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 Forum Games › Re: Solve This Simple Arithmetic by Rounakid(m): 8:19am On Jun 19, 2015 |
*sighs* T.T.C. (3rd to comment) hmmm... Not bad anywy... Back to the topic... Na 87 na, whats my price? . . Jux turn ur mobile or desktop(lol) upside down... And u wil verify d answer ursef. Plz chek ma signature... 53 Likes 1 Share |
| Literature › Re: Hillarious But Painful Ecounter With My Network Provider(short Fiction By Kutty) by Rounakid(op): 6:59am On Jun 19, 2015 |
Cc : Ishilove Obinscopy Mynd |
| Literature › Hillarious But Painful Ecounter With My Network Provider(short Fiction By Kutty) by Rounakid(op): 6:58am On Jun 19, 2015 |
MY HILLARIOUS ECOUNTER WITH MY NETWORK PROVIDER (SHORT FICTION BY KUTTY) . . Na refined B.sc Holder Thunder go blast this my cursed jobless Network Provider that captione themselves EmptyN(M.T.N). Don't caution me, this mofos have been filtering my message box with unwanted useless texts, still i don't complain about that, i still retain them as my best network providers. Albeit i av' been recharging my sim monthly, sometimes twice in a month(which i guess was there aim of abusing me indirectly with the text below.) but this dullards never care to dash me any bonus, the instantly choose to be collecting bonus from me un-informed(which is stealing), but i never give a damn about it, but what instantly turned me mad today was this : I dey my own ooo for the shade located at the front of our house dey expect an alert from Fidelity Bank, as my Uncle have promised me initially that he will send me some money to support my self as a young hustling upcoming actor who was but living at Elenu Asaba alone. Have been waiting for some days now for a callup from my director but have'nt gotten any. For some days now, i have'nt eaten any any good meal except my proteinous(iffa hear) meal of garri and kernel wich i took as breakfast,lunch and dinner. "Puuum... Puuuum..." My Motorola "My X-1" rang with a mighty vibration before i could rush to pick the phone from the extreme of the bench am sitting on, the phone have picked up a race. One thing that i hate about this Motorals phones is that it can move a long distant whenever it vibrate. "U no go come back here?." I commanded as if it would actually hear what am saying. The stupid thing ignored my voice and continue racing, it have landed on our cemented floor now from the bench and continue digging it out. I gave it a hot chase, and finally catched it, i brought the phone closer to my sight and founds out that it is no one else but Chichi my Girlfriend. I have promised to take her out that day being her birthday, but am yet to receive the alert which i put my whole trust of survival on... "Hello babe where are u? I have been waiting with my friends all this while for u." She cried out when i picked. "Eeeerm... Eeeerm... Am at the bank now, to make some withdrawal and the connection there is so bad, just give me some minutes, i would be with you people." i stammered. "Okay, please don't keep us waiting." He pleaded. "I would'nt" I gave a promise am sure i would't keep. "Hmmmm... Whats wrong with this girl self? So she invited her friends ni?" I asked no one instatntly, as she hung the call. I was still at the pool of thought when i heard a massage alert, jumped up in joy and as the result of the fool that i am, i hurriedly called my babe telling her to board a taxi with her frends and wait for me at "Kings Hotel" that i will settle the cabman when i reached. After hunging up, i rushed to dress up as i have already taken my bath some hours ago, then something advise me to check the amount the alert contained to know wether my uncle sent me the exact #30,000 as promised. I picked up my old Motorola and click the message through the notification icon playing othe screen, and behold it's this cursed M.T.N. Stating tho in the text : ------------------------------------------ Dear customer, are you poor? Are you so broke that you can't boast of enjoying three rationed meal square a day? Do you want to put an end on all of it by getting rich? Then relax, because MTN is here to give you some Tips on how to make cool cash in just a month. Just text RICH to 33359 for #100 service fee weekly. Enjoy!!! ------------------------------------------ Can you imagine? #100 from a poor broke dude like me? Where do you expect him to get it? Was still raging and cursing, when i my phone rings again, this time along, it's my uncle. Uncle : Hello Kutty, Me : Yes uncle, good afternoon, have you send the money? Uncle : "Good afternoon to you too, I just called to inform you that i could'nt make it to the bank to transfer the money, have been developing little headache since morning, will go around evening when i would have getted better," My uncle explode the bad news, i felt like crying after hunging up on him. My gurl is still calling me and sending text that, they are there and the cabman is harrasing them, oooh God what have gotten my self into? . . . Dedicated to all my fiction lover fans, ONE LUV! Copyright© - Presley Kutty. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Collation Preparation Officer Job Vacancy At Stanbic IBTC Holdings Plc by Rounakid(m): 12:14pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
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| Literature › Re: Kutty And The Ghetto Story By Rounakid (kutty) by Rounakid(op): 11:08am On Jun 18, 2015 |
Hmmmm.... --speechless-- thronekid: Jskelly11: thronekid: |
| Literature › Re: Kutty And The Ghetto Story By Rounakid (kutty) by Rounakid(op): 11:06am On Jun 18, 2015 |
thronekid: Jskelly11: thronekid: |
| Politics › Re: Rivers State Governor Wike Sacks 344 Staff Of State Polytechnic by Rounakid(m): 7:02pm On Jun 17, 2015 |
Lol... Kick out those criminals dat Amechi installed... 2 Likes |
| Literature › Re: Kutty And The Ghetto Story By Rounakid (kutty) by Rounakid(op): 4:34pm On Jun 17, 2015*. Modified: 5:21pm On Jun 17, 2015 |
[b]THER IS ONE THING THAT PAINS ME ABOUT THIS THREAD, HOW CAN PEOPLE BEEN VIEWING THIS THREAD ALMOST EVERY MINUTES, BUT ALL THEY DO IS JUST TO VIEW THE THREAD, READ THE CONTENT UPDATED AND THEN LEAVE WITHOUT BOTHERING TO DROP SINGLE COMMENT. WAIT I CAN'T JUST UNDERSTAND, IS IT THAT THIS STORY IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH OR BAD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO APPRECIATE OR CRITICISE THE AUTHOR. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DONATE LITTLE TIME THAT WOULD'NT EVEN TAKE UP TO 30SECONDS TO POST COMMENT? HMMMM... I HAVE STARTED RUNNING OUT OF PACIENT NOW, THIS THREAD NOW HAVE BEEN UPDATED TO 14 EPISODE WITH 700 AND SOMETHING VIEWS, WITHOUT THE TOTAL COMMENT IN IT REACHING ABOUT 20, THE MOST PAINFUL PART OF IT IS THAT EVEN THOSE THAT I INVITED DURING THE THE STARTING OF THE STORY JUST IGNORED MY MENTION, EVEN THOSE THAT AM FOLLOWING THERE THREAD LIKE TWITTER, THEY ALL VIEW MY THREAD AND LEAVE WITHOUT DROPPING ANY SAY. NO PROBLEM SHA, I THINK THE BEST WAY TO RELEIVE THIS STORY IS JUST BY BRINGING IT TO AN END. COZ NO ONE GIVE ME MONEY TO CHARGE MY B3, NO ONE SENDS ME AIRTIME TO RENEW MY SUBSCRIPTION AND I DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT IT, ALL I REQUESTED FOR IS JUST UR COMMENTS, BUT SINCE YOU CANT GRANT ME THAT, THEN I JUST HAVE TO QUITS MAKING YOU LAUGH ALL DAYS, WHENEVER YOU ENTERS MY THREAD. PRESLEY : KUTTY. GRACIAS OBRIGADO[/b] |
| Literature › Re: Kutty And The Ghetto Story By Rounakid (kutty) by Rounakid(op): 2:15pm On Jun 17, 2015 |
"Ssssss... Ssssss... Okada." Kenny flagged down Commercial motorcyclist. We have decided to board only one bike for the journey, since we could'nt raise enough money to board two. "Eeeehen, where i dey gwo?" The man i suppose to be a northerner quired, shining his red designed teeth. "Thunder fire you, na me go tell you where you dey go." I dare not say it out. "We wan go Nkpor Market" Kenny responded. "Na three i dey climb am por one okwada?"(for foriegners, are you all boarding one bike?) the northerner asked. "Yes na three of us." Kenny replied. "Okay, no frovlem, vring am por one pipty."(No problem, you have to pay #150). "Aboki, na #100 we go pay ooo." Said Kenny. "Aaaah, #100 i small na, add am naira Ashrin, Tonti naira."(add it twenty naira.) We later agreed to give the Notherner Hundrend and Twenty Naira. "Kutty, na you go enter first ooo." Kenny announced. To avoid several argument and time wasting, i just gentlemanly(if there is a word like that) sitted behind the cylist. Nkasi, was to sit at my back, then followed by Kenny, the journey started, and Nkasi have been resting her Heavy weight champion(Bossom) on every blink of seconds, all thanks to the cylist who never cares to slow down where there is a pothole, or where road bumps where constructed. If there is anything i admire about Nkasi, it would be nothing rather than her big water-melon, the nicki minaj type. "Oga, take am easy ooo, see as you just dey jump gallops like James Bond." Kenny complained from the back. "C'mon, you no go shutup, Okada abeg no mind am, just they jump they go." i nearly say. No wonder they say "What ever worries a man may favour another man." "Oga make i no vex, i dey rush am por somewhere now." The Cylist opened his mouth to apologise to Kenny. A mouth i wished he would'nt have opened, it smelt like a toilet suck away, i nearly throw up on the bike. "Oga you no dey brush?" I nearly shout. "The cylist continue his galloping game, As i continue enjoying free current tapping from Nkasi. We where about a kilometer away from the market place, there was this big road bump builted, it was the last bump we were to pass before we reach market, and it was the biggest bump among others. Our James Bond Cylist was just speding without even minding. "Oga take am easy for that bump ooo." Kenny complained, but the bikeman paid deaf ears to his complain. "Gwa Kpraaaa... Gbum!" was the sound i heard when our Jame's Bond flewed over the bump, Nkasi gave out a loud cry, i looked back but to see my dear Kenny sitting on the ground. Then, it all dawned on me that the sound "Gbum..." that i heard some seconds few back was nothing else but my dear Kenny when he landed on ground with a thud. The crazy cylist does'nt even know what is happening, he just continue moving. "Aboki stop...! Some one fall down." I cried out. "Na who pall?" he asked as he matched the break. "You no see our friend for ground." "Ooo... Na when he pall." The crazy cylist asked a foolish question or rather rheotrical question. "Kenny sorry ooo, u hurt?"i delivered another foolish question and at the same time thanking God that am not the one in question. "Obim sorry okay." Nkasi said, as she aid Kenny to stand up. "Oga i sorry ooo" The Cylist apologised. "Sorry for yourself, sorry for your ancestors and Imams" Kenny reigned multiple abuse on the Northerner. "Kai! Mu banka... Na who i dey abuse?" The northerner turn red with anger. "Na you i dey abuse, you rascal!" Kenny toppled his abuse. Oooow... How he wish... "Kai... Na me i dey call rascal? Tor wait por me." the Cylist threated heading to his bike. "Kenny abeg, make we dey go on our own, no talk the okada man again, make he carry im trouble dey go" Nkasi suggested. "Im dey craze e no fit do anythin... Just look at my leg, i no fit waka normal now just because of this bastards." Kenny raged. He was still raging, when all of a suddem we heard. "Lai... Lia... La la, make una just wait por me." The northerner raged, approaching us with a new dagger. "Piiaaam...!" Nkasi have flee like usain bolt. I was still planning on how i will help my injured Kenny to escape as the cyclist kept on approaching... "Fiiiia...!" I raised up my eyes to see the Kenny am pitiying, as he have overtaking Nkasi. "Hian...! Person wey something dey worry for leg again?" I aske no one instantly. What am i waiting for? I just Turn on the ignition of my Legedez Benz and sped off... |
| Literature › Re: Kutty And The Ghetto Story By Rounakid (kutty) by Rounakid(op): 7:41am On Jun 17, 2015 |
You will get it dear... gunners160: |
| Literature › Re: Kutty And The Ghetto Story By Rounakid (kutty) by Rounakid(op): 6:12pm On Jun 16, 2015 |
jeremie97:tnx for followinq... Plz do invite others, is only ur comment that gives me morale to update... Morever, Goodluck on ya exam. |
| Sports › Re: Eden Hazard Vs Neymar – Who Is The Best Young Winger In The World? by Rounakid(m): 3:56pm On Jun 16, 2015 |
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| Literature › Re: Kutty And The Ghetto Story By Rounakid (kutty) by Rounakid(op): 11:13am On Jun 16, 2015 |
"Kutty you dey go somewhere today?" Kenny asked one saturday morning after our breakfast of Garri and Maggi. Yes, you heard me right, we used Maggi in soaking Garri. Not just every Maggi but white Maggi by "Ajinomoto" Producing company, it taste great anyway, you can proof it by trying it out yourselve. "No, i don't think so." I responded. "Okay na, make we contribute money buy food stuffs, Nkasi would be coming to cook for us." Kenny Informed. "Okay na, na how much we go contribute?" i quired. "Make we contribute #500 each, e go fit draw better soup for us." Kenny suggested. "Okay na, no problem see my own." i said handing over one pair of #500 note. "Okay, see my own too, i have called her, she is on her way now."Kenny informed. "Ebe like say heat dey this room well, well, make we go that Guava tree go sit down na." I suggested. We left for the Guava tree wich stood at the western side of our house, waiting for Nkasi to arrive. We broke off into discussion, or rather argument as it would always be when staunch Man utd fan and Chelsea are together. "Hazard better pass Di Maria." Kenny said. "Na lie, Di Maria pass am, if you wan rate Hazard, rate am with Januzaj and co." I challenged. The argument is now turning gradually to something else. "Van gaal na old inexperienced coach." Kenny mocked. "Hahahaha see u, Mounriho wey don be mad man nko?" I mocked back. "Eeeerm... Kutty e don do, how u go dey abuse Mounrinho, no try such thing again." Kenny said, a dim of anger in his eyes. "You dey craze, Mounriho dey insale and his insality is appealed to all chelsea fans." I commited high atrocity of grammarian blundering. The argument was a kind of resulting into something ugly, it was actually resulting to a fight, what i was actually thinking at that time was who is actually goin to seperate us if it finnally results to war to the fact that majority of all our yardmates have all lefted to there various daily hustling execpt only one Amebo woman called Kate. Who i know fully well that she wan't bother seperating us if she enventually sees us fighting owing to the fact that we are great enemy to her, don't ask me why. Knowing fully well that Kenny is stronger than me, albeit it was'nt scientifically proven.(yes, scientifically proved by our friends, but i have already experienced the phenomenom.) i and Kenny did only foughted once, that was back then at Our secondary school days, It was one hot afternoon after school recreation. I was walking towards our school canteen to buy Akara since i did'nt wait to take breakfast that morning. I was almost approaching the canteen when Kenny from nowhere jokingly snatched the money that am holding from my palm and runs away. "Kenny give me that mone." "Kenny i don kill you today if i catch you." I shouted as i gave him a hard chase Kenny was still running and laughing when all of a sudden. "Gbuuum!" he slipped landed on the floor after stepping on a Banana peel. Instead of pitiying him, i instantly pounced on him and started giving him punches that i later considered as weak punches. Was still on him when all of a sudden like "John Cena" of wwe he rotated. Befor i could say "P Square" Kenny was on top of me, what happened that day was a horror story for another day. That was the day i agreed that Stars are actually uncountable. "Eeeehn if i call mounriho name na wetin u go do me, Mounrinho na your papa," I never wanted to accept defeat. "Oya abuse Mounrinho again." Kenny was alredy up. I was about to do otherwise when heard a a voice that sounded like worn out generator behind me the voice i considered as the voice of the saviour at the present condition. "Hi boys, what is the problem? Why are you two shouting this early morning?" Comes the voice of Nkasi. "Eeeerm... We no dey shout we just they recite some of Terry G punchlines on track "Free Madness." Kenny dropped the lie of the century. Ofcourse we are going mad, free one indeed, after welcoming Nkasi, Kenny handed the 1k to her so as for her to go and get items needed. He asked Kenny to escort her to the Market which he reluctantly obliged. "Kutty, you go follow us go." Kenny offered. "For sure, e don tey wey i touch town self." "Okay prepare make we go na." i putted on my chillux trouser and white shirt, and off we go. |
| Celebrities › Re: Check Out The Hot Body On Beyonce's 61 Year Old Mum by Rounakid(m): 1:26am On Jun 16, 2015 |
Did i just hear 81yrs...? Iffa hear 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: OPC Pulls Out Of NNPC Pipeline Surveillance by Rounakid(m): 1:24am On Jun 16, 2015 |
Jux incase... Cc: lalasticlala |
| Politics › Re: CAPTION This Photo Of President Buhari And Governor Amosun In South Africa by Rounakid(m): 1:23am On Jun 16, 2015 |
Owka na... Fp material... Cc: lalasticlala, ishilove |
| Politics › Re: Ndi-igbo Have More To Gain As Nigerians by Rounakid(m): 1:22am On Jun 16, 2015 |
Anyway check my siqnature... |
| Literature › Re: Kutty And The Ghetto Story By Rounakid (kutty) by Rounakid(op): 7:40pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
"Babe what do you want to take?" I quired. "I would like to take any soft drink with Nkwobi." She responded. " I have nothing to worry about, since am going to take back all the thing that night" "Barman!" I called in deep voice, (that kind voice Pete Edochie of nollywood uses in commanding guards in movie whenever he plays King's role). Ofcourse am a king, i looked outside to see my packed Hummer 1 jeep, with the plait number customised as "NIGERIA FIRST SON KUTTY " and smiled, who say money no good. "Eeeerm... Oga, na wetin i go serve una". The thin Bartender quired. "Get my babe here any qaulity soft drink ranging from price of 10k upwards with two plates of Nkwobi, then serve me Rozay with one plate of Nkwobi." I placed our order. "Consider it done." Said the bartender as he oozed off. "Babe, are you okay with one plate of Nkwobi?" My New-catch asked as if she is the one funding the bill. "Yes, am okay with that." In a split of a second, the bartender was on our table with our order, he was indeed feeling so happy to get such amount at only morning. I started battling with my Nkwobi and Rozay, imagining what will take place for the rest of the day. I looked up to see my babe, digging it out with her two plates of Nkwobi and Rozay. I take my eyes to he Manchester(Bossom). "Mehn... This girl get am ooo... Today na today."I thoughted. I instantly began singing "Today na Today by Sym19." We where still on the middle of our meal, when all of a sudden... "Paaaa! Kutty wake up, Na Poultry house we slept ooo, see as u just dey busy dey Munch Fowl shit." Kenny Alerted. I woke up instantly to found out that we mistakenly slept at one Mr.Eke poultry's house wich is located at the extreme of our street. It happened that they supplied all their grown Fowls to the marketers, and are yet to convey the tender ones from cage to the main house, the actually left the door open in-order for air to penertrate inside so as to decrease the odour, before they do the actuall cleaning. Our dear Orijin, directed us to the place as our home and gives us heaps of fowl's defecates to lie on. But why me? Why do i alway like eating in dream? Why must my delicious dish at dream being interpreted as Fowls Defecates in reality? " Chai i don die, na correct thunder go fire those company wey dey produce Orijin." I cried bitterly. Kenny and Just-woken Akor pitied me, but there is actually nothing they can do to help me, they make sure they maintain distance space in-order not to be killed from the odour emanating from my mouth, as we left the poultry house to our home. KUTTY... SOWIE FOR DELAYED UPDATE, PLEASE FANS PRAY FOR ME AM IN A TIGHT CORNER NOW, I JUST PRAY THE LORD DELIVERS ME, PLZ IS NOT JUST ONLINE PRAYING, ALWAYS REMEMBER ME IN UR DAILY PRAYERS. THANKS AND GOD BLESS Y'ALL FROM..: PRESLEY KU'TTY |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Wanna Make You Laugh/ Whatsapp Crack Your Ribs/ Drop Ur Number. by Rounakid(m): 10:03am On Jun 15, 2015 |
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| Politics › Re: Top Twenty Most Developed Countries By HDI by Rounakid(m): 7:14pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Ontarget:u gat it all wronq bro... Me and u no dey steal bunk of millions that is meant for our country growthness... |
| Events › Re: Vice Peesident Prof Yemi Osinbajo At Crescent University by Rounakid(m): 1:33pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Think dis shoulb be in politics section... :/ |
| Celebrities › Re: What I Do When People Make Jest Of My Head – Banky W by Rounakid(m): 1:29pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Mtcheeeew... Biq head... Wonder when hair qo start growinq dre... It will definitely call for cellebration... |
| Politics › Re: Top Twenty Most Developed Countries By HDI by Rounakid(m): 1:26pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Come see wia naija land...  ...
Na correct tunda qo fire all our politicians...
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Cc: lalasticlala 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Top Twenty Most Developed Countries By HDI by Rounakid(m): 1:26pm On Jun 13, 2015*. Modified: 2:06pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Come see wia naija land... ...Na correct tunda qo fire all our politicians... -------kMODIFIED--------- Hian F.T.C. Again... Waoh dis is btfl... Abeg read my stowie throuqh ma siqnature... 14 Likes 2 Shares |
| Literature › Re: Kutty And The Ghetto Story By Rounakid (kutty) by Rounakid(op): 1:23pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Lol... Sowie for the breakup bro, guess it was'nt your fault... Anyway prepare to laugh like a mad man, coz more is still coming jux invite other readers to this thread and always comment... Then you have fueled my enging of updating... gunners160: |
| Crime › Re: Pastor, 4 Others Nabbed For Murder, Cultism In Benin by Rounakid(m): 7:45am On Jun 13, 2015 |
Then hang them by their balls... Nonsense..!!! |
| Crime › Re: Two Students Of A University Reportedly Died In A Hostel. by Rounakid(m): 7:43am On Jun 13, 2015 |
Chisos...!!! May God have mercy un us *cryinq* |
| Literature › Re: Kutty And The Ghetto Story By Rounakid (kutty) by Rounakid(op): 11:41pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
-------------continuation------------- " Welcome to Palace Hotel" was inscribed bodly on the noticeboard wich stood at the entrance of the hotel. "Wecome sirs, what can we offer you people?" comes an angelic voice of an epitome of beauty before us on attendant uniform with the letter "palace hotel" inscribed on it. "Eeeerm, we, i will want a hot jollof rice with cold stew." Kenny responded trying to be flawless in his grammars but, it all proves abortive. The lady just smiled and move over to my table asking me what i would like to be offered. "Please i would like to have wheat and bitterleaf soup." I placed my offer. "Sir what about you." She asked Akor who was lost in thought as he is watching half-naked babes digging it out on the dancefloor. "Give me butts." Akor respond absent-mindly. "Pardon?" the lady was confused. "I mean that you should offer me Buns, yeah bread Buns." Akor corrected as he realised his blunder. One thing that i like Akor of, is his brain fastness, he can think fastly in any hard dillema within 5 seconds and dig himself out. "Eeeehen Summarize it all with Three bottles of Orijin beer." Kenny continues his grammar demolition. The lady left for the Hotel's store. "Mehn this girl fine die, i go collect her number if she come back." I opened up. "Normal na i like the babe sef na all of us go share am if she fall." Kenny Jested. "Idiot... Na Nkasi we go share." I jested back. We sits down watching the sexy ladies as they showcase their selling points as we waits for our request. As luck should have it, it was'nt the same girl that took our request that served us, this present one was damn ugly, i was nearly forced to tell her how ugly she is as she continues shaking her dry ass and giving an upleasant wink that she considered sexy herself. "Wetin be this girl wahala self." Akor asked as we laughed. We starts eating our food, why me and Kenny were busy eating our respective meal and diluting it with Orijin, our dear Akor was angrily munching the large chunks of Buns served to him. "Akor na u and pimple go do battle of ownership for your face, after you don chop this buns finish." I teased, and we laughed at our angry friend. After finishing one bottle of Orijin each, we odered another two bottles respectively. After finishing two, two bottles each, i othered two two again and it was served to us. At my first bottle of the two, i started reasoning like immortal. "Shey una know say dog fit fly?" i asked my friends and they laughed at me. We where on our last bottles of the twos, when all of a sudden something clouded our brains and sense of sanity. "Guys see Rihanna for dancing floor." i shouted showing my friends the imaginary Rihanna, am really seeing Rihanna, or have my eyes and braing goes blur? "Na lie, no be Rihanna, na Nicki Minaj." Akor Agured. "Two of una dey mad ooo, no be Beyonce una dey call Nicki?" Kenny confused us more. We continues dragging it until we finally concluded that it might be Angelina Jolie. "Guy where u dey go?" We asked Akor, who suddenly stood up. "I dey go make, i go meet my babe for dancefloor." He responded pointing at someone who he beleives to be his girl. "Okay na, we dey wait here, abeg do fast make we go morning don do." Kenny baffled me, as i checked my wrist watch and finds out that it's 9:30pm. We sits watching Akor as he reached his imaginary girlfriend, as foolish as he is, he tries squeezing the lady's ass and. "Wai...!" the lady have gave Akor a cute slap. "You slapped me." Akor asked stupid question. "I will do that 100 time more, you bastard, how dare you squeeze my ass, without paying. Before i could say Usain Bolt, they have started fighting. "Yes e good make Akor beat that idiot wey no get respect." I thoughted. But i got it askew, before i could say David Beckham, the girl have thrown Drunk Akor on the ground, and was ontop of him giving him some, Kunfu customised punches. Akor was later rescued by the security men. The whole play was in-order as we led our dear friend Akor home. "Kutty where you dey go na? We don reach home ooo." Kenny blurted from my behind. "U well so? Who tell you say we don reach? Abeg our house still dey for front." I challenged. We kept on moving foward, stopping at some house, guessing wether it was our home. We later appeared before one place which we all agreed to be our home, we all layed down to catch some sleeps. Could that be our actuall home or not? Find out in next update wich will drop after i have got my desire numbers of comments. |
| Politics › Re: Apc Not Happy With Saraki See Why ! by Rounakid(m): 5:04pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Cnt understand explain... |
| Car Talk › Re: Fatal Accident Along Enugu/onitsha Expressway,one Dead,others Injured(Photos) by Rounakid(m): 4:56pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Ooow...! May God have mercy on us...
R.i.p to the departed souls... |
| Celebrities › Re: Uti Nwachukwu Writes: I Must Marry Or Else! by Rounakid(m): 3:43pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
I smelt fp anyway... |
| Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage & Her Mum Run Into David Beckham In London by Rounakid(m): 3:42pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Travellinq with ma dad to snap mine with maradona |
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