₦airaland Forum

symbianDON:
Zenith bank app is so in the stone age!! Ordinary transaction receipt, you can't generate in the app!! Seriously? In 2026?? No be small thing o! Even the Vulte app being ridiculed here is way better than zenith mobile app.

TheBizGenius:
Assumption 1:
Zenith bank deducts N100/week on every account it has.
Truth:
This is impossible because everyone in Nigeria would have escalated it in this age of social media.

Assumption 2:
They have a base of 3 million active accounts that they can withdraw N100/week from, without the owners of the accounts complaining.
Truth:
Impossible. This would include market women, petty traders and old retirees who see N400 leaving their accounts monthly without explanations.

Assumption 3:
It is because of this N100/week theft that they can declare the N2.5tn revenue.
Truth:
Even if they "steal" N300m/week from every account, this equals N1.2bn/month or N14.4bn/year.

That amount is 0.576% (not up to 1%) of the N2.5tn that was declared. So, your N100/week theft couldn't have added significantly to their bottom line.

I said this because your statement may trigger other people negatively. It's often a poverty worldview that makes the poorest among us to believe that the richest among us got there because they are thieves.

Please, follow this calculation and see if you won't think of doing a retraction of the comment you posted.

Efuaye:
Would they listen to her, people suffering from Stockholm syndrome?

EdoFirstBorn:
No I am not , I just don't suffer fools nor do I encourage indulging them.

These people decided of their own freewill toess up their lives due to selfishness.

These people are self absorbed, self centered, delusional immature adult babies. They care about nothing or anyone but their addiction. If they cared about even just their parents do you think they will be addicts today? No they won't !!

But these lesser humans decided to ruin their lives and now they want advise and sympathy. Look at that one boasting about having been to rehab 5 times!! Imagine that idiot. It's it's parents paying for the rehab o, but the demon is wasting the money . These addicts are not human beings and don't deserve any pity. They sooner turn violent if you don't give them the money for their drugs. If your wife or gf is an addict be certain she will give you HIV or HeP.C or B
She will open her legs for every single drug seller who is willing to give her drugs for a fück.. the lady who Wrote doesn't want to tell you the dark aspects. She has süvked different dìcks just to get a line of ice.

She has been bleeped by every okada and keke rider In her neighbourhood who goes to pick drugs for her. Every dealer in her area has infecte dher with STDs . Don't waste your pity on these living corpses , ignore the idiots and move on

Cc Candidlady

LINTUNE:
stop sounding so stupid...the way you are going on this gender war stuff, it will be foolish of u if u ever consider settling down with a man in posterity....u better marry ur fellow woman, don't even consider men in ur life,ur bitterness towards men is just too much that automatically, the universe will definitely prevent u from having men in ur life, even sons...

sapphiere:
Never keep your girlchild with any man not even her father.

cc BRATISLAVA

Michelle55:
she wants you to buy the cow now since the milk you were sucking is dried up, kuku close eyes buy the full cow bro.

Never mess with anyone's girl as long as she's engaged or married, those kind of ladies comes with lots of ill lucks. They will make you feel important only to leave you hanging at the dying minute because they've got a good option to fall back on, when you make yourself readily available for them, my brother you are a goner. You are simply an option and never a priority!

Seems like the main guy has called off the so called engagement and you are the next available person for marriage hence her decision to come to you, run make your legs dey touch your head bro. No gree oh!

Any girl that finds it easy to make out with another man when she's truly engaged can't be trusted nor wifed, lest I forget you are so cheap to have agreed in the first place. Naso the toto sweet you reach you no even fear sha, your fellow man babe naim you get liver dey lash laidat cum still open mouth waaaaa dey yarn am for public.

PS: food wey you no wan eat, no smell am!
Sort yourself out because when you both were doing acrobatic styles we weren't there sir

2cribz:
Lol.u dey do fine boy.u go broke. No send am away.i had one babe like dat na me run.she like food. Is lazy,proud arrogant,daft.i made sure i sexed her hardest .i will never marry under 22 to 27.they are still in prime n want 2 explore

Alexgman1:
She even knw where i hide my key incase am not around and there is light.

olaboy33:
This is not a wise decision to me.

They corps members have been in camp close to two weeks now before the third corona case was detected in Lagos.

They are safer in camp than being outside for now when authorities are still trying to trace those who made contacts with the lady who tested positive.

This is very unnecessary and would cause avoidable panic.

edoman2016:
He doesn't tell me directly that he wants to have sex with his female friend in my apartment. He will just tell me they want to cuddle only. What he does is that he will flush the used condoms in the toilet and keep the condom pack into his pocket when leaving so that I won't notice.

Yesterday, he flush the used condoms after he was done with the girl but forgot to keep the condom pack hidden under my sofa. When I was mopping this morning, I saw it and opened it. I saw two condoms used up but remaining one n the condom pack. When I called him this morning about the condom pack, he denied it. But I know it's from him because he took it from my bedroom. And it's the only condom remaining in my bedroom.

TheArticleNG:
An Holland-based Nigerian political aspirant, Monica who seems to be campaigning for next year presidential election says she is going to bring back terrorism to Nigeria in an online video she shared.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfav19ajm_I


http://www.gistlivepro.com/2018/03/28/i-will-bring-back-terrorism-to-nigeria-lady-2019-presidential-aspirant-says

Realsman405:
www.dailytrust.com.ng/-i-fall-ill-because-my-husband-starved-me-of-sex.html

LadySarah:
All in all water is good,i've seen its wonders in my life.The key to everything is moderation

pocohantas:
Her boobies...never forget this next time.