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Are this not signs of bumps?

Not sure they can be sexually transmitted... But again wat do I know I always use condoms even if its my gf infact I don't enjoy sex when I'm not using condoms...that's how bad it can get.

Cultivate d habits of using condoms...when I was working in a hospital I saw alot

aumeehn:
We don't need Keane at Untd, send OLE! away and 99% of our problems will go away.

its a good thing ur opinion is irrelevant

Tournament for bad governance

I like wike he's a very proactive leader....that's one of the reason I can't live in porthacout...I hate cultism.

I just wish der was a law in place to jail cultist for atlist 20yrs...that will serve as a deterrent.

Confirmedzombie:
How I wish Wike can be transferred to the SE

This man will uproot and dislodge ipobs just as he did in oyigbo.

Any ipobs seen in my area in Port Harcourt is already a goner

Ipobs are free to burn the SE but Rivers state is a no go area for them.

I want to also let all ipobs doing biz in Rivers state that if you shut your shop on May 30th and sit at home, just forget about that shop cos it will never be opened again.

Even if an ipob member is sick on May 30th, carry the sickness and go to your shop or forget that shop.

We are mobilising our youths to take over any shop not opened on May 30th.

You are free to shut your shops in the SE but not in Rivers state.

u r a dumb fvck....in as much as I don't support the ipob thing...

Anybody and anyone has d right to observe whatever they want...there sit at home did not affect u...u threatening people with locking there shop or water makes u look authoritarian and we don't do that here....people have rights so shut the hell up with ur useless and and dumb threat u must b a criminal for planning to take over people's property...

And for that I don't like u...I know u r a nobody and ur threat is empty but I still don't like u

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FG should Merge Agencies with immediate effects, to save our darling country lots of billionsbeing wasted (it's overdue) and leave Civil Servants salaries alone..... Okay?



HOW NIGERIA CAN PAY MINIMUM WAGE COMFORTABLY..........


1. Abolish SECURITY VOTE in NIGERIA. Nigeria will pay N45,000 minimum wage comfortably.

2. a) Abolish CONSTITUENCY PROJECT FUNDS
b) Reduce number of ADVISERS to SENATE PRES(2), HOUSE SPEAKER(2), GOVs(4), PRESIDENT(5), VP(2)
c) Reduce current ALL Political Office Holders PAY CHEQUES by 51.5%, without exception
d) Do away with special remuneration to POLITICAL ADVISERS & PUBLIC SERVANTS e.g; Purchase of Private Vehicles, Houses, granting Govt paid Vacations, paying for 1st & Business Class Transportations, etc, etc...
e) Abolish payment of OVERSEAS MEDICAL BILLS for Political Office Holders.
f) Eliminate PRIVATE PRACTICE in public workforce
g) Eliminate participation of Public Workforce in Partisan Politics.
h) Institute EMPLOYMENT BY MERIT, and eliminate UNDEREMPLOYMENT.
i) Review and eliminate allocation of Govt paid POLITICAL AIDES & SUPPORT STAFF to Political Office Holders.

With (1) + (2) Nigeria would pay a minimum wage of N65,000 comfortably

3. Move Nigeria MORE to Private Sector Driven Economy
a) Privatise ALL of Federal Govt PARASTATALS & reduce Federal Direct Funded AGENCIES to 68% of the present.
b) Privatise ALL of STATE Govt PARASTATALS & reduce State Direct Funded AGENCIES to 19% of the present.
c) Reduce current DIRECT LABOUR JOB participation by 49%
d) Encourage more Working Hours until Nigeria economic stabilizes
e) Discourage UNIONISM in Public Workforce

With (1) + (2) + (3), Nigeria would pay a minimum wage of N101,500 comfortably.


4) Institute DEATH PENALTY to proven THEFT OF PUBLIC FUNDS no matter how little, and LIFE Jail Sentences for COLLABORATORS.

With (1) + (2) + (3) & (4), Nigeria would pay a minimum wage of N203,500 comfortably.

GOD BLESS NIGERIA
END OF DISCUSSION!



Chioma Adichie,
We are highly honour that your very first and only comment after 1 Year and 9 months of joining Nairaland is to 'totally endorse' one of our posts.
That means a lot.
A better Nigeria is all we want.
God bless you ma!

so u know all this and u cannot embark on a campaign to make ur Darling daddy and his useless party to implement this instead u r all over the internet supporting and defending there bad policies and poor leadership...


I'm seriously fighting d urge not to insult u...a part of me just wants to call u a big *dum full*

sharpwriter:
It is okay. When iron touches iron, one would bend. Meanwhile, prepare, because something is coming.

When that which is coming is done, you can go and make your tent with those named by Flora Shaw!

wat is going to come again that we have not seen?

I hope u r not praying for more violence...war is not something u pray for ...ask Syria and libya

So many kidnaps that are still unreported... I'm tired of saying which way Nigeria?

sharpwriter:
I don't know if you are a northerner, if yes, I would understand your point and stance. But if you are a southerner saying this, then you need to go do more research about how your beloved Nigeria was formed.

Someone like you would like to demand respect from the whites; seriously? When it was a white foreigner that gathered different nationalities together and named them Nigerians. The name didn't even come from any of the languages residing in the country.

When the amalgamation came in 1914, how many indigenous people were in the know of what was happening? So you didn't know that the vast innocent unsuspecting illiterate people were gathered like animals being reared in a forest against their will.

You as a person may not know that 28 individuals signed the amalgamation in which 22 are white foreigners, then 3 northern elites (borno, Kano and sokoto) while we also have one yoruba king and a lawyer, then a Calabar elite king or so.

Now, is this right? Where is the respect to the indigenes? They left seeing that southerners are intelligent and for us not to be able to compete with them in future, they gave leadership to the north who sees it as their right.


Someone like you may not know that till today, Nigeria pays a certain percent in range of millions of dollars if not billion to the UK yearly, for what?

Someone like you may not know that the UK government are in connivance with our government to stop the agitation for Biafra and the Yoruba nation; why? If not that they are benefitting from the unholy marriage they instituted about a hundred years plus ago.

The Igbo population alone is more than the Scandinavian countries altogether and they are doing well as the happiest countries having different national boundaries despite having cultural and historical ties together.

But Yorubas, Igbos and hausa fulanis who don't have ties are those you want to be together in a quagmire and you're talking about development.

That your development is a pipe dream especially with the 1999 constitution. The meaning is that you will always run to overseas to see the development you expect in a pseudo country called Nigeria.

*propaganda* seriously wat do u people gain in spreading lies ..how much does Nigeria have to pay Britain yearly for wat...

U talked about a whole lot of issues some lies and some truthful... Nigeria now is a free country and can do whatever they like..

Even America as great as it is...was ones colonised ....we have been existing b4 until u guys brought buhari to employ his divisive policies...Nigeria as a country is not working...

But I mean maintain we r better as one than divided.... If the black Americans or south Africans decide to divide and form der own county do u think America and south Africa will b were they r today?

And I'm from d south if u must know...I don't see anyone as my enemy and I believe in a united and better Nigeria bcus we r all Africans...

Rebuff them....send them a mail...tell them do u know who I am?... U can not do anything...


I will destroy u...u r nothing but a dead rat...send it to them and thank me later

sharpwriter:
Always Sentiments. Potentials indeed. Better together indeed like European countries abi? Even your colonial masters have autonomous government in 4 places.

always pessimist.... Wat issue do u have with being united ?

Countries that have divided wat did day gain how long did it take dem to gain sustainability and how many actually got that?

Things are bad I agree but I'm sure u were among those that voted buhari...

Nigeria is better united than divided... We just need to renegotiate the terms

Even if they plan to take over they will still deny....trust me if the see opportunity they will... I don't trust African military leaders...


Meanwhile I don't know if Nigeria will survive til d end of Mr incompetence tenure....but I pray we do...we r better together than divided just wish we had a sensible and good leader....Nigeria has d potentials to b a great country

nairalee:
Deadpool is by far the funniest super hero comic. The guy na legit mumu. Dunno what runs through Ryan Reynolds brains

I swear deadpool is a funny character.... I've watched d movie more than 5x and its always funny...

Ryan Reynolds is such a fantastic actor he does it for me every time... Just wish they would make another deadpool

Tinubuadvocate:
Tinubu a good administrator he knows everything about governance this is the time we need him to consolidate on the achievements of president Buhari.

Asiwaju government will really benefit Youths we need him to lead this country.

consolidate on wat achievement pls ?

is it on d daily killings of citizens or on the bad economy...

wat is he going to consolidate on

I just imagine u should b an illiterate but if u went to sch and u r still sounding this way then I'm sorry for u....ur education is a waste.

and just so u know ...u r not different from buhari ...u and ur kind are part of the problems we have in this country

Which kind mumu blogger b dis ...u no wetin b private jet?


How much commedy day pay...she funny pass backet mouth or I go die...see I no wan vex for u this morning.. Better mind urself

Commander ikonso....

Which military sch e go? Which warship e day command?

Next now nah field marshal dem go call I'm ...ipob and stupidity..

But I love wat they r doing to buhari I just hope it doesn't turn back and bite dem in d ass

Bring ur 12k lemme give u good charger and earpiece....

If u add 1k I fit give u porch

The evil the north created is biting dem in d ass....my only issue is that the bite is also affecting other parts of the country..


We are very religious we pray to God yet we are suffering the most.

And there is no help in sight...God bless those that brought buhari to us...I sincerely hope u all find happiness

post=101241812:
SECONDED!!!

who ask u?

Seconded ni secondus ko

poiZon:
Iya...
Iyaiiii

confirm

This is beautiful ...I'm proud to come from this great land... A land of promise..


Akwa ibom isongo !!!

Sebastine1994:
I type this with a heavy heart. Very heavy.

Look at what we have become, look at what a so called role model is saying. It means you are indirectly endorsing Yahoo boys.

I believe there are boys on the street who can play ten times better than this nit wit. but mother luck did not smile on them.

Mind what you are indirectly endorsing with your mouth and fingers ,. it may come back to haunt you

for the idiots below me who call this a joke. Must you joke with everything. Start joking when dangote crush people and see what happens.

That is why I like the Muslim sometimes, you cannot joke with their religion, it's an unwritten rule. you can't joke with Allah the way christains joke with God.


Think of the millions of youth this man has an influence on. think of how some of our useless slangs become popular. think brethren, think

take ur stupid heavy heart out of here....


No b dem put u for d condition u day...nobody send u go vote buhari

folabayo:
What did u see on my d.p.
What if am a dude like u

he's talking about ur big oranges ....I saw that too and I like them too

Biglittlelois:
One man can make a difference, who will it be, for Nigeria?

buhari can....but the question is ...will it b good or bad.

We all know d answer

Lexusgs430:
Eyinba would soon sign him.....

Like Kano pillars signed Musa......

ur brain is full of sh!t

Wat if he's using those guns to protect his people against headsmen..


But Benue state is one of the most unsafe state...headsmen, cultism and kidnapping...


I don't know who to blame....apart from the man in aso rock

helinues:




Gbam, anything less than that, we can conclude that FG itself na the sponsor of the Boko Haram

chief zombie how can u accuse the fed govt of sponsoring book haram

I thought they were d best thing after hot okpa

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??

Nobody has ever died from ingesting too much marijuana.

but u can go mental from ingesting too much....one example of a mental case is u

I Love this...they should also go against Fulani headsmen in same proportion...


We r living in trying times...

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When you fight Terrorism, Terrorism fights back.

We Must Continue Fighting Terrorism as Relentlessly as the Coronavirus.

Nigeria and Africa at large, should continue to pursue terrorists and fight terrorism like we are now fighting the coronavirus: relentlessly, creatively, and coherently.
There’s no miracle drug for stopping terrorism.
The best offense for the terrorist contagion is to continue the aggressive treatment that has inoculated the United States from a major terrorist attack since 9/11. Counterterrorism policy prescriptions must be complemented by capable foreign partners and sound operational work overseas — meaning gritty intelligence collection, surveillance, special operations, and especially the surgical targeting of terrorists.

Nigeria, Africa and the world at large will win this war.

RIP Great man.

We wish your son all the very best in the battles ahead.
We shall ALL overcome.

how many terrorism have u fought?


Issa pantami is he not a terrorist? Is he still not in power... A day will come were d fire u r blowing will consume u..

I just pray u and ur family are safe from the jaws of terrorism just like d rest of the population are