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pyyxxaro:
Mmmmsshhheewwwww

How would this foto help Nigeria Win even Zinc, Copper or Sawdust @this 2016 Olympic

Abeg make I go sweep compound b4 landlord go increase my rent again

Lol

adaksbullet:
I I'm not undastad u

Lol
Issorait

adaksbullet:
Op his a big Satan off all time she sayed she his whant too see God and u are sad off it? Mennnnn .......she his sheet on from the beginig bus and u are no no,,,sad bus live that gilr and faced ur books cos ur English sef meennnnnnnnnn

Lolz
Dude am sure u always do this on purpose ...i refuse to believe ur english is this terrible

Lol
Wetin man pikin no go see?

Òdè leleyii sha
Craziness @ its pinnacle....beht y?
Anyways i wish her a speedy recovery

Contact17:
That is completely fine. You can still wear it out .

You know this reminds me of the first time I decided to start wearing abayas outside. By Allah, I had only one abaya and that was it. It wasn't a fancy abaya, and to be honest, it was way too long for me.
I remember the first few times I wore it outside, I felt 'awkward' and I almost tripped many times. I thought people were staring at me but it was only waswas from shaytan.
People might be the first time but they will get used to it and so would you.You know, when you don't compromise your faith, the world gets used it.But you need make a firm decision within yourself to make this change.
I ask Allah to make it easy for you sis

Awww aamin thumma aamin
Jazakallahu khairan dearie

lexiconkabir:
The one you have if it covers up to your chest, and the clothes you put On are loose such that we see only your hands, then it will be good to start from there.

Meanwhile, you might want to watch this debate between a burqa wearing lady against a feminist as regards the ban of hijab in france;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQbu21CHOfA

Ohk then
I'd watch it when I close from work In sha Allah

Contact17:
How long is it? The minimum you need is for it to be long enough to cover your chest.

Yeah it covers my chest but i usually use it for solat mostly

lexiconkabir:
Your friends nko?

Lol my friends don't stay close anymore na
That was back in the school days

lexiconkabir:
Hope you are good sister? Well, you know why i mentioned you right?

Alhamdulillah bro.
Yes i do oh but i am yet to try it because i don't have a full hijab yet....d one i have is kinda half length or thereabouts
Thanks though

lexiconkabir:
Salaam alaykum sister @ Rosheedah

Wa alaykum salam warahmatullah wabarakatuhu lexiconkabir

lexiconkabir:
Wa iyak, be rest assured that i will mention you after sometime to ask you it youve tried my suggestion, so make sure you try it.........dont mind me, I'm persuasive

Lol
No wahala

lexiconkabir:
I pray Allaah makes it easy for you, cuz the hijab is an obligation and not a choice......try to fight your nafs(soul) and command it, dont let it command you, so pls and pls try your possible best, try this, wear a full hijab then look at yourself at a full mirror....lets start from there..

Ohkay Jazakumullahu khairan bro
Aamin!!

lexiconkabir:
Rosheeda my babysister's namesake, whats causing the hindrance? If you dont mind me asking....

Awww really
But To be honest lexiconkabir ....no reason perse oh
Infact amidst my friends,I'm the only one using scarf....Almighty Allah should just give me the grace to get there

Contact17 I'm really happy for you oh...Barakallahu feeh sis
In sha Allah I hope and pray i graduate to Hijab soon too

cynthia123:
Hmmmn...lemme advice.

Check her Social media wall (Facebook, Twitter, 2go anyone) to see when last she posted.

2ndly, visit her mobile network providers if they can assist you with any info thru her line

Hmmmn ..My thoughts exactly!

@OP it is well ooo....by God's grace she would return home safe and sound

mizzbouqui:
6. When you think you’ve finished and your mother invents new work for you.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/main-road.png

Chineke!

LMAO!

LastMumu:
A similar mistake was made on mine too, instead of 1st of March 1989, the yeye hospital typist wrote 1st of March 2989. Officially making me the first man to be born in the future.


Lastmumu

Funny dude!

LordScent:
I like the moniker because i like the name Behind it. You have some queries to answer though.. Catch you on the other side

Lol queries keh
Issorait na i hear you

Thats by d way shaa, rosheedah awayu. This ya moniker they increase my blood pressure ooo bikoo

Increase kwa I didn't dey o
Good evening to u too

Cc LordScent

Woow!! they look super good OP
U too try

Innalillahi wa ina ilaehi rajiun. ...may Almighty Allah forgive ur sins and save u from the torment of the grave ma'am
Much love mama

shizzy7:
OMG !!!!

Mr Paul is dead....
Jesus Christ...


He taught English language at Arctic conference along unilag road......

I was his student in 2011...
chineke

Gosh!!! I also know him from Arctic back in them days
It is well o
Mr . Paul

it is well o
So so sad

suzan404:
14. “Excuse me ma, when will we do practical?”




Are you mad?

LWTMB!
Nice one OP

Smellymouth:
Well said Danceville, ..

Na so I chyke one babe with British accents for Club Vegas Night club, she told me --" I dant date Nigerian dudes, innit?"..

I looked at her like:::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/wow-shock-imagine-surprise.gif




The next week, I saw her twerking at Ocean Blue strip club like ::::


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dancing-twerk.gif




So, I walked up to meet her and introduced myself like:::


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tumblr_n6eejhw8BB1taao3wo1_500.gif


And She was surprised and reacted like::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/faint-gif.gif


I proudly left the Strip club like :::


https://cdn.niketalk.com/a/a6/a6e8bca5_50-cent-laughing-and-driving-away-o.gif

This guy ehnn...lmao

Heyyah its such a pirry

Lmao
High five OP ...creativity @ its peak!
U rock jooor ,nice one

adaksbullet:
These tin that op his say as hapen too me b4 ....... My wive his telled me that mine horseband meet mine knew horseband and am shake the man well well and am excux them too by somtin(mistake off mine live) as am come bak and enta our siting room, am not seen mine wive and knew horseband, am think that knew horseband his go that mine wive his see him off......am jos goin upstairs wen am here ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye hmmmmmmm Hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm. Wen am jos opened the doors like these, am jos see that knew horseband his forking mine wive in mine bed.....am jos see mine sef in hospitu bed doctor his noun telled me that am faint


Anytime am forking mine wive, she use too chat or reading magasin am me am forking her hard

OMG!! Mbok, Hope all is well ?

BreadandBeans:
OP I think the girl u are referring to is suffering from Brain Tumors, Cerebellar Disorder and Brain malformation. When she's free from this ailments, then you ask her if you guys are handsome and hear what she'll say.. Cheers

maka why!

Rexhenrex:
well said some guys brag amongst there peers how there g.f has never ate there money its actually a thing of shame even if she turns down the opportunity just surprise her that's how to win a woman's heart its not by the expensive stuffs but by the little things you give her with a happy heart indeed not all girls but a large percentage just want a guy to do little things that matters like buying her rose e.t.c

theGistsonline:
If your YOUNGER brother has completed his NYSC & you're here discussing / deciding on HIS future life plans with this type of ENGLISH GRAMMAR, I think you should worry about the log in your eyes than the spec you see in his eyes!

Lool