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AND SO IT BEGINS

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Nuruddeen777:
NNPC BOARD UNDER FORMER PRESIDENT
GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN...GEJ
BOARD CHAIRMAN-MRS. DIZIENI- SOUTH
BUKAR ABDULLAHI .NORTH.
STEVEN ORASANYA. SOUTH.
OLUSEGUN OKUNU. SOUTH WEST
DANIEL WADZANI. SOUTH NORTH CENTRAL
BENARD O.N OTTI. SOUTH EAST.
PETER NMADU. SOUTH. EAST
TAYE HARUNA. SOUTH WEST
NEWLY RECONSTITUTED NNPC BOARD UNDER
PRESIDENT M.BUHARI.
BOARD CHAIRMAN, IBE KACHIKWU - SOUTH.
KACALA M. BARU. NORTH
MAHMUD DUTSE. NORTH
ABBA KYARI. NORTH
THOMAS JOHN. SOUTH WEST
PIUS O. AKIN. SOUTH WEST
TAJUDEEN UMAR. SOUTH NORTH CENTRAL
LAWAL MOHAMMED. NORTH
YUSUF LAWAL. NORTH

YOU ARE HILARIOUSLY STÛPID. HONESTLY

Mekzyzeus:
Maka why??
Okay..but tease the hell outta him!! As economy bad like this, why person go dey date a dimwit

sure.... the guy hasnt heard the last of it.... i dey alwayz yab am anytime boys meet to kiss bottles..
and believe me this is d least of my guys fuçkûps..
the guys woman fuçkùps is legendary

Mekzyzeus:
Ya right though........But....
Abeg give her "instagram likes and few mentions" and she be drooling over you!

hahahahaha... abi oooo

Mekzyzeus:
You mean vegetable leaves .??

Sorry.. I just couldn't resist!
But seriously, where rose dey for 9ja?

rose dey grow for 9ja some specie though..
my favourite is lady of the night... she releases very pleasant fragrance everymorning just before the morning sun hits it....

Mekzyzeus:
Gbamest !!!
But..you for charge am oh!!.. atleast for his stupidity of dating a slowpoke dimwit

hahahaa... wetin i for do..... dats what friends are for

it depends largely on the upbringing of the girl.. if she comes from an exposed and multicultural background...maybe she or her siblings are oppurtuned to travel to the us.. maybe the area predominant with latin americans, south americans she would appreciate the flower and possibly tell you the type of flower and the meaning...
.......................B.................U..................T.....................
If nah pure naija babe... the case is different
a friend of mine came to my house many years back and was cutting our precious rose plants and other beautiful flower... all becos him wan show love... at the end he said the girl asked him if she was a GOAT that he was bringing GRASS FOR... my guy said it was a gesture of love... she then replied nah grass i go chop.... no b your mates they carry there babe go mr. biggs .. Matt ice cream ... and the rest.... she actually threw the flower back at him and if i was to charge him for the plant back then atleast 3000k...
MOST NIGERIAN BABES ARE BORN GLUTTONS.

donphilopus:
Stop blabbing abeg. Who organized the protest against Ize-Iyamu immediately after the 2015 Presidential Election?! I guess it was also the handiwork of APC?! Ize-Iyamu can't boast of any development in Edo State when he was the CoS and SSG, yet he wants to develop Edo after 9yrs. Is that possible? If the Governor fails, shouldn't we blame the SSG as well? Abeg go siddon joor!

Obaseki is our next Governor. Deal with that!

why are u guys so blind both in the eyes and BRAIN.
whether ssg or CoS he was there on appointment he was never voted in.. and as such u cant say he did not deliver on campaign promise when he didnt make any..
lets talk fact....
pastor was promoted from Cos To SSG by virtue of his dedication to duty and resourcefullness lets not forget his LOYALTY .... this loyalty has earned him d name LEADER.. he taught many including myself that loyalty pays...
the last election in edo state should let you know where d people heart lie...
edo state has 3 sentorial seat... pdp won 2 ..
edo state representative seats ... pdp won 5..
as for the house of assembly elections apc won more due to the fact jonathan didnt want the shed of blood and allowed dat sham of an election to hold ground, alot of persons didnt come out to vote and many gave them sympathy vote... i know what am saying it was due to sympathy vote dey won. but now dat d die is cast and we have been cornered we shall fight to CHANGE D CHANGE.
my guy do d maths ...
politics is a game of numbers and the numbers belong to ize iyamu..
he is a grass root politician of great roots...
obaseki on d other hand has two major problems ... he has political issues and most importantly traditional issues... it so happen the bini are deep rooted traditional beings who so happens to be observing alot of traditional issues at the moment and they will remeber it was d obasekis that betrayed the oba of benin and as such election in edo south would sway to pdp... for edo central with the picking of yakubu and being d zone of annenih.. ikimi.. onelememen and many more... the zone is conquered... as for edo north its a fight of d gladiators although i see it going to apc 60% of the vote..
MY GUY DO THE MATHS.... THE CHANGE IS JUST ABOUT TO BE CHANGED..

donphilopus:
Is Ize-Iyamu a thief or not? When he was the CoS and later SSG to Lucky, didn't they fail? Someone who was a failure 9yrs ago and even still failed last year during the Presidential Election, how would he pass now? Has he changed? We can't trust him with our treasury.

Besides, you expect me to open that link to view the politically-motivated probe? Nah!

guy ur ignorance dey smell...
did oshiomole or any body or government agency in nigeria issue one court case against him... his principal (lucky) said secretary do a letter to the account general ofthe state to pay this and that.... is dat not his job.. obey oga instruction... was he signatry to edostate account... please argue with intelligence..
obaseki on the under hand has a major fraud case over his heard to the tune of 5.5billion dollars...
we are talking sense u are talking non sense

wooow.... it so happens that i used 5 out of d 6 phones... trium, philips, sendo... oboy i don try oh
come op...
who says dey dont use dem again my 3310 still works ... infact its my show off phone... wen i wan form mayb go club i go carry the phone... i knw howmany friendship the phone done give me both male and female... one dude was pricing my Nokia for 15k... i no sell cause 15k cant buy the attention dis phone gives me.

PASTOR PASTOR
its amazing... he was denied the use of the stadium .. the man decided to take the campaign KICK OFF on his field of play... THE CHURCH
HE FLAGGED OF HIS CAMPAIGN IN A CHURCH
NICE...
ONE WITH GOD IS A MAJORITY....
OSHIOMOLE CAN BAN HIM FROM GOVERNMENT STRUCTURE BUT NOT THE HOUSE OF GOD...

GUESS WHO IS HIS RUNNING MATE.
YAKUBU... the man oshiomole refused to announce his victory at the local government election in edo central
PAY BACK IS SO GOING TO BE SERVED FROSTILY COLD

hmmmmm.

hmm

jesuuu

wetin she wan talk before... say she kpansh steady for school ... no b book she go do...
ps....NO B ONLY SAY SHE BE CALABAR GIRL... HER NAME COME BE EKAETTE

give am 3 years when her mate done marry ... nah her mama go dey tell am say she neva reach her age wen she marry... she go say wen her mate dey school and intereact with other sex nah book she carry for head... oyaa marry ur degree

HMM

its sad .... APC has set into motion their defeat...
A motion fuelled by the non reward of loyalty...
its obvious that other aspirant including d present deputy governor ... pius odubu... will set modalities in place to work for the pdp why still aligning themselves with APC.. PIUS ODUBU is one man dat oshiomole didnt give him his due as a deputy governor... he virtually made d man powerless and ineffective in his government... he never allowed or consented to the manz wishes or idea... even his local government didnt fill the presence of government despict having their son as a deputy governor....
This obaseki dat is not a grassroot politician can not hold sway when push comes to shove in the presence of pastor ize iyamu

EDITED......
FOR ALL OF YOU MENTIONING ME... ITS A PITY READING IN BETWEEN THE LINE IS DIFFICULT...
ENUMERATING/ ITEMIZING THIS ISSUE TO ERADICATE YOU CLUELESSNESS IS USELESS... because I KEEP ASKING MY SELF WHATS THE POINT... U ARE ALL AN UNNECESSARY DISTRACTION FROM THE POINT OF VIEW WE STAND AND BRINGING YOU INTO THE LIGHT IS TOTALLY A WASTE....
THE EXPLAINATION OF THE REWARD... GRASSROOT POLITICS AND ITS ATTENDANT MEANING
LET IT BE

hahahahahaaahahahahahahaha lol
dude you are a pure joke....
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omo nah reincarnation stuff be dat nah....

iamVirus:
so so true

the truth is bitter... but it must be said .... oga sani has just said the BITTER TRUTH... LIGHT HAS GONE FROM BAD TO NON EXISTENT.

elkonS:
lol...i meant the context assumes u re a female....hehehe..park well oo..lol

hahahahaa no mind me... i am free thinking now.... cheers

TomLepskie:
No, you are mistaking Teresa to be Teresa's daughter, look at it this way, Teresa's daughter is my daughters mother which makes me Teresa's daughter, what then am i to Teresa if not her daughter, the answer is Daughter.

royallord1:
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY
if teresa's daughter is JANE .... FOR EXAMPLE
AND teresa's daughter is ur daughters mother....
ie.. jane is ur daughter's mother....
who is teresa to you....
mama jane is ur mother inlaw.... shekina #AnsweringAs A Man
NOW Answering as a woman.....
teresa's daughter..
let teresa's daughter be ME..
Let my daughter be lalasticlala
teresa's daughter (me) is my daughter's(lalasticlala's) mother...
ie... ME is lalasticlala's mother
ie.... teresa is ME mother
ie..... ME is teresa's daughter

ie... i am teresa's daughter...
we are saying the same thing... omo english they hard you

elkonS:
yeeah u are right...and i think the context paints u as a female...nice one..,cheers man

hmmmm... thanks man

[quote author=elkonS post=46308736][/quote]LOOK AT IT THIS WAY
if teresa's daughter is JANE .... FOR EXAMPLE
AND teresa's daughter is ur daughters mother....
ie.. jane is ur daughter's mother....
who is teresa to you....
mama jane is ur mother inlaw.... shekina #AnsweringAs A Man

NOW Answering as a woman.....
teresa's daughter..
let teresa's daughter be ME..
Let my daughter be lalasticlala
teresa's daughter (me) is my daughter's(lalasticlala's) mother...
ie... ME is lalasticlala's mother
ie.... teresa is ME mother
ie..... ME is teresa's daughter

kingdaro:
Simple shit teresa is your mother in law because she gave birth to your daughters mother you are therefore a son in law to teresa shikena

guy i tire for this people....
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY
if teresa's daughter is JANE .... FOR EXAMPLE
AND teresa's daughter is ur daughters mother....
ie.. jane is ur daughter's mother....
who is teresa to you....
mama jane is ur mother inlaw.... shekina #AnsweringAs A Man

NOW Answering as a woman.....
teresa's daughter..
let teresa's daughter be ME..
Let my daughter be lalasticlala
teresa's daughter (me) is my daughter's(lalasticlala's) mother...
ie... ME is lalasticlala's mother
ie.... teresa is ME mother