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she looks like my elder bro ex girlfriend

Nairalander looks like a surulere dude.

suffer all ova his attire and he still wants to compare himself to someone that have bin stealing from naija treasury since 1915BC

kenwins:
sha don't forget to be a gift to the world(nxt yr RI theme) since u ought to engage rotary to change lives(last yr's RI theme) and d@ way, u'l light up rotary(this yr's RI theme).

Enjoy!

Thanks dear

Isokay!......


GEJ is working.

braine:
Return the phone nao.

Eeeeeeh!!! Open your smelling pus*y for him. .u fit dash pesin phone

Una nefa cheee shumtin.

kenwins:
Alberto2k, Awwal339, Skimpledawg, Suxxman and RotrEmmanuel, what are your plans for val day?

As for standd and olashas, i bet they have a planned date already.

As for me, ;( even if im broke, i really wish a miracle wld happen so i wouldnt have to change my plans of goin to visit the special kids @ Eruobodo home of the special children in Ijebu Ode. Truth be told I miss them. And my grandma, yes, she'd get a gift frm me.

certainly I will chill out with my homies; TAN.
Lots of olosho will show the background.
Val gifts are already packaged.
14th it's gonna be another big day for #TeamGEJ

so Rochas can't even repair roads in his state
He is busy jumping up and down with state Funds all in the name of campaign.... smh.

What about Sahara reporters

Ain't they part of the Attack?

The only news media known for character assassination! SMH

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oduastates:
You think they are insulting him?
Let me tell you something.
Even African countries ruled by dictators do not like him.
For a country this rich to be held hostage by a corrupt cabal of less than 50, a terror group which was left to grow from nothing, criminal militants posing as freedom fighters ; he deserves every ridicule he get.
A leader when challenged,should always rise up to the challenges to his constitutional authority by mobilising the country to meet those challenges.
Jonathan was elected with a mandate never seen before in this country. Instead of consolidating his support base through good governance,good politics and transparent leadership, he went the opposite way by turning the country into an animal farm.
He invited all sorts of evil people into the polity. For instance,Instead of winning the heart of the SW ACN with their army of technocrat who could have easily made his government work, he congregated an army of thugs and never do Wells like Fayose, Obanikoro,Bode George etc. Just Ben akabwueze alone would have given him a budget which actually made sense( unlike Iweala) Same thing for rivers and Edo.
Just imagine if Jonathan had taken responsibility and assisted lagos state with the metro instead of another useless monument in Abuja called Abuja city tower.
Just imagine if he has invested some of the money stolen under his government on lagos- ibadan high speed rail.
Just imagine if he had added 10000MW to electricity generation.
With the kind of money earned in the last 6 years, he could easily have done this with billions left to steal.
He would have been slam dunking himself back to power. The SW would have simply told the north to take a chill pill.

[/s] U are a very useless fellow. See what hatred have caused u


Can your father measure himself with GEJ??

Adonbilivit! Cooked E-mail.. check the sentences, first and second almost contain the same style of speaking. .mtcheewww
and he claim they are two persons.

1. Give me test
These persons take seriously in collecting a small piece of Suya from the seller. They hardly know that it is part of their own suya they are eating.

2. Put More Onions
These persons are onions addict, they like onions. They will tell the Abookki to make sure that more onions are added to their suya.

3. Abookki Put Jara
These class of people like to be given something more to what they paid for. They do not mind if they buy only N50.00 worth of suya.

4. People Who come to Smell the Suya Theseare the "long throat " class.They follow friends to just feel the smell of the suya, in some cases, they are the ones that will shout "Abookki the suya too small"


5. 'The Big Boys'
They usually remain in their cars and order the Abokito put suya worth N2000.00 in five places and that means many people have to wait for a long time.

6. Ajebo forming girls
U hear this set of girls say oga give me N500 suya make i use cook small indomie. My sardine don finish even when the suya is for she and her 5 friends.

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rubii09:
Incase

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rubii09:
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rubii09:
Abbah Moro is still minister of interior ?

hmmmm

vjsmiles:
seems i have a particular interest in this section

Isokay!! go ahead

Toyins:
The ideal candidate must be a Graduate of Mechanical Engineering with 3 - 5years working experience or an OND/Technical graduate with 5-8years working experience in a manufacturing company.

Forward your CV to the email to:
Azias.vacancy@gmail.com

no location, No job details. notin notin?

vjsmiles:
hi romancelanders i am a newbie althoughi have been a guest since 2010 .
looking forward to making new friends among thouth and encountering the fun embedded here
FEW THINGS ABOUT ME
nice
caring
funny
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and please dont call this post immature.
thanks all

U are new, and u just headed to Romance section

Booked

leketitus:
is not true what is Link? I learnt till after election.

mtcheewww..list. is our jooor


www.navy.mil.ng/General-News/102.news

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oluvick:
Abuja - President Goodluck Jonathan has
replaced his erstwhile close friend and
business associate, Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor as
the arrowhead of his re-election campaign
among Nigerian Christians, reports NewsDay.

In his stead, President Jonathan has settled
for President of Living Faith Church (Winners
Chapel), Bishop David Oyedepo.

Jonathan believes Oyedepo’s church with
with over 4 million members is of more
political asset than Oritsejafor, who many
believe has lost his political value due to the
numerous scandals around him.

Aside Oyedepo, President Jonathan has also
enlisted the support of popular pastors like
Paul Enenche, Paul Adefarasin, Uma Ukpa
The thinking in the presidency is that
President Jonathan can draw from the
goodwill of these pastors to ensure that
Christians vote for him in the February 14
presidential election.

Read more at NewsDay.

[/s] block head. Try another propaganda.

APC Ave taken their propaganda to the US.... Smh

APC and complains as if they are stronger than ANPP that is currently on extinction..

It's obvious that BUHARI is suffering from chronic failure. He will never Win.


GEJ till 2019

God will never allow me to be a victim of any!

wao!!

felifeli:
Let us just assume by a great miracle that Alhaji Buhari wins the election , and just before the handover the army seizes control of government. Which country in the world will sympathise with Buhari the former coup plotter who has come face to face with his own judgement ? I laugh in machine gun

No body will sympathize with him including Almajiris, the man is EVIL

ALAYORMII:
Am close to tears when I saw how many likes ur comment got

A whooping one hundred plus.

If our good heads are running away from the country then what hope do we have of getting it right?


Soyinka is a man more respected and more popular than the Nigerian President

Oya begin to cry!!!

Sagamite:
No wonder.

A fuuktard breeds a fuuktard!

Your mother must be a monkey to have contributed to you having such a dumb brain.

No wonder your mom love Mouth Action this much! U just a replica of wasted sperm.

Sagamite:
You are a cretinous fuuktard!

I bet your father did WAEC too, instead of SSCE?

Yes he did Waec..


And that is the same reason why your mom love his pen!s this much...