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flow1759:
Rounakid well done! i dey see your hand work.

my pleasure dear, will do my best to see u throuqh...

flow1759:
Everybody sai flow!!!

na the change we dey want...!

flow1759:
Thanks for being a die hard fan.

As a die hard fan, I need you to campaign for me to win Mr Nairaland 2015. ejor!!!!

i give u my word...
I will try my best... SAI FLOW1759 NA THE CHANGE WE DEY WANT...!

"All the M.O.D. Members should wait after the service" The cathecist announced, before the priest mounted the alter with his mas servers.
"May the peace of the lord be unto ya'll" The priest said.
"And be unto thee spirit" The congregation echoed.
"Kutty make we dey go na, dem don dismiss" Kenny informed.
"I never go, u no no say i be M.O.D member and we get meeting." I responded.
"Okay na, make una dey do, make i go cook something for house" Kenny said.
This is one thing that i love about Kenny, he never joked with food, According to one of his usual theory "Food comes first before other things."
"Okay na, no problem, abegg cook the food well ooo." i teased.
"If i like i go cook am without fire, if u like u eat, if u no like u leave am." he teased back as he left for home.
I in other hand left for the meeting arena, when i reached there people have occupied all the northern part of the church, so i have to seat opposite, being southern since west and east side is used as an entrance and exit passage.
The meeting started with our Chairman started given out long speech that i never concentrated on.
Since the meeting started, i have noticed one rounded face chocolate babe with cute dimples sitting opposite me, smilling at me.
I immediately picked interest on her, returning her smile with wink that i considered being sexy by myself whenever our eyes knocked occassionally.
After the chairman finished the speech, our commandant started his own, this makes me more angry, the fact being that our commandant has a way of speaking.
He always speaks as if he is exchanging a word-war with someone whenever he is talking making it so hard for the congregation to understand him.
The meeting has became so boring for me, i was only waiting for the meeting to dismiss, for me to meet this angel who is crushing for me.
"Hi babe am Kutty, whats urx?"
"Hi angel i fit know ur name?"
"Hello pretty plz, can u disclose ur moniker to me." I was reciting the lines i would use when i meets her.
"Stand up let's Share the grace." Our chairman said.
Finally we have dismissed, i rushed outside to wait, so that i will approach her when she comes out, after waiting for a minute or more, she finally comes out.
"Hi pretty, am Kutty a cousin to the late Mr.Odumegwu Ojukwu, may i be permited to know a name of beautiful angel like u?" I approached her with fluent english.
" Hmmmmm... Your name is Kutty...?" she said with a smirk in her face.
"Yes pretty, whats your name please." I asked keenly.
"Your name is Kutty and you are cousin to Ojukwu, anyway am Rita " she responds.
"Waoh thats a beautiful name" I responded biting my lower lip, in what i considered being sexy.
" You say your name is Kutty, and your a cousin to Ojukwu, was that the reason you spread your torn trouser exposing your dirty pink boxer when the meeting was goin on? Did'nt your uncle Ojukwu left enough money to to you people, so that you mend your clothe and wear better boxers.? He fired at me.
"Jeeeez...! Spread my leg? I did...? Ow... My God why did i forgot to cross my leg...? So this is the reason why this girl have being smilling at me or better mocking at me ?" All this was what is going on, on my mind as i instantly became dumb.
She just hissed and and chuckled as she left me dumbfounded.
What a disgrace...!

kitchirpy:
Thronekid, na you bring me here!

Okay, I read two updates actually, but work on your spacing, it gives your work a beauty.
And then when you're using the 'i', it should be in uppercase....let's see how this goes.

noted will upgrade... Tnx d first lady to read and comment on my work... *kiss*

thronekid:
Bro, I never saw this before. I'l read through and get it touch.
I hope to learn a lot from you.

hian...! Learn from me? Who am i wher u are?
Plz am d one learninq from u ooo...

Viewing this topic : Oyezed (m) Ngeela(m) please don't jus view and leave, have ur say... Ur comments are my source of energy to update... Tnx... Happy sunday to ya'll

Apology to my followers for slow update, i will try and make it up to ya'll.
Besides i hav'nt sees some of the taggs like Ogbarmey, Tecno4life, Onemansquad, Stuff46, Cybershow, Thronekid, Divepen, D9ty7, Therock5555, flow1759, Foxyflow, Texanormally, madam Ishilove, please tell me all ur mind on this story, wether to complete it or to leave it...
Happy sunda to ya'all updat dropping at noon...

"Kutty u don prepare finish?" I heard Kenny's voice from outside the next day being sunday morning.
After the gambling incident that occurred the previous day, we begged Chika to refund some of the betted money to Kenny after explaining how he got the money.
After a lenghty pleading with the aid of other guys around, he obliged to give back some of the money to Kenny.
Provided that Kenny will come to there house early morning of sunday to do some house chores which we make a deal.
"No i neva prepare finish ooo... Na now i even take my bath." I responded.
"Howfar na... U don collect the money?" i futher asked.
"Yees ooo... Na thunder go fire that Chika of a guy and im family" My friend Kenny said.
"Hian..! God punish person wey save you from receiving severe beating from that your muscular Nkasi? Wetin he come do u? Abi he commit crime say he refund you some of his money?" i quired.
"Kutty you no go understand, as i reach there, na so that idiot send me make i go clear their toilet, wash their plates and even some of his dirty damaged clothe" He lamented, i just pitied him as i scrambled the hips of clothes on the ground for my boxers.
"Kenny you see my boxers?" I asked him after, searching effortlessly for it.
"You dey mad, u gimme your boxers?" He replied rudely as he left to take his bath.
Anyway i don't blaim him though, he suppose to have that gloomy mood, imagine washing the toilet of the dirty Chika and family that early morning, it would be actually terrible sight to behold.
I continue searching for my boxers in every crooky and cranny of the room, after my search proved abortive, i have no option than to wear back the one that i just wore-off.
I picked the boxers and brought it closer to my nose to know how bad it smelt, it smelt so bad that i nearly throw-up.
"Puuuuah...!" I spat a large quatity of a saliva at our doorway, only for me to design the incoming Kenny with a litre of saliva.
"Chisos...! Kutty why you spat me na? Wetin i do you?" He asked angrily.
I apologised to him, telling him that i did'nt know that his on the way.
Talking about the dirtness of my boxer, it did'nt appeal that am so dirty or lazy to wash my boxer, Hell no! That's not it.
The whole truth is that i only have two boxers, one old pink boxer which i inherited from my father, and another blue boxer which i received as a birthday present from my girl friend, or rather woman friend, when i travelled village last.
I usually do wears the blue boxer only on sunday, and wears the other pink for the other days of the week.
I usually do it this wash the pink on every sunday morning, and wears the blue till evening and change it with pink when it must have dried.
You don't have to blaim me, i learned it from my uncle.
"Guy you never wear clothe finish? I don dey go" I informed Kenny.
"Wait for me make i wear my shoe." he replied as i see him forcing his big feet at the shoe, talking about Kenny's foot he have this kind of foot that you can describes as Gorilla's, supporting it with Big Toes, am sure God is not the One responsible for the mouling of those feet.
I waited for Kenny outside as he locked the door theb we set of to St.Joseph's catholic church Uruagu Nnewi!
The sermon throught the church services went well until when it reached offering time.
"Kutty make we go do offering na" Kenny said.
"Make you dey go, e never reach when i go do my own" I responded as Kenny sets of.
I said this not just that i don't want to go with my friend Kenny, but because that i want to showcase the New White Suit, i borrowed from Tony.
I waited until the last set peope comes out for offering, then i joined them, making sure that i was the last person.
"Chineke... Nna deme , deme, chineke nna... Deme... I mela!" Was what the band groups are echoing, interpreted in Ibos as tho: " Thank You, Father thank you lord... E.t.c.
I was raising my foots so high not even minding wether its is corresponding with the rhyme, i just want to make sure that everyone sees my new shoe including my crush "Rose."
I reached the offering box and puts my folded palm to the box dropping nothing.
Yes... Don't be suprised i have used this system for some times, i just prays God never find out.
As we are returning back to our seat, i continue raising up my legs this time around, more higher like am learning Kun Fu, all of a sudden...
"Prrraaaaaah" Shitup my Trouser have torned, what am i going to do now? All the eyes of the congregation are on me.
After thinking of what to do, i instatntly decided to use Dogwalk...!
Don't ask me what it meant, just get a dog and watch it closely.
"Kutty why you dey waka like this? " My friend Kenny asked.
"Nothing i just dey praticse on how to waka, wen i go for bauty pegeant award." I responded straight faced.
He just laughed, i seated with my leg crossed through out the rest of the sermon.

Gud work mr flow1759 am a die-hard fan of u...

GeneralQuamdeen:
when rehabilitating yourself, you have to touch your spelling skills, punctuation and you should note your use of concord.

noted. Tnx for followind... Will make it up to ya... Ppl

GeneralQuamdeen:
when rehabilitating yourself, you have to touch your spelling skills, punctuation and you should note your use of concord.

noted. Tnx for followind... Will make it up to ya...