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Lol, not only you, i av a buddy who has dat as a surname too...

Macelliot:
Hey guy! Why you dey mention my "Surname"?

"Honey can you come and keep me companion outside." Nkasi called refering to Kenny, after we returned from market.
Yes, after the temple run with the northen cyclist, we decided to complete the rest of the journey by trekking, since the distance is no longer much.
"Okay, i dey come." Kenny replied, and left to our veranda which serves as a kitchen for us to assist his girl, leaving only me alone inside.
"Aaaaaaaaw...."i yawned, hunger has alredy started conversation with me.
I totally becamed bored, as a result of the loneliness am facing inside, was still trying to fix me self on something, when the mighty hand of sleep swept me off my thought.
"Kutty darling, what would i do for you so that you accept me as your lover?" Rose asked.
"I don't love you, just get that into your head." I barked, pretending embrassed.
Albeit, Rose have been my crush, but i just pretended as if i don't have any feeling for her.
"Please darlin, my heart beats for you, echoing your name, anytime i set my eyes on your handsome face." She pleaded on.
This turned me on, i love it when lady confessed that am hansome, all thanks to my lovely parents who met theirselves beautiful and hansomess respectively.
I smilled at her revealing my gap tooth.
"You say you love me, and you will do anything for me?" I asked her.
"Yes, my love i will, including killing myself for you." She speaked like someone under the infuluence of expired gin.
"How can you vow to kill yourself for someone who you don't even know wether he loves you?" I wondered inwardly.
"Okay, i want you to kiss me." i placed my order.
"Only that?" She quired.
"Yes only that, is it too muh to ask of?" I asked.
"No darling, i will just do that, just close your eyes" She requested, and i obeyed.
"Mmmmmm...." was the heavenly moan, that i gutted out when her lips knocked mine.
"Jeez, this gurl get sweet lips ooo."I nearly screamed.
She continue showering me with a french kiss, and returned it with careressing her sexy builted body.
She in other hand, left my lips and advanced down my thigh, she brought it out and put it in his mouth.
"What is this girl doing? Does she want to bit off my preek? Was she a vampire?" This are the question pondering my mind as i briefly commit my safety into hands of God, not minding what am into, my once cathecism teacher taught me some years ago that God answers prayer in any condition.
I stylishly perfomed the sign of cross on my laps, not minding to do it as instructed by the Roman catholic orders.
She inserted my John Thomas into her mouth and set to action, was enjoying the pleasure when all of a sudden she start biting it,i thought it was the part of the action but the biting rate increased.
"My preek ooo, my preek ooo." i shouted as i looked into her eyes and sees that her eyes have changed from it's normal colour to red.
"My preek ooo, my preek ooo!." i continue shouting as i waked up, still filling something biting me in my down side.
I jumped outside to see Kenny and his girl enjoying there meal.
"My preeek ooo!" i continue shouting as whatever that is biting me increase it's biting rate to highest degree celsius.
"Wetin do your preek." Kenny quired, running to my aid.
"Na that girl Rose , Rose dey my preek." I speaks glibbrishly.
Kenny and Nkasi bursted into laughter at what i speaked, but that does not stop him from inserting his hand into my shots, and behold there is a big COCROACH. With a big head.
"So na this bastard , they torment me and my John Thomas abi?" I asked angrily as i crushed the poor thing into pieces.
"Hahahahahaha, so na this be the Rose." Kenny asked as he countinues laughing.
I ignored him as, do a sign of cross thanking God that it was all a dream.
Something still kept on wondering me, FOOD! Yes, food, am farmished...
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stuff46:
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