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Science/Technology / Re: A Cobra That Was Killed In My House This Early Morning by Roses1(f): 12:43pm On Mar 17, 2016
seriously snakes dnt move on tiles?
Apitch:
How did it move on tiles? Lekwa nu m anya o
Culture / Re: White Students Of Yoruba Language At Wisconsin University (Photo) by Roses1(f): 9:36am On Mar 14, 2016
after dem go stil use our language against us, smart ppl.
Celebrities / Re: AY And His Wife's Stylish Look To Church Today by Roses1(f): 5:45pm On Mar 13, 2016
lolss what is he then?


sorextee:
WHY ARE THEY STILL ADDRESSING AY AS A COMEDIAN?? undecided undecided
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Performs As "Mr P" In Abuja(PHOTOS) by Roses1(f): 5:43pm On Mar 13, 2016
eyaa mr p. i hope this is just drama, i like u better as psquare biko.
Car Talk / Re: Cars Fall Inside Water by Roses1(f): 1:41am On Mar 13, 2016
lolsss is this for real?
Business / Re: URGENT!!! Was I Scammed??? by Roses1(f): 7:21am On Mar 12, 2016
did u ever at any time get a mesg like that? if u did then u must have given ur info to 419.
so yes, its possible that u have been scammed.

"Dear customer, due to the BVN validation in compliance with CBN bank directives, your ATM card has been de~activated call our help line on 07017170280"

Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill More Boko Haram Militants,Recover Weapons In Borno. Graphic Photos by Roses1(f): 1:19am On Mar 12, 2016
weldone soldiers
Romance / Re: My boyfriend Says He Has "PLAN B" Is he cheating? by Roses1(f): 1:11am On Mar 12, 2016
And i had to go thru urs, sorry u are not my type.
oh, and i went thru ur posts too, so i will just ignore ur next comment cos i think u have a thing for attacking all the comments on every post.

bye

martyns303:


After reading ur comment, I had to go and look at ur dp, not impressed.
Romance / Re: My boyfriend Says He Has "PLAN B" Is he cheating? by Roses1(f): 12:54am On Mar 12, 2016
mtcheeeeew who wan impress monkey.

martyns303:


After reading ur comment, I had to go and look at ur dp, not impressed.
Culture / Re: 5 Igbo Stereotypes Every Nigerian Must Drop by Roses1(f): 10:02am On Mar 11, 2016
did ur ibo sweet love dump u for someone with brain?

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Politics / Re: Generator Sets Take Over Filling Stations In Lagos by Roses1(f): 9:38am On Mar 11, 2016
chai, this is sad, serious hell.
buying of fuel in galon has been banned in some states, it happened in lagos early this year or late last yr, but it did not hold.

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Romance / Re: My boyfriend Says He Has "PLAN B" Is he cheating? by Roses1(f): 9:32am On Mar 11, 2016
is ur bf cheating? babe are u sleeping? a guy can open his mouth to tell u that, and u are stil calling him ur bf! he has a girlf, and who knows if u are not his plan b in the other relationship. if u want proof, employ cheaters to catch him. case closed abeg.
Family / Re: Pastor Catches Wife In Hotel With Choirmaster by Roses1(f): 4:49pm On Mar 05, 2016
foolish woman. thats not good. but pastor why do u have to snap her naked and publish it online. are u a real man of God? Christ wont do this.
Jokes Etc / Who are the real robbers here? a must read. by Roses1(f): 4:28pm On Mar 05, 2016
During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."

The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."

This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.

This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

Crime / Re: Abducted Lagos Schoolgirls Tracked To Ogun State by Roses1(f): 4:55pm On Mar 03, 2016
and.......?
Celebrities / So This Man Had A Thing For Other Men... by Roses1(f): 7:52pm On Feb 28, 2016
Religion / Re: ‘His Holiness’, Rev. King Can’t Die — Church Members by Roses1(f): 3:01pm On Feb 27, 2016
hes not a god, hes a human con. and all the strands on his hair will be harmed, not just one, by then whatever darkness that is covering ur eyes shall be lifted. mumu followers.
Jokes Etc / Re: When The Witches In Your Village Gather To Discuss Your Matter (photo) by Roses1(f): 2:30am On Feb 27, 2016
serious dry fasting
Celebrities / Re: Lucy, Paul Okoye's RudeBoyRecords First Lady In A Sexy Shoot (photos) by Roses1(f): 2:22am On Feb 27, 2016
abeg go hide, theres noting to flaunt there.
Jokes Etc / Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Roses1(f): 2:00am On Feb 27, 2016
dnt give up yet bro, maybe inside that rewinder there a treasure, a treasure map or something. break it to find our, i promise u, she will come back.
Fashion / Re: Transgender Ms SaHhara In New Photos by Roses1(f): 2:25am On Feb 23, 2016
idiot-a
Religion / Re: "We Killed Michael Jackson" - Nigerian Girl 'Confesses' In Church (VIDEO) by Roses1(f): 2:18am On Feb 23, 2016
doesnt make sense. there fake written allover this nonsense
Romance / Re: Why Did You Leave Your Ex? Share Your Experience. by Roses1(f): 1:07am On Feb 17, 2016
i left my ex because he's a very good liar.

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Celebrities / Re: The Street Bread-Seller That Turns Into Object Of Shame by Roses1(f): 1:03am On Feb 17, 2016
@poster, are u okay?

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Pets / Re: Dog Rescued From A Python Snake In Edo State (graphic Video) by Roses1(f): 9:24pm On Feb 15, 2016
Kerogen:
Why una kill the snake. food chain must go on now

if na u dey the snake mouth u for no like rescue? since the snake needs to feed?

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Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road In Ojuelegba (photo) by Roses1(f): 8:59pm On Feb 15, 2016
hotdi:

I wonder o
lol if na oyinbo nau, una no go ask "why main road"
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road In Ojuelegba (photo) by Roses1(f): 8:53pm On Feb 15, 2016
lwkmd, the comments here go kill person with laff haba! the guy do bad to propose in his own way? abi how una for propose for him to propose? lol
Phones / Re: Rude Airtel Customer-Service Staff In Makurdi, Benue State by Roses1(f): 8:44pm On Feb 15, 2016
just do a sim swap to another ntwk, same no, different ntwk. end of story.
Travel / Re: Ever Forgotten Your Balance With A Commercial Bus Conductor? by Roses1(f): 3:10am On Feb 10, 2016
lol many times.
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Ojiakor Goes Braless In New Photo by Roses1(f): 3:07am On Feb 10, 2016
cossy pls i beg u, hide that thing. its not sexy, at all.
Romance / Re: What's The First Thing That Attracts You To The Opposite Sex? by Roses1(f): 3:04am On Feb 10, 2016
dress sense, teeth.
Travel / Re: 4 Unusual Things That Can Only Happen In Aba by Roses1(f): 2:16am On Feb 09, 2016
ok we don hear..

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