how does that add up fellwisdom?

cork your such a dunce, isn't insecurity a weakness? free adv: you are most likely to get hurt but aw would you even know if ya not open to love ehn? if she ends up breaking ya heart i might just lend you my shoulders to cry on,

engineers toh baedt gan, pls i'm trying to restore my nokia c2-03 back to factory settings and it tells me code error anytime i enter the default code, don't remember changing my unlock code, pls help cos my apps are malfunctioning o!

@ojochidem, pls how do i get it on nokia phone,

i'd like to know wat a mozat is pls,

really useful information here, thank you! hoping to see more,

coogar:

you did well, highbros!
better to let her go now than to marry her and start cheating in marriage. at the end of the day, it's your choice and i feel your pain. i don't like fat girls myself. they are mostly lazy and untidy. if she's fat before marriage then you can expect her to be obese after child bearing. the money you would spend on her obesity will drain your savings. people are yet to realize obesity is worse than diseases related to smoking and alcohol.

as per the 9 yrs, people keep harping about. . . . .your 9 yrs were wasted too. she wasn't the only one! you have found someone new, let her find someone new. cheerio!

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really?

TOTALLY lame, ,  sad that this could even be labeled as a JOKE at all,

dear God,

please give me the grace and opportunity to see T again and rub it in his face.
please make D understand that its ova .
and quickly make me see the jerk in B so i wont have to stay for too long cuz i'm liking him already plus there's the advantage of no heart break!
lastly, should in case B isnt the one in the long run, quickly send my husband to me wearing a custom made tshirt wiv the sign, i'm yours!!!!

amen!

suckers

naturally, i wouldn't want to put me in that situation but my very close friend is ,  and here's her story


i would be 20 by July next year and i am still a virgin, not that i am not proud to be bearing that "title" but sometimes its just that sometimes it becomes a burden.

i have had several relationships usually short-lived due to the fact that i don't wanna let go with just any guy because he may not only end up sleeping with me without me feeling anything for him, but this guy, i met him like 2 years back, i started this thing short of a fling with him only that i couldn't sleep with him the night we stayed together because i was not relaxed enough,  he considered the fact that i was young and made me feel like sex really is not every thing,  i fell headlong for him.   

we do  not see frequently,  we had no talk about relationship or anything close to it but any time i was in town visiting we would always see and hang out only to end up always in the same situation,

my friend is going out with his friend so I hear his own version of what he feels for me through my friend,  he says: i love her a lot but i don't think i want to be going out with a girl i cannot sleep with in the long run. though i think with the right words i would cave in to his  subtle demands,  it broke my heart cos we had a lot of distance and even when we are together we do not talk about whatever it is that we were doing,

i met my current boyfriend after i had made up my mind about ditching any ideas of having a real thing with  my other guy,  only that i couldn't let go what i felt for this other guy,  i left school and went for training for a year,  there i had time to bond with my current boyfriend ,  i was so into him and i felt i had forgotten the other guy,  now I'm back in square 1 with my boyfriend out of the country whom i told i wouldn't wanna sleep with him because i have somebody i may do  it with after him{i said that so i could be able to hold body even if i jam my other chairman since i couldn't trust me }     
that turned out to be the worst decision ever, 
cos now i feel like sleeping with someone so bad,  not just any someone, its my other guy cus I've been seeing and hanging out with him ,

oh its just so complicated,    i don't know what to do,  sleep with the other guy and loose a relationship of two years without sex{wouldn't i be soo unfair} and my greatest fair is that even if i go through with this feeling, it could be cut short by whatever it is that i feel after i do it which may be indifference or i may just ave a sort of fall out with the guy,



isn't the angel you know better that the devil you do not know? would i risk losing a relationship of 2 years {that being my longest hurl ever} for an on and off thing that i wouldn't even call a relationship,  n even I know that he is just not my friend,

i am into good things i.e money, long thing, everythinG you can get,

would love to be a moderator for the entertainment section of the nairaland forum, because I'm always online and because i just love that section.because, it keeps your mind off other issues , if u know what i mean, and i would love to contribute my own quota to it, thank you

would love to be a moderator for nairaland forum, kindly tell me the steps to follow,

y r y'all making a national issue outta this, this wouldn't be the first referral to our dear shaking country, and you aint busting all your behinds over those, why give a hoot about this, aint worth it really, really, give it some thought,  if you had a chance to be a part  of  movie itself. u would say those lines without thinking of your Country, Beloved Nigeria Loyalist,

naturally, i know most of us guys what  want to know how it is,  what they do in all those pornographic videos,  but they still cant get enough,  i believe its simply juvenile,  but i found out that even adults are crazed about it,  it happened that i entered a store to get my toiletries and this shabbily dressed woman (although she go think say she don dress) was standing right in front of me,  and some thing fell from her hands while arguing with the store attendants,  as she bent down to pick it up, she noticed that

 i was starring at the dvd that dropped , and she tried to act coy by telling me that i should look at my kids (e wo awon omo yin) 

  "my kids" in question was a series of ghastly  looking pictures of bared backsides and the two glories sitting right on the chest of a woman. , and u can imagine what else graces the front and back page of such a video .(of course, its nothing I've never seen before, ) ,
who asked her question?but she just had to justify herself


a friend  of mine is like a freak,  he buys them week by week ,  my opinion, is that if you wanna Do It,  improvise,  create your own styles cus they created theirs,  and find a real live woman,


is it them or just me?    don't get me wrong ,  i don't have any problem with it, but it just occurred to me that ,  its kinda sick ,  looking at it over and over ,  that's suffering you know!,   and one last question i wanna ask,  is it healthy?

naijacode:

@rosyhayler but you understand wetin the guy was trying to pass across, If you are an English Language instructor make adverts so people will troop to your door step for classes , Ksheewwwww!!!!!!!

@naijacode, i even forgot this, my dear stone, prevention is better than cure. I noticed that u took to correction , one more mistake i forgot to point out, is it hazardous? not hazard?(bowing gracefully with a smile)
thank you, @naijacode nnntoi,

@stone, polish ur english safe not (save), installed and not instured,

my absurd moment was when i choose the washing basin outside my house,  (but still in the compound) to the bathroom,  i just wished to take my bathe outside, with sunshine bathing my body,

na me ooooo, im a gal o, try my numba wella , i av a feeling you r lying

i need a friend cos im soo bored, my contact no is 08078612669, i need a jovial,fluent and a good conversionalist,