₦airaland Forum

missyadorable:
72
No 72 became my husband
And he doesn't know,he thinks he is No 2..kikikikiki

hehehehe u must b joking ryt?

this is real mess,goan find solution urslf. u put urslf in d situation u r in naw.

childish tho buh i stil luv barca evn after dey lost to valencia ystrdae. Team barca

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SaintHephzibah:
oh well sorry youre obviously not in my class. My beauty or handsomeness is unparallelled with your egregious ugliness. So bae sorry. I got a class and your type can never attract me in this world and in the ages to come.
Simply go find ya level.
Cheap bastard

u r a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology frm d condom factory,u say u gat class n u spittin shit ere,talk frm a decayed rodent go get urslf a job n a wife to curb dat foolishness outta ya rotten maggot.

SaintHephzibah:
if you think the pics you have uploaded to your profile is beautiful as those guys are complementing then you have made a foool of yourself.
Sorry the entity i just saw at your profile has a face that is tantamount with an ancient primate. Even with the cheap brazilian hair, the make up and all those cosmetics you spent ample time to apply on your face, still your face is nothing to write home about.
Rural champion.
Don't quote me again pls. I don't meddle with retards

u call it cheap brazilian hair,which one u cn u afford? lols retard i dnt use makeup,silly baboon. i bet u as ugly as shrek dats y u hating. Silly kid,go find smone else to pick on n 4 ur info,dats nt a brazilian hair,mr know al

SaintHephzibah:
speaking from experience. Shey na so those village boys de do you abi? Sorry they will continue chopping you and cleaning their mouth. Nonsense

check my profile,do i luk lyk a village gal to u. u must b a harvested baby frm sambisa forest. fool of d highest degree

i hate periods,i have mood swings wen am on my period,nobody dey lyk find my trouble if i dey c my period. i hate sweeping,dats jxt my problem n its weird buh i cnt help it

yemoxyl:
I av a male friend i am very comfortable with,we've been friends for a very long time ...I don't av to look gud when am with him,sometimes we eat together(like eba ,garri etc)..But he just asked me out and since then i av not been comfortable anymore....Don't know y?

dats coz u only see him as a frnd n u weren't expectin him to ask u out,same tyn hppnd to me one certain tym. Jxt friendzone him

15. he tells u how much he loves u,n dat he hz bin tinkin about u. He wil profess fake lov to u so he cn v his way wiv u.
16. he tells u he is gonna take care of u wen he is only interested in chop n clean mouth
quote me n thunder wil strike naw ;D15.

Rapsodee:
Are you the girl he's talking abt..... ,coz it seems u were dere.

lols i ws peeping na

am gonna tlk to him abt stoppin it n if he dznt stop it,hmmmm he wil goan luk for dose porn stars wereva dey r oooo,mk dem satisfy am for bed. i cnt b havin sex wiv him n yet u derive pleasure frm porn. dats rubbish.

childish thread

dat hair part is funny tho

lols she is stil young na,mayb she neva c mr right

as if u did nt enjoy it,infact u were screamin "aaargh jesus,holyGod" Lord v mercy on our souls

iceprince n icecube,lubbish

slowbreeze:
Fine stuff...Buh Since wen did she bcome a rapper

i wonder wiv u too,v nt erd ani flow frm er,she b claimin rapper

mebad:
Any MAY 15 here, let's play seek an hide , so u can jump into my arms ...

hehehe may 15 ere buh i aint jumpin into ur arms

missbronze:
Any May born shld quote me.

yaay am may born buh am a female

only weak guys tk tramadol for sex

madenigga:
I ve taken Tramadol, Refnol, Black bullets, Codeine and some bottles of andre before in one evening/night but I didn't die .

buh u wil soon die

lavenjcrown:
I'm paying 7.5m per annum at ikoyi still pay money for maintenance 750k

dats enuf to build a hauz,lion(liunus) u cn lie for africa

a president dat has no respect for d rule of law n someone wil say true federalism exists,lubbish

so guys go thru al dis stress al in d name of bleepin? a guy cn stil intoduce u to his family wen he knws dah d rltionship wunt cross mainroad. So Op i disagree wiv some of ur points

BeardedMeat:
The Op speaks the truth. Only true federalism can make this contraption called Nigeria to continue to exist. Those who are vehemently opposed to the recommendations of the last national confrence and would not convoke their own either, are the same people dividing the people along ethnic and religious lines.
The mutual suspicion is so eloquent. A northern muslim would readily avail help to a chadian muslim than to a northern christain!
And now they want to infiltrate other peoples territory in the guise of grazing reserve but with jihad on their minds and their ultimate goal. Will the rest of the people sit and just
watch and do nothing? Noooooo!!!!!
We may be in the last days!

u say true federalism? u must b an idealist,dere is no such tyn as true federalism. mention a country dat practises wah u term as "true federalism"

lols all na stil love,love for blue or green card,money or pekus,its love baby

i luk bein called madam ooooo,na wetin my mama dey call me smtymz sef. I lyk it tho coz of my small stature,madam mkz me feel lyk one big woman

OP wud u marry a ldy dah smokes? u wake up in d morning,she greets u wiv weed,u com bak frm work,she greets u wiv weed? instead of her workin n taking care of d home n children,she prefers smokin. do u knw d kinda effect its gonna v on d children? wud u evn let ur children smoke? dnt marry a lady dah smokes,if u wanna b happy. u cn date dem ooooo buh marriage,nt a gud idea

twerky:
13,14,24

lols death sentence

MrCork:
...correction....I have phuckd 17 females already from Nairaland everytime I go to nigeria for holiday and am already hookin up with two more next month in Lagos.....how many have u phuck, kiss or even sef, meet? 0.....My nigggga, am the Magnet...**BABE MAGNET**.truss me!!

chai ladies v suffered sha