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Noble4life:
Hey! Are You At Home? Am Around Your Neighbour-hood To See A Friend. O Boy, Na To Begin Do Rehearsal Ooo

rehearsals n press up,lols

Amodsun:
If you have never given a thought about dating a lawyer, this post is going to come as a reminder that you might be missing out on something wonderful. Yes I know there are a whole lot of misconceptions about lawyers, but hey, you might want to check out these reasons why you might at least give a thought about dating a lawyer. So here we go:

1) You will be proud to introduce them as lawyers to your friends and family

Who wouldn't want to associate with the prestige and respect the legal profession commands? You wouldn't have to wait to be asked what he or she does; you will just have it rolling out of your mouth, though that’s not a guarantee of money rolling from them to your pocket. You will be proud to have a “learned” person as a date, and your family and friends will be so proud of you.

2) Dating a lawyer means you wouldn't have to pay for legal services

Now you've got all your legal issues addressed for free. You don’t have to pay any consultation fee of any sort. You will have free legal services all to yourself. Now that is something to think about, because legal services these days are not that affordable as it used to be.

3) Lawyers are known to be good dressers

I know you wouldn't want to date folks who are horrible with their dressing. If that’s the case, then your chances of avoiding that could be reduced if you date a lawyer. Lawyers are generally known to be good dressers, probably because of the nature of the profession; where they are trained on how to dress.

4) Lawyers are known to be smart and intelligent

Wouldn't you want a partner you can make a good and intelligent conversation with? I bet you wouldn't want to be hanging around a mate who doesn't know the things happening around in their environment and can’t make intelligent conversation. Lawyers are known to have a wide source of knowledge of things happening around them in the society. Lawyers are also known to be avid readers, which exposes them to a lot of information. All these exposures, tend to make them more smart and intelligent than their mates.

5) Lawyers are good story tellers

We all long to hear good stories every once in a while. Lawyers by the nature of their training know how to tell stories. Also, the nature of their work also makes it easy for them to come up with stories to tell. I mean, they are always in the center of human interaction and conflict resolution, and so they get to know and see stuff. Wouldn't you want some good stories every now and then?

6) Lawyers are good talkers

Sometimes it can be sexy to be a good talker. You know you want to hang around people that you will be proud of when they open their mouth to talk. Lawyers are known to be good talkers, eloquent, and come off as intelligent when they talk. In fact, the greatest orators are known to be lawyers. So if you want to have such folks as a date, you better check out lawyers.

7) Lawyers will stand for you even if you are wrong

Wouldn't you want somebody who will stick out for you even if you are wrong? If that’s what you are looking for, then look no further, because you will find that in lawyers. Lawyers by their training don’t just give in to stuffs without putting up some fight. So, if you have a lawyer as a date, you are sure of having someone who will stand by you whether you are wrong or right. Now tell me if you wouldn't want that?

Assuming you have never given a thought about dating a lawyer, now is the time to do that....

dey r also gud liars

ireneony:
pray to God

lols instead he shud take a nap

stingy guys plenty for ere oooo,guys u askin a lady on a date n u r tellin er to com to ur hauz,wats she comin to ur hauz to do?. If u spend 2k on a date to buy snacks or food for a gal is nt a bad idea,she left er comfort zone to see u,at least u shud offer her sometyn evn if its jxt a drink n u galz shud stop expectin much frm a guy on a first date.

damn dats stupid

David4best:
No need for all these. Girls want sex more than we guys. Start touching or smouching her little by little. Be persistent up to 4 times of touching if she is removing your hands(she may be pretending). Except if she has low libido & vow not to Bleep. Start finger fucking her vagina or clitoris with your fingers. Start touching her breast and sucking her nipples. Deceive her that u only need romance. Put her hand on your penis rod. She will be confused & smiling if u have a big penis rod like me. Wear a condom & tell her dat u don't want sperm/semen to pour on her clothes & body during romance. Smile & calm her down if she provokes. Penetrate with your penis into her vagina while she is carried away with romance enjoyment. She will be begging u for more.

badt guy

Critiqual:
My Friend called me that his late mum appeared to him "live" that he shld come n join her... Oh boy... I told him not to ans o... I ran like an idiot to his place but na April Fool

lols so funny

udekwuebuka:
heart attack is an understatement...

i will jxt kill him,wich kain play b dat

udekwuebuka:
heart attack is an understatement...

i will jxt kill him,wich kain play b dat

udekwuebuka:
heart attack is an understatement...

i will jxt kill him

[quote author=aventura post=44215793]Ekiadolor[/quote lols ekiadolor,really?

[quote author=aventura post=44215793]Ekiadolor[/quote lols ekiadolor,really?

Greenback:
whoa!

lols na joke ooooo

bread n toothpaste

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chai d gal lyk white boi pass OP. OP she dznt luv u abeg,i bliv she is seein dah er ex bf. No tink too much,jxt do d ryt thing

Speeechless3:
Like i said before, almost all nig artistes should do same.
No need climbing high up with zero talent

common v u listened to most of er songs,she gat flow dear

falconey:


I no fit kill myself no be government work.

You may be in your fourth round as an active nigga and her climax is at ibadan express way going to cotonou, will you wait for it?


I shouldnt be on this kind of thread overmorrow is easter.

hahahaaahaha criozly

dikeigbo2:
Girl,which of the whites do such a shameless act?
So take whites out of this,its pure fake loyalty

coz u tink its shameless does nt mean other pple tink d same wae

[quote author=OkanlawonB post=44094676]THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG IN WHAT THE MAN DID. I SENCE SYMPTOMS OF INFERIORITY KOMPLEX IN THOSE WITH CONTRARY OPINIONS AND OBSERVATIONS. THE OP HIMSELF SHOULD BE A VERY PRIMITIVE AND UNEXPOSED PERSON TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS. IF THIS IS OF CULTURAL IMPORTANCE TO YOU, THEN THE CULTURE HAS NO SUBSTANCE. LEARN AND MOVE FORWARD. [/quote
rightly pointed out

sukkot:
me personally i think he bowed so that oshomole can see how nice and respectful he was to his wife and then maybe osho can give him plenty government contracts. you know these niggas are very calculative in their actions and thinkings lolz

partly true

Durentt:
I can date a guy shorter than me so far he's cute, dark with red lips nd kindoff looks like wizkid
my current bf is shorter than me, no biggie, i luv him sha

Modified: Those posters quoting me and spewing nonsense, i wnt reply u. i hav freedom of speech and yes, am gay.

Jesu loba

sinaj:
Any guy shorter dan me is a dwarf coz m a shorry

hehehehehe same applies to me

buygala:
She is just your 'girlfriend' not your wife .So please let the girl and the guy be....

She still belongs to everybody and nobody .... U wanna take her off the shelf when you haven't even paid deposit ... Are you an enemy of progress?


U wanna start acting all pusssy-struck or obsessed, put a wedding ring on it first.. then I can fully encourage you to kill any nigga who messes with your wifey

i like this tho its d bitter truth

Joel3:
.sperm scent, color or thickness base on diet.

but strange color like red, green, black or blue should call for health concern. first thing to come to mind is prostrates infection.


but op. this is a sign that you masturbate and belong to Vaseline crew. noted.

lols really

greatgod2012:
Not necessary!
Inferiority complex and placing too much importance on outward appearance at the expense of inner beauty are the major reasons.



However, you guys too are not helping matters, you too like ladies with big front and back too much.

Gbam

repogirl:
Hate horror movies, just these pics might affect my sleep tonight....and this one wey no light sef will make things worse.

Thanks OP

same as me here,i hate horror films

unreasonable gal,she wasnt jxt wise. Travellin to see smone u v never met bfore. Na real endtime death.Rip tho

delectablegyal:
This girl you are fine sha.

u r fine too

sukkot:
didnt obasanjo and jagaban and fayose bow down to the new ooni of ife and they are twice his age ?

my only problem is that if it was a naija woman he would not have bowed down lol. he did it cuz he thinks she is white lolz

i support ur claim n i dnt c anityn wrong wit wat e did. He bowed coz dats aw d whites do it

DrayZee:
Na everything be chemistry?

1.Olamide and Yemi Alade...... Nice!
It even rhymes!

2.Adekunle Gold and Dija
How did you even come up with that kind of combination??

The worst: Cynthia Morgan and Davido..... That just makes no sense at all.

Gbam

Kbeaut:
Comfort her. Let her know that her illness doesn't define or change who she is. Not only that but it's 2016 & with the advances in medicine she can live a long normal life, so she shouldn't worry. & also you can take prep so you can still have sex but will NOT be affected. So there is nothing to worry about as long as you both are responsible. & most importantly let her know that your love for her will not change and you will get through this together. The most important part is for her to understand that having HIV doesn't make her any less than anyone else. We are all human, we all bleed the same. Even with HIV her blood is still the same color as yours, no?

nice one babe

Ndukings92:
this ur Mr handsome no follow abeg,u for use daddy showky in place of him na.

funny