₦airaland Forum

I'll strongly advise that u kick your self out ASAP ...

AlphikkaTech:
Amaechi dey cash out from this government big time. No wonder he has been quiet for years now.

Abi maybe his been busy commissioning and inspecting train station's lol

Lattop:
They should have give Mr Amaechi is share and he would have kept mum

You too get sense ...

Asahafa ....

Mumu talk ... Eye service ... Wel done we don see your popsy na ...

owobokiri:
He had to fly in yesterday so he will be able to "sleep over and pay homage to emir of Zazzau (goodluck pronouncing that towns name without biting your tongue)" BEFORE attending the PoP.
Nobody knows when tragedy will strike, but since this happened, I have always thought that as a supposedly busy Army chief directing "war efforts" in multiple fronts. , he could have flown to Kaduna today, finished with the PoP whatever before noon and get back to his desk for sundry matters before the end of the day...

Why the homage to the overdressed and highly useless emir? What is the essence of the homage to these funny looking emirs? Are they the local garrison commanders?? The time Burutai mowed down hundreds of shites in Zaria few years ago, he was also on his way to pay homage to the emir of Zaria! These are top military officers and not politicians or local Chiefs. What are they always doing with all these moribund emirs?

This shiii is way bigger than any of us, i also can't seem to phantom it all ... So much going on that none of us know about ... God helps us all... Peace to the world ...

AGNESikpuNNU:
The lying one with wrinkled pvssy face. Nigeria has suffered enough.

Wrinkled wah .... Loool

Wel done ...

avrilwisedata:

A step in the right direction

Lmao

Why kill a monkey? What else do u wana do with the meat? Jeeez cmon, these are mother nature now ...

PlayMaker14:
Read the last paragraph and take note of the part where the son of a renowned Bama Businessman is also a top ranked member of the terrorist group....


Now, tell me why terrorism and banditry will not flourish in the North when a renowned Bama Businessman son is a bonafide member of the sect?

Tell me why terrorism and banditry will not flourish when we have an Al-Queda loving Isa Pantami as Minister of Communication?

You see... The Northerners are their own problem and they're cool with these guys killing them.

I given up already ...

Racoon:
When they were supposed to hold the dullard to his failed constitutional responsibility they played politics even apologising to him for daring to inviting him to appear & address the house.Now the shit have hit hard home hard.Any of the NASS or the military should do the needful or let nature take its course.But it is known that both are in the pocket of the executive.

Racoon you hit it right ... I recall, they danced arnd it and then died the matter ... Omo naija is in a mess, anything can happen any moment from now .... Stay woke all ...

BigSarah:
After The Ramadan fast or probably democracy day, they're going to hit Nigerians with the new price.

Yeah i see that one comin tew ...

Teibaba:
They should just make it 500

So that we can get to wherever we are going quick

Lmaoooooooooooo

Failed country ...

Naija is already dead country ... Take it or leave it ...

Getting closer by the day ...

Baba just dey your dey oo, becos this your trip down here might be pointless o ...

This could lead to a Serious ethnic war ...

Can u imagine? If this is actually true, dumbest mistake ever ... Don't they communicate with the group troops? Who gets to shoot at his own men? What happened to the use of flares, to identify their location ... Omo naija is neck deep in hot shiiiiiittttt ... Im out ...

Parachoko:
I feel this man should resign.

Simple ... Inside his tryna defend what peeps already know ... "Truly power is intoxicating"

BafanaBafana:
We have an IGP for the first time who is actually doing something.
The immediate past IGP might be the worst I've ever known. Even though he was from Interpol, the man behaved like he has never traveled outside Nigeria. Very local somebody Adamu is.

Brother u dey para gan o, see as u enter former I.G, bro carry on o, that Adamu guy just be like dummy sef ...

Omo omo omo omo ... This life no fit ever balance sha ...

lekki1444:
cheers mate

off with your ead mate

Oi mate ...

damosky12:
Oga calm down. Don't take life too seriously.

This is obviously a joke (or skit) from the trendy "cut soap for me" phrase.

Give yourself a break. Buy cold Pepsi 150 naira, sit down, and relax.

Make him add gala join the pepsi now ... *strolls away*

2shaw:
The fuc k. Wherever u find yourself pls stay put till 7.20am at least.make everywhere bright small. Stop walking in the dark or early morning jugging. Wait till 7am at least.pls

Well said ... Thank u

CheedyJ:
I stopped my early morning jogging because of those stewpid boys, they are everywhere and if dem catch you , you’re a goner ..RIP

Exactly ... It's that bad ... They're everywhere ... Get a skipping rope, to enable u kip up ...

PrimadonnaO:
Till date, there's a friend I could never tell that she had a smelly mouth. It always smelled like fowl dung.

Many times, I considered printing it on a paper and stylishly dropping it in her bag, but the fear of her realising it was me didn't let me go through with the plan. I didn't want the awkwardness that would follow after.

Haven't seen her in three years... I wonder if her mouth still smells badly.

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Because of that babe I couldn't help, I promised myself I'll never keep quiet if I knew someone who had a smelly mouth or BO.

That's how fine nice- smelling (he smells like his perfume costs a 100k!) Jide who worked in a bank close to my office started chyking me.
But he had the nastiest breath ever. I just couldn't believe it. I kept making excuses for him.

Maybe he sits in his office all day without talking.
Maybe he has a bad cough...
Maybe he ate a foul-smelling food.

But omo, the breath was nasty like that everyday.

One day we went to Rhapsody. And when I got home, I texted him that he had a smelly breath and should consider going to the hospital.

Oga never talked to me till this day. This was in 2018!

Oooh damn,

Abascoh:
Nigerian police are experts in flying fence whenever the chips are down.

Them fly fence pass boiz wey dey street sef ...

Omo we're bleeped in this country o

SpatialKing:
Which one is unscheduled visit to hospital again?

We should be reading General Leo leads unscheduled assault to various Boko Haram camps

I swear mehn, them just dey do mumu high service here and there ...

LauraClasikVibe:
why you laughing?

Was just laughn at Your expression ... And the topic, funny but true ...