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prettyboi1989:
apollo will only get speared at the end of the day just d same way aj styles got speared at payback last sunday by reigns

lols apollo hs strength n wiv tym n chance,i tink e cn meet up wiv reigns. Buh wud want him to fyt dean ambrose first

u nt wrong,i hate online datin too

cool wanna see him fyt wiv roman reigns

damn!!

pweetychyka:
Ain't modifying it to make it look presentable to anyone but dats jez d damn fact!

It's jez lyk a guy u know but don't talk to....asking u out and u and u r still telling em dat u 'll think abt it wen u know u can either tell em YES or NO at dat instance!

If u tell em Yes today doesn't mean dat ur relationship with em won't work out! Same applies to the sex aspect..... U have sex wit em on the first date doesn't mean dat if anything wanna happen between the both f u won't happen! It's only a matter of choice and whom u r dealing wit!



Thanks dearie

uwc

wristbangle:
Few months ago while I was washing my clothes in the evening at 7pm, my neighbour living next to me came back from market complaining that on her way coming, she mistakenly feel into a carnal and she needs me to help massage her swollen legs meanwhile she was seriously limping.

Immediately I left washing my clothes, I helped in opening the door of her apartment, carry her market stuffs inside and put water on her cooker.

She was groaning in pains while I pet and calm her to hold on. So I went to my apartment to get the necessary 1st aid treatment materials just to keep her leg fit in order for her to visit hospital the next day.

So when the time came to massage and treat her leg, I started pressing it while she was shouting "Take it easy now".

Meanwhile I couldn't resist her fresh laps when I started moving my hands towards her "off limit region". She was like ''What do u think you are doing?" I told her if I do not press her laps, the pain may shift there. She said "where did u get this useless ideology from?" I said from my secondary school biology teacher. She said "okay oo"

I couldn't resist the temptation when I moved the hands to her off limit region and the next thing I heard was a resounding slap and shouted I want to rape her.

My neighbours who always see me as a gentleman said, they can't believe I can stoop so low to involve myself in this mess.

Since then, they can't even trust me to play with their little daughters as they warn them to abstain from me completely.

Since then I no dey do good samaritan again abeg

hehehehehe u sef pass ur boundary

one man one wife abeg

pweetychyka:
Hmmmm...quite technical!

But I must say, It depends on the person or parties involved!

A matured mind won't eva have such tot in mind cos dey both must have been talking before meeting in person!

Let me say dis, If u have sex on a first date wit a person u got crush on or someone u r free wit it ain't a big deal and dat doesn't make u cheap either!
You might in turn have sex wit a person after several tyms n be termed a cheap LovePeddler!

SEX is SEX....!What matters is whom U are dealing with n wat u perceive of urself.....

#jezmaopinion

gud opinion

lolz c guys complaining oooo

fairlyusedpant:
chai, i no know ooo, you resemble former miss world . But babe, can you vote for refiner as the new miss nairaland, she is caring, as you can see that she paid the school fees of that young girl mary, we need caring angels to wear the crown, abi what do you think?

washy of lyf,buht i dnt want to vote na

Chosen1984:
THEN WHERE DID THE STORY OF TEEBLIZZ PICKING HER FROM THE STREET EMANATE FROM??

help me ask dem ooooo

fairlyusedpant:
yeah baby, i will also be your sugar daddy... Are you from togo or cameroun?

lols am a naija babe

fairlyusedpant:
chao, see fine girl with sexy lips.... Babe can i be your maga?

lols my maga(big daddy)

icebot:
Alright then,Let me recommend potential "crushees" for you. *Views her profile pic* Behold Jerusalem! your charming smile just made my heartbeat to pause for 182415secs .Oh rosieluv, can I be your crushee for only today?

lols funny u,u cn b my crushee for today

wats an osu?

PoliticalThuG:
talking about marriage, i know what i need.. I need a family, i need children..

But relationship? What is the gain? Losing your money for nothing.. Ladies of these days dnt even know say economic hardship dey

so u sayin no nid to date a gal bfor marryin er?

i v no crush on nl

jazz is involved

hehehehehehehehe

Oma307:
If i were u, i will just give her half of the money so as to learn in a hard way

my thought tho

slytubadth:
has anyone ever told you, you av a seductive lips?

yes i get dat a lot,tnkx dear

calculator123:
blame it the parents who failed in their primary assignments,their spiritual head,their friends and finally them for being too cheaper that pure water is now more expensive than them#promiscuity pays not.

sometimes d parents r nt to blame

slytubadth:
who needs it?

c fine boi

hotmolo:
how can someone cheat on such pretty creature like u... dis life no fair oh

lols dats lyf for u

Bubewilson:
Lols see him na on the second plantain abi banana.

But OP I take no weed lols....

hehehe den aw did u c it

dozmandon:
Lol dis weed strong o,on d first plaintain/banana i see a big-haired pesin arranging d weed 4 him,d tin long welwel

lmao

bastien:
betting na

yahoo yields beta moni na

beautiful ladies

Can u spot him

unapapadeycraze:
Repulsive!

Na the one wey dey your yansh I wan see.

lols

unapapadeycraze:
Let's continue playing, I'm enjoying your play.

Sheee, you get stretch mark? I know say you get, I go like see am.

lols i get stretchmark 4 my tongue