask 'em.

its possible, could be true she could also have been deceived by idiots using names of artist to chat and scam ppl. i have come across lots of them.

omg scary.... whn i was a kid, i had a similar experience. i was lying in the yard with my sibling cos it was really hot inside. they left me and had gone inside, i was covered from head to toe cos of mosquitos. my uncle came back very late that night and i was stil lying there fast asleep. grandma thot it was just a pile of cloths, because nobody expected anyone to be in the yard at that time of the night, but my uncle had to come down from the car to just to make sure, and behold it was lil me☺ i bless God for sparing me that day.

go girl!

was she supposed to throw away the dress? una too get wahala paparazzi. haba i have dresses from 5yrs ago in my closet. of cos we bi human.

Tunde u mumu sha lol

Lol na winchy style.

That's just God's way. Bless u Lord.

Find solution then. Cos we need the fishes o

Omg! Scoop fuel??
Has the poverty, suffering and condition of this country made our pple to lose their minds and care less for their lives? Smh.

Pls can anyone tell me how I can copy this link and send it to a friend. I tried to copy from the browser, but I was stil logged in.
Will appreciate.
Thnx

Bushman beating a four yr old like hes ur mate. Onye ara!

So where's the bizarre pics?

Nice. .. I like.

Its normal. Just straightening the hair whn there is no straightener. Ive done it many times, on my weavon not my head o. Tips for the ladies: iron works better than the straightner on ur human hair. Try it and see. But not on ur head

U try well well.
This is how I like my okra chopped. I rate u 8 (y)

Yehman:

I never post finish u don already come n buy land. I tire ooo

;Dlwkmd o

Braintouch:

Sympathize with yourself! Shepe is not for the weak and frail-minded. Paul Orhii must be a douchebag for blaming ogogoro for the deaths of people in Rivers state. Wetin we want take appease the gods again? Shey na champagne?

You should have known that theres no hiding place for the wicked fool! #Godwin again!!

SleekyP:

Source: http://dailypost.ng/2015/06/09/troops-apprehend-mastermind-of-gombe-bombing-after-shoot-out/

An elderly carpenter was ready to retire. He told his employer-contractor of his plans to leave the house building business and live a more leisurely life with his wife enjoying his extended family. He would miss the paycheck, but he needed to retire. They could get by.

The contractor was sorry to see his good worker go and asked if he could build just one more house as a personal favor. The carpenter said yes, but in time it was easy to see that his heart was not in his work. He resorted to shoddy workmanship and used inferior materials. It was an unfortunate way to end his career.

When the carpenter finished his work and the builder came to inspect the house, the contractor handed the front-door key to the carpenter. “This is your house,” he said, “my gift to you.”
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What a shock! What a shame! If he had only known he was building his own house, he would have done it all so differently. Now he had to live in the home he had built none too well.

So it is with us. We build our lives in a distracted way, reacting rather than acting, willing to put up less than the best. At important points we do not give the job our best effort.

Then with a shock we look at the situation we have created and find that we are now living in the house we have built. If we had realized, we would have done it differently. Think of yourself as the carpenter. Think about your house. Each day you hammer a nail, place a board, or erect a wall. Build wisely. It is the only life you will ever build. Even if you live it for only one day more, that day deserves to be lived graciously and with dignity. The plaque on the wall says, “Life is a do-it-yourself project.” Who could say it more clearly? Your life today is the result of your attitudes and choices in the past. Your life tomorrow will be the result of your attitudes and the choices you make today.

Ywc

abiL: That video is f[u]cking DISGUSTING!

A violation of the highest order.


All the grown men taking advantage of a young girl just because she allegedly stole some petty things.

Even if the men haven't got any daughters of their own, don't they have sisters, cousins, niece etc..


What they did to that girl is vile!

They way they were taking pleasure in stripping her of her dignity. && one of them even had the guts to put something into her private part. How f[u]cking dare he.

I'm fuming right now.


&& who's the a[s]shole who took pride in recording this sh[i]t. Out of all the people there, no one came to the girl's aid.


I can't even see my self going on holiday to Nigeria. The amount of disgusting, vile, repulsive, unwarranted sh[i]t going on in that country is uncalled for.

Some bast[a]rds in Nigeria just gives the whole country a bad name.


Some people are a disgrace to the human race.


Now the abused girl is going to have to spend the rest of her life with this traumatic experience.


F[u]cking animals. They should be caged.

Ȋ̊ learnt she killed herself some days later.

Ur comment is uncalled for.. Mtcheeeew

Dr2great: With her Wide and tasteless toto

A philosophy professor stood before his class with some items on the table in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, about 2 inches in diameter.

He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks.

He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He then asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous “Yes.”

“Now,” said the professor, “I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The rocks are the important things – your family, your partner, your health, your children – things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter – like your job, your house, your car.

The sand is everything else. The small stuff.”

“If you put the sand into the jar first,” he continued “there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal.

Take care of the rocks first – the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

inurmind: @op u forgot to mention that from there u get an all expense paid trip to heaven

Lolsss

ȋ̊ found this interesting story online somewhere, just wanted to share. Hope it inspires u like it did ℳe..

Hey I would like †☺ share Τ̲̅ђis true story with Ʊ guys: My name is Dayo. I’m a typical Nigerian guy and I ëcherish my Friday; I get to hang out with the sickest guys every Friday night and secondly, It’s another escape from my nagging and boring wife. I get confused sometimes on whether she’s my mother or my wife. Don’t get it twisted; I love her pieces. It just gets complicated; like I wish we never got married…marriage has turned her into something that doesn’t amuse me. I wish she was still the adventurous, charming, high spirited lady I dated for five years.

A lot of people say its unethical for married guys to be found in a club, but I wish everyone won’t be too quick to judge and understand that people look for fun to run away from their problems; they just want to breathe, like me.

I forgot to say that I work in Guarantee Trust Bank along Lekki, I love my job and my job loves me, maybe its because I’m the senior banking officer. Lol. This particular morning, a lady breezed into my office. My heart raced faster because I had not sighted anything this beautiful in a long while. She wasn’t the typical slender Barbie, in fact, she was a bit chubby but her smile, cuteness and…I was tripped.

“Hi Good morning! Your ATM has swallowed my card!” She laughed, unlike a typical customer that would ram you.

I just tried to form Boss laughter…

“Good morning, You know what? I’d personally make sure they get it out for you, but not today. Can you wait till Monday?” I smiled

“GTB shaaa! OK, can I just drop my number so you could call me up or just text when its ready so I don’t come twice? Please? My name is Nancy” She blinked her eyes in a funny way.

“Sure” I smiled

We exchanged numbers. What a lucky Friday....
So it was 10:00pm and I headed to the club…as usual my friends were chilling for me. My wife had called a couple of times, I just ignored it. She knows I’m never home Friday nights.

“Look at you!” I heard someone say. I raised my head and it was the ATM lady-Nancy.

“Wow, look at you too!” I was surprised to see her but I was happy I didn’t have to wait till Monday to see her again.

“Happy Friday!” She screamed because of the noise, “Wanna dance?”

I didn’t even have the chance to answer, she already pulled me to dance floor. I really suck at dancing but she helped me; she was a great dancer! I had fun! At some point we decided to go to a private area and we talked, ranging from work, business to personal life. I tried to hide my ring as much as possible, I certainly didn’t want this to end now.

“You are a really wonderful lady. You are so interesting…any guy would want to be with you all day” I said.

“I wasn’t always like this but I have learned the hard way that life is just too short to be sad” she sang

Then her phone rang…

“Hey baby! Yeah I’m at the private lounge, I’d like you to meet someone…alright boo” she talked excitedly as usual.

I was in shock until this tall handsome man walks up to her and kisses her.

“You were late. Meet Dayo; I met him this morning, he’s helping with your ATM I told you got swallowed and Dayo this is my B to the O-O,” she laughed “Meet my husband Kolade, we only come here to dance every fortnight Friday; away from work, stress and kids.”

“Wow, a pleasure” I managed to shake him

Then she stood now excitedly holding her husband’s arms.

“Why don’t we invite Dayo for Mimi’s 16th birthday tomorrow?” Her husband said

They have kids too? How long have they been married and they look like a couple just dating!

“Silly me, please come for my second daughter’s 16th tomorrow. It would be an honor” She brought out an I.V from her purse.

I began to feel so ashamed of myself…this was another guy like me, getting it....
I began to feel so ashamed of myself…this was another guy like me, getting it right with one woman.

I collected the I.V and promised to be there.

“See you tomorrow! Have you had something to eat Kolade?” she talked and dragged her husband along.

They left and I kept staring at the thin air like I had seen a ghost. They come just to dance together every fortnight Fridays? Why didn’t I think of that! Temi loves to dance…she also likes long walks, she loves to talk…she loves jazz music, there’s this vivid picture I have of me putting her hand on my chest when we danced at a jazz club on our first year anniversary…I found myself typing all the things I knew Temi loved to do on my Ipad and I realized I had denied her of all…I had made her the old woman she acts.

What on earth was I doing here! I didn’t even tell my friends goodbye, I walked out of the club into my Jaguar. Temi’s call came through and I picked at first ring.

“Temi?” My heart raced

“I know you are not coming home…”

“I am, stay up so we can gist. Been a while” I decided to do everything on that list and to even add many more for the rest of my lifetime with her.

“Are you alright?” She was shocked I suppose

“And I’d like us to go for a birthday party tomorrow. I want you to meet this amazing couple”

“You sound different Dayo”

“Maybe I’m different”

“Don’t say it! don’t say it! when you come we will gist very well” she laughed

She laughed!!! In just that laughter that I hadn’t heard in a while, she sounded like the lady I married six years ago…

Dear reader,

I wrote this natural piece just to remind us that creating memorable moments with our partner matters. Do you know that little things are the sweetest things? Just creating time to gist and laugh with your partner, having a day in the week that’s exclusively for you both-No friends or kids allowed.
Lady, when last have you told your partner he is so darn hot? Guy! When last have you told your lady she is the sweetest thing? When last have you whispered ‘Thank you’? When last have you been quick to say ‘I’m sorry’

Mtcheeeew its all bullshit story! When hand touch the suspects, truth go come out!

In line with the Nigerian Federal Government's Rebranding Initiative and Renewed drive to encourage exports, a group of experts have come up with suggestions on how to improve the image of our local products by re-naming them to conform to International Standards on exports. Feel free to offer suggestions.

1.        Kuli kuli - Peanut bars
2.        Donkuwa/ Robo Alata - Hot Charcolit nuts
3.        Kilichi - Beef Crackers
4.        Dundun - Yamarita
5.        Fried Potato - Potarita
6.        Pako/Atu (Chewing stick) - Dental Sticks
7.        Boli - Barbecue Plantain
8.        Roasted corn - Corn Aflame
9.        Eko/Agidi - Corn Jellos
10.      Moin moin - Bean pie
11.      Isi ewu - Goat-hedo lickins' (remember your fingers)
12.      Garri - Grain o' fibres
13.      Bokoto/ Nkwobi - Hoof salad
14.      Ogi/Akamu - Corn Caramel
15.      Kpof kpof - Energy Buns
16.      Chin chin - Dough Rocks  
17.      Zobo - Juice Rosa Afrik
18.      Kunnu - Grain Alive
19.      Gurundi - Cocno Jaw-Breakers
20.      Bread and Akara - Bean cake Burger
21.      Ofada rice - Unpolished Organic Rice for Vegetarian
22.      Adalu - Lentils & Grain Salad
23.      Ikokore - Continental Yam Casserole
24. Eba- cassava cake
25. Amala- yam cake (medium rare)
26.Semo - mashed corn puddin (heavy/light) ℓ☺ℓ but its serious ooo!

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