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tolugar:
Op Rather put it as some men.
For the likes of me ehh
Bea will so so cum that she will say
"Baby cum nah pls cum am shaking"

hahahahahahaaaa,funny u

dats a wicked n selfish tyn to do,ur husband cares only abt himself durin sex.

Estharfabian:
If we ended On a cool note? I don't see why not...


I'd Even talk to the wife.. "Like hey, I was here before you"

lols u wan cause gobe

nikkypearl:
Best solutions 1)don't take group pictures
2)stop making high heels a habit
3)take your mind off the next tall girl putting on heels
4)stop going to bar
5) stop going to bar again
6) stop going to a library
7)Stop using a car
Stop listeing to unneccssary compliment
9)Stop buying size 12
10)Stop buying jeans
11)My sister,stop buying shoes

hahahahaha so dey shudnt do anityn or go aniwere again abi?

lodscott:
not my problem, since I can last for up to 3hrs

hian! 3hours ke,u na machine?

assfreaky:
I asked u what u will do if ur fine boy crush get tiny shubu. I am a man for u. 12 inch gbola.

lols *runs outta thread*

assfreaky:
12 inch driller!

lols tot it ws one inch na

assfreaky:
do u know what I carry?

wetin u carry abeg

assfreaky:
Like one inch when erect. u need urself a man like me, trust me!

lols dream on guy

assfreaky:
What if his shaba is tiny?

lols hehehehehe,aw tiny pls?

hbd,where's d party at?

ireneony:
Sorry to burst your bubbles...this guy is most handsome guy I have seen so far on nairaland
https://www.nairaland.com/eldaillest

i like me some fine boy,he is quite handsome

ireneony:
Sorry to burst your bubbles...this guy is most handsome guy I have seen so far on nairaland
https://www.nairaland.com/eldaillest

mehn d guy fyn die

i am hairy too,buh dat hair up dere is much n unkept

slyIsaac:
Lalasticlala

dere is no truth in dat

warris dis? she no plait er hair buh she dey claim 50k for hair every two weeks.

demzylahot:
he'll send his too

lols

demzylahot:
u'll not include ur face na

even if,i wil nt snd it

i cnt do dat,wah if d relationship ends n he leaks my unclad pics online. Nwanne odikwa risky

OP i tink u actually rolled wiv a local yoruba gal,stop generalizin

kekakuz:
its a popular belief on social media that Yoruba girls are dirty and I tried to defend them ,now I change my mind and will definitely marry an enugu girl.those girls are fine jeez.or delta or ph or Edo.
I meet this yoruba girl .she is black and chubby and blessed with heavy assets.
we got inside and she just refuse to strip.after a lot of effort . i was able to push my hands up her cloth up her boobs and it felt like I was peeling something.
she closed her eyes as if she was enjoying it.I move my hand around her armpit and it felt as if I deep my hands in a swamp .Jesus
my hand also touched something. like lice. I pulled my hand i immediately. God,my hand stinks.plus its colored and to my surprise, it wasn't a lice,but a tick.
the type you see on dog.
I felt like puking on her then she open her laps and it smells like rotten fish. the pant is yellow but the underside has turned black.
I knew I surely will not be hitting this but my penix has a mind of his own. I pulled out my pipi and tried to enter .she stopped me and said she want to be sucked first. ladies and gentle men that is how I died.
I woke up ten seconds later and sent her out. it was a terrible exculience

lols u died n resurrected

amokeme:
Hehehehe.... Really but there is nothing wrong in going with a hungry stomach so long you will pay your own bills na.
Well, there was this one time I was to meet someone somewhere, but I forgot because I was really busy with some stuffs, and just when I was to go get something to eat (my first meal for the day o ) he called to remind me, but I told him we needed to reschedule that I'm with a friend and we have been helping my mum sort out some stuffs and I'm really tired. But he insisted. So I said fine, he should meet me at a restaurant becaus we are very hungry (the tone of his voice changed immediately, ) he said "ok no problem coldly" in my mind I was like, look at this one
Sha sha, he got there before us sef, we exchanged pleasantries and all that... it was time to order, hehehe, me that I like food before, I ordered a heavy meal (I eat too much) my friend too, and he was just looking, I can imagine what was running through his mind (we were meeting for the 1st time).. my friend asked why he wasn't taking anything, and he said "nah I'm fine" I was just smiling inside me. When the bills came, I ordered for a takeaway, and he was clearly unsettled, (the talk wasn't flowing sef)
The final bill came and I paid with my card. The look on his face was priceless (my friend didn't even notice anything, she was too hungry)
He was now like "you didn't have to do that, I was going to cover it" then I told him " well, I don't know how much you are worth so I wouldn't want any inconvenience on your part. By the way, the pack is for you"
The guy took it P sha. And told the person that introduced us that I'm very proud and arrogant
I was like are you kidding me What did I do! Sometimes I don't even know what guys want,
Anyways, I can go on a date with an empty stomach, as long as I'm going to pay for my food.. Nobody should have a problem with that

hehehehehehehehehe

RadicallyBlunt:
She won't be joining her friends, she will be joining her ancestors

lols

funny op,com kiss me na slap i go dash u. its nt normal to b kissin ur bestfriend na,infact d friendship hz ended lyk dat.

Smellymouth:
Oh Lord, why all these foolish thread on Romanceland these days?? Why Oh Lord? Bet Why?

hehehehehehehehe

Amodsun:
Liars?. ..we are all humans, it's in our nature....you don't have to be a lawyer to be a good lair

u r either a lawyer or u aspire to b one

PoliticalThuG:
shut up

n whu d hell r u?

DY20:
From your story, two things are untrue. 1. For her to be 45, she is not a girl, she is a woman. 2. For her to also want to marry you, she is not intelligent.
That's not age difference man, thats age multiplication.

hehehehehehe u said it well

chai diariz God o

sweetheart01:
...have u taken ur medication yet?

lols no he hasnt