₦airaland Forum

judetov2:
imaging I am the older brother of the boy and I came back and saw this shit.... I will just pick one gal to my room and leave the rest for him.

to do wat?

U r one of the worst thing to happen to this country after buhari

People dat steal weapons and kill security agents can also Robb banks and hoist there flags...


I've always known this low budget terrorist are of no good...but I don't blame dem.


Buahari has bleeped Nigeria up...now every dick and tom thinks they can carry arms against d state

YunqTee:
them nor born am well make he nor finish the story

E must complete d story

Hugomexis:
I don't really like to reply you nairaland ogbomsosho sherlock holmes

As for your first question,which real nigga doesn't keep a condom in his wallet?


As for your second question,I'm sure you read where I said I bought two bottles of coke.Can't your dumb brain tell you those bottles of coke were put inside a nylon?

As for your third question,I used my phone to order one trip while she used hers to order for her own trip but I paid for both

even though I agree with everybody DAT ur story is a deeper lie....but that ogbomosho Sherlock Holmes thing h said got me rolling on d floor with laughter...


But next time if u want to lie...think deep...u should have left that sex in d cinema part out of it...nobody will believe u......u should have just said u fingered her...people might buy it...

A lot of people finger in d cinema... And I'm one of dem

This shit got me laughing hard...I can relate to this had a similar experience back in sch...

That's guy DAT said its a fake story is a slowpoke...this things happen everyday...


And op come and finish d story...I want to know if u and ur friend threaten to throw her out of the house at 12 am.....that was how my own story ended ...

Good old days

Onogiede:
u are just like ur incompetent president with a wide mouth

u are just as lifeless as ur president with no brain

Xylozinna:
The guy and iheanacho have been scoring consistently

define consistence....


Osimhen has not really lived up to expectations for Napoli...u can ask gathuso and d club president.


But on iheanacho I will have to agree wit u

Wat of 1 2 and 3 abi dem no get DAT one?


Would have loved to join the Nigerian army but this is not d time to die...I never really enjoy my life...that been said...not joining can also kill u...


U r not safe in this buhari Nigeria ....everything and everyone wants to kill u...

I just wish things were better...i would have to see Nigeria divided I'm a big supporter of one Nigeria...

sty1es:
That one no be bow leg, na k-leg. Bow leg na the kind of leg footballers dey get.

dis one bow.....k leg nah d leg way d two kegs d b like each other

MansoryMX:
Foolish coach! You pack defenders full game to play midfield and also defend. What do you expect !

nah so u sabi coach naim premier leaque never contact u...


All this online coaches

Nah wah ooo...who send u go do this research...


Nah bow leg we day call I'm or bend bend leg....

Actually there was a time I had this weird fetish for girls with k-leg...I felt der vjay was naturally open and would be good for penetration...

Back in sch I was passing this ashi house and I saw one seriously bow leg ashi....I had to go back and look for her but b4 I reach DAT night customer don carry I'm ...so it wasn't just me...I later staff d girl shaa and I regret bcus she just day day complain say I go tear her leg.....u get bow leg u no still wan open Toto well ....wetin day wory u

U were writing exams on pathways and u were still blocking the man's way with ur small bumbum

Lols...as if Nigeria is a well organized country that will take ur votes into consideration...


U vote or u don't vote...it changes nothing...herdsmen got that place already

blesoh:
My husband refused to teach me even after i finished my driving lesson , his friend is the one brushing me up again, by this week i should be free God help me
The first day was scary we almost entered a gutter, i had to match the brakes quickly.
I can only use gear 1 and two for now, i hate manual cars

his friend ...

Ok

Hope say we no go read ur husband version of the story months later on top Nairaland

blesoh:
My husband refused to teach me even after i finished my driving lesson , his friend is the one brushing me up again, by this week i should be free God help me
The first day was scary we almost entered a gutter, i had to match the brakes quickly.
I can only use gear 1 and two for now, i hate manual cars

his friend ...

Ok

Litmus:
Nairaland possibly did more to facilitate hate among Nigerians than Buhari did. Political leadership in Nigeria has always been riven by nepotism, tribal affiliations etc. The main divergence between the past, even under the military, and now is the advent of social media.

Nigerians never hated one another on the ground. Social media gave those that eye Nigeria with envy opportunity to manipulate Nigerians, using tools that have always worked to break black people and make then useless and ready for exploitation by the rest of the world. This time black people helped whites to attack Nigeria and Nigerians in the age-old ways.

stop blaming people for ur own misfortune... I think I read that in a book...

If buhari did not show hatred towards other tribes then surely no one would take advantage of anything...

Buhari should have been a leader for all Nigerians instead of being sectional leader....its terrible things r really bad....

Buhari has bleeped this country up....everywhere insurgents....


I pray to see the Nigeria of 2000 were everywhere was peaceful.... Nothing like tribal hatred....


I hope those dat voted for him are happy now ..see wat u brought to us

Iloveafrica:
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post of 2019 helped me in 2021....feels like going back in time to get a solution


Thanks op ...

[quote author= post=100535976]A better Nigeria is all we want not all these political shenanigans and political prostitutes.[/quote]I thought Nigeria was better already... Thanks to ur Darling daddy...

[quote author= post=100534567]Football is life mehn.


Massive.

The stone the builders rejected has become the cornerstone.

If you know, you know.... [/quote]shut d Bleep up

Nobody asked u...

Y would he wear a blue bag to Manchester.... He's sending signals bro...

He's ready to be there bitvch for d right amount

Ebuka78:
Don't be deceived. The same person wrote that answer and marked it.

Observe the writings. Same way he wrote letter "S" and letter "W."

The first three people to comment have been deceived.

I stand with this fashola Holmes.... If u believe this fiction then I'm sorry for u..my have been deceived

Y is the picture not loading??...I'm not seeing any picture of there own crash site...book haram showed us there... Let's assume book guys were lying...


The air force should show us there's I really want to believe there own version of the story...

Or do they expect us to take there words for it with no evidence?... Not all of us are APC dullards

While panda is d official animal of d Chinese people...


A certain animal is seen as d symbol and more important than d lives of the rest of the citizen...


That animal is common cow people eat everyday... Shame on buhari

Brayss:
The money he could have used to start a roll over of 10 odd
DAY 1. 300 X 10 =3000
DAY 2. 3000 X 10 =30,000
DAY 3. 30,000 X 10 =300,000
DAY 4. 300,000 X 10 =3M

so person go use 300,000 play 10 odds...when ordinary 2odds day cut...


My guy play 1.12 odds wit 10k e cut.


Nah 10 odds person go play wit 300k


Even u self no go do I'm

yenereal:
Yes I am. Idioke.

OK nice meeting u....ayen eka

yenereal:


Cane rat is the name. It is edible to some people.
We call it "ayod".

wao ...ayod....r u from akwa ibom?


If u r ...abadie....?

Does buhari know d meaning of bvn?


Wat policy has he successfully enacted in his tenure...

OK I forgot he brought more killings to Nigerian and poor leadership

This is not new now...Americans fly there planes also to Russian airspace and then they get chased out....they do this to each oda ones a week or month..


This r nuclear countries having fun with each oda...they r getting intimate with each oda b4 the really fucking starts...


But when it starts I don't think there will b this kind of play...it will b a matter of who gets to throw the most nuke...


I wish I was a citizen of this great countries... But here I I'm stuck with buhari and his APC people...


And they keep fvcking me analy...and I hate it

LegalRambles:
Ilegendd has come again,

I'm a big fan

After Nwaamaikpe
Gofront
Slawomiir

You're next

Now to the issue on the ground. Since you trust your friend. Give him the required time to deliver the product. If he fails to deliver then you can now take action. Happy Easter Sunday.

I stopped reading when I saw manna as ur legend...


I just imagine someone who has manna or whatever name he goes by as his legend is a dumb fvck to me

Emu4u2c:
The Man can’t even talk to putin’s Dog

exactly...lolx