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Celebrities › Re: Roman Goddess Shares Bikini Photos, Says "Choose Your Favorite" by Rossburg(m): 3:28pm On Mar 19, 2018

gypsey:
eeewww!! her vagina is going to smell really horribilis.

Odour detector Weldon sir

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Celebrities › Re: Roman Goddess Shares Bikini Photos, Says "Choose Your Favorite" by Rossburg(m): 3:26pm On Mar 19, 2018

NOC1:
chaii i fit die untop her body chaiooo..... Roman goddess fall on me, my banana fall on you..

Celebrities › Re: Ndiana Inyang's Fiance Dies! 'He Called And I Was Busy As Usual' by Rossburg(m): 2:50pm On Mar 19, 2018

nairavsdollars:
So sorry dear. But it is O Death NOT DEAD

Online "Correction Minister" I dey feel you.

Hope say FG dey pay you as and when due

Including your allowances.

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Celebrities › Re: Kate Henshaw Stuns In New Black Gown by Rossburg(m): 12:13pm On Mar 19, 2018

free2ryhme:
Plantain dey spoil dem say e dey ripe

See finishing grin

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Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija: Tobi Is Too Childish- Anto by Rossburg(m): 11:16pm On Mar 18, 2018

So f*ckin' what?

Sister abeg pack well.

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Celebrities › Re: "Why I Never Wanted Children" - Oprah Winfrey by Rossburg(m): 10:11pm On Mar 10, 2018

Woman wey no gree born dey say na ground

dey hold am.

Dear Aunty Oprah, I for suggest You save all these stories and kuku tell us say you don try your best to conceive but E no gree enter.

Yours sincerely.
Rossburg.

Food › Re: Coca-cola Plans To Launch Its First Alcoholic Drink by Rossburg(m): 8:42am On Mar 08, 2018

marvin906:
1750mg of trams + half bottle of condeine + this =

Is = Werey.
And na for Cele den go carry you go.
Mr. Science student grin

Food › Re: Coca-cola Plans To Launch Its First Alcoholic Drink by Rossburg(m): 8:39am On Mar 08, 2018

In the voice of Psquare.
Bring it on, bring it on...we are ready we are readyyyy

Education › Re: What Is Intelligence Quotient (IQ) And How Is It Measured? by Rossburg(m): 8:33am On Mar 08, 2018

Now let's do this simple math.

Given that, PMB's Chronological age = 76
And Mental age = 30.
Thus, applying the famous IQ formula by Alfred Binet.

IQ = mental age/chronological age *100

IQ = 30/76 *100
39

Therefore, PMB's IQ is 39
Which simply means that PMB is not only cognitive but also developmentally behind civilisation.

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Properties › Re: Esther Folarin: "I Bought A House In Canada" - Nigerian Lady Reveals How by Rossburg(m): 12:09pm On Mar 07, 2018

Pictures hawking pure in Lagos Or Adonbilivit

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Celebrities › Re: "Your Ferrari Is On My Wrist" - Davido mocks An Unknown Person On Snapchat. by Rossburg(m): 2:05pm On Mar 05, 2018

Mr. Unknown Person after reading Davido's

clap back

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Celebrities › Re: Odunlade, Korede Bello, Small Doctor, Ruggedman, Omoni Oboli In Police Uniform by Rossburg(m): 11:00pm On Mar 04, 2018

Small Doctor resemble security for QNB Bank

Here in Afghanistan grin

Celebrities › Re: Uriel Oputa And Anita Joseph Bikini Photos by Rossburg(m): 10:55pm On Mar 04, 2018

See as I run come here hoping to see waiting

I fit carry pass the night.

Not knowing that na fallen heroes and tubers

of yam awaits me

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Celebrities › Re: Uriel Oputa And Anita Joseph Bikini Photos by Rossburg(m): 10:48pm On Mar 04, 2018

akeentech:
U go just be like...

You com later be like

Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Lord's Chosen Church Testimony by Rossburg(m): 10:26am On Feb 05, 2018

Baawaa:
Though it sound foolish,but with God it is possible

But Bros why? Why? Why you dey behave like this?

So you dey follow believe this kind thing?

Culture › Re: Nigerian Lady With Tribal Marks Almost Committed Suicide (Photos) by Rossburg(m): 1:04pm On Feb 04, 2018

Lincoln275:
are u a kariable entity?

Adim karid entity.
Always standing on my 99.9 tentacles vibrating to the whole universe

Culture › Re: Nigerian Lady With Tribal Marks Almost Committed Suicide (Photos) by Rossburg(m): 12:16pm On Feb 04, 2018

By their fingers and their karability we shall know them.
Afonja
Skull-miners
Proudly NCAN

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Christianity Etc › Re: Photo Of A Man Found In A Bottle In Ghana, Floating In A River by Rossburg(m): 1:33pm On Feb 01, 2018

Hmmmm..... By now e fit be say this young
Man dey for one dustbin dey hustle for garbage and trash with him fellow mental derail people.

Dear Angel Michael, why you never still blow

The trumpet make everybody go find him

level, whether for heaven or hell??

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Family › Re: Zimbabwean Man Catches His Wife & Her 'Uncle' In Bed, Attempts Suicide by Rossburg(m): 4:00pm On Jan 27, 2018

Been looking down for the past 5 minutes but
Couldn't find the pant

Pictures or Adonbilivit

Sports › Re: The Hardley Apartments: Inside Kanu Nwankwo's Lagos Hotel & Cost Per Night by Rossburg(m): 12:16am On Jan 18, 2018

#Nwankwo Kanu.... #Weldone Sir

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Romance › Re: Man Shares After Sex Photo With His White Sugar Mummy by Rossburg(m): 10:47pm On Jan 16, 2018

Judging from waiting I dey see...

Better hands don touch that woman.

See as she bend like Dinosaur.

This nigga deserve 3 bottles of a mortuary

standard HERO

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Celebrities › Re: Troll Sex Doll Twitter Handle Offer Wizkid Free Doll. See His Response by Rossburg(m): 10:36pm On Jan 16, 2018

I fit swear say Wizkid go pass back go beg the manufacturer to send am.

Cuz him don too bang humans vijay-jay
And him go like taste diz artificial one

I know am well well, that year for Ojuelegba wia him story been cast

Celebrities › Re: Timaya Pictured With His Daughters After Today's School Runz by Rossburg(m): 10:03pm On Jan 16, 2018

dollyjoy:
Incase he is looking for another baby mama,I'm available.... Will give him adorable kids.

See this one!....
E be like say you don forget say #Sexdolls don come take una place

No go find husband.

Celebrities › Re: Williams Uchemba Shares Money On The Streets Of Lagos (Photos) by Rossburg(m): 4:07pm On Dec 19, 2017

Only if our Polithiefcians been dey do like this

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Celebrities › Re: Olamide Shows Off His Power Bike (photo) by Rossburg(m): 12:43pm On Nov 27, 2017

I sight you Baddo

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Music/Radio › Re: Shatta Wale – Timaya (timaya Diss) [audio] by Rossburg(m): 12:21pm On Nov 27, 2017

Shatta Wale You No Dey Taya ?

Yoouu No dey taya.

Romance › Re: Ladies, Guys, Have You Ever Been Caught In This Position Before? Speak The Truth by Rossburg(m): 2:22pm On Nov 26, 2017

optional1:
Never been caught cos I never had any bf..

You Wey I Know ?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Robert Mugabe's Resignation Sparks Wild Jubilation In Zimbabwe by Rossburg(m): 7:09pm On Nov 21, 2017

But wait oh!.... so Robert Mugabe get mind

sidon for dia for 37 years

Den for even slap am join now den get the

opportunity

Romance › Re: White Lady Sends iPhone & Apple MacBook To A Nigerian Guy She Met On Facebook by Rossburg(m): 11:45am On Sep 29, 2017

kowema:
She will like to marry him??..
So she already proposed as per the bread winner..

Some men are without pride n dignity .

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Romance › Re: Man Exposes Ex-girlfriend Begging Him For Sex (photos) by Rossburg(m): 1:38pm On Sep 22, 2017

Hmmmm

Some Kenya girls P*ssy no dey ever dry,

Always wet like a fountain pond.

And na person future wife be diz.

Oh Fada Lawd.

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Celebrities › Re: Wanlov The Kubolor: I Masturbate Twice Weekly So My Sperm Won’t Get Spoilt In Me by Rossburg(m): 4:35pm On Jul 03, 2017

This one weak me.....

Donating my eyes cuz there's nothing i've seen in this life.

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Celebrities › Re: Mr Eazi Pictured With Plus Size Ladies by Rossburg(m): 11:13am On May 08, 2017

In Mr Eazi's Voice....Commando, you Be commando, you dey

command the boy with this overload o

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