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FamilyRe: The Girl I Want To Get Married Is Always Arguing With Me by RoyalRoy(mod): 2:41pm On Jul 14, 2013
nickxtra: Pls advise. There is a lady I intend to get married to. Although she is older than me by 2 years and from the same extended family.. Should I go ahead with her?
Why do you want to marry someone from your own extended familyhuh?
FamilyRe: What's So Special About Twins??? by RoyalRoy(mod): 2:37pm On Jul 14, 2013
idnoble135: If you were one, you would not ask. Since its obvious that you are not a twin, then pray you give birth to twin. Then you would know how special they are.
Hahaha....idnoble....idowu....aburo awon ibeji.!!!!

I tell you, there ain't much special feeling to it right now!!!
If u ask ur elder siblings, maybe they would explain to you how "surprising" it is when people go all Gaga over you asking ridiculous questions & comparisons!!!

Hehehehe.....ain't nothing special about it.....I teeeeeeeeeeyuu!
FamilyRe: What's So Special About Twins??? by RoyalRoy(mod): 2:34pm On Jul 14, 2013
trixandra: I am also a twin. I agree with op and I can relate with his opinions. We are both girls but became separated from primary school. We were not in the same class for a while, went to different secondary schools. While I schooled in Abuja, she did hers in Owerri. Even now in different universities. When we were younger,we wore identical clothes but now,it is very very rare but we still get attention like before. I love being a twin especially the getting attention thing and special favours and I will like to have twins too
A big e-hugs to you sis!!!
FamilyRe: Help Me On This Problem Please. by RoyalRoy(mod): 12:58pm On Jul 14, 2013
Oooooppppsss


Do you want your dad to share the money with you? Have u been named as the next of kin before ur mum died?
How old are u?

@Op....you need to go work on yourself & stop counting on ur parents gratuity or property to survive!!
FamilyRe: What's So Special About Twins??? by RoyalRoy(mod): 12:44pm On Jul 14, 2013
byvan: I wish them to those that want them,they should stay far away from me grin
Hahahhahaha....a first one!!!

You scared of breast-feeding double mouths?
FamilyRe: What's So Special About Twins??? by RoyalRoy(mod): 12:41pm On Jul 14, 2013
@Efe....yesso...a bonafide identical twin!!

Wearing same outfit was a no-no for us after we got tired of "are you guys twins" question!!!

It did help with getting some girls back then though ****winks****

"I love twins...I just love them".....till they start kissing one!!!

@Uboma....I agree, they are blessings from God no doubt....but people around me are kinda obsessed with it!!!
While I don't seem to see the big deal in it. My thoughts though!!!!
AutosRe: Scam/kidnap Alert!!! by RoyalRoy(op): 11:42am On Jul 14, 2013
Idea gates auto: Sorry, I gotta be blunt . Its a pity he fell for the scam and I pray he comes back safe and sound .
Amen brov!!

Idea gates auto: But for crying out loud any prospective car buyer should ask around and get sound information on car prices . Gone are the days of novices . This is a forum . Compare prices with odas dat are posted .
Reality....most people who are not on nairaland might not be well aware of average "acceptable" price range of cars....even those who are on nairaland but don't visit the auto section might still fall prey!!!


Idea gates auto: It can't be too good to be true . He wanted a cheap-cheap .
Better still when you see an advert from a dealer , click on his profile and check out his previous posts. It gives u better info on his kinda dealings.
I hope he makes it back.
I believe u are on point sir!!
Hopefully we hear a positive update today!
PoliticsRe: One Word Answer Only!!!!! by RoyalRoy(op): 11:37am On Jul 14, 2013
Bigotry!
FamilyWhat's So Special About Twins??? by RoyalRoy(mod):
I have spent some decades on earth, and the most question I have been asked in my entire lifetime is::::::::::
Are you guys twins?
Who is Taiye, who is Kehinde?


Lolllllllz.....I have been doing so much brain storming thinking what's so special about twins?
I think I enjoyed some Buy One Get One Free (BOGOF) while we were much younger....from women who wanted twins.....hehehe...some unknown women even gave us free money just on the street!!!!

But apart from those BOGOF moments, the other stories weren't so pleasant!!!

I remember my dad wanted us to have our individual identities, so he never put us in the same class ever.....except in Nursery class!!
High school was seperate hostels too....separate friends!!!!

I got some beatings on his behalf.....talk of mistaken identities!!! You get punished for ur bro's misdemeanours, and u are sure he wl get some spanking for yours too!!

I remember "Abacha Days" when the country was so hard, and it wasn't easy with funds....I had always thought if I hadn't been a twin....my pocket money would have been much more than this....lolll....plenty days where all your friends get stuff easily & the twins had to wait, cos funds weren't surplus to fulfil ur demands at one!!!!

I also note a yoruba song "Epo n be, Ewa n be o, aya mi o ja lati bi ibeji"
Lolllllllllllz.....u think raising twin kids is about Beans & Red oil ?
You never jam!!


I remember the teenage fight-to-finish.....and Mama(God blesss Iyabeji) will always pray at night that these two boys don't end up killing each other someday!!!
Issues as little as I got the t.v remote first, I must watch NTA....no, u met me here, I must watch AIT....lollllz....constant fighting for supremacy.....battle for who gets the finest girlfriend....who drives faster....so much competition....unhealthy most times!!!

Fast forward to adulthood, plenty comparisons, one is fatter, the other is more friendly, I like this one, he laughs a lot, this one likes girls too much bla bla bla.....hahaha!!!!
Are you guys going to marry the same day?
Have u slept with each other's gf?
Why is he serious & you a player?
So many questions & assumptions!!


It all boils down to individual wishes!!!

I for one am so indifferent about having twin kids.....if they come along, welcome!!! If they don't, no regrets!!!


What about Twin kids make almost every lady I have met wish for them? What is so special about them?

FamilyRe: Do You Believe In DESTINY? by RoyalRoy(mod): 10:57am On Jul 14, 2013
Efemena_xy: ^^ Kudos to you for attempting to read her posts. I don't even bother and I'm sure others do the same too...i.e: skim past her caps lock posts.
I guess so.!!!
FamilyRe: The Future Of Cloth Diapering by RoyalRoy(mod): 10:47am On Jul 14, 2013
new2clothdiaper: have a look online. but i know a lady who stocks them.
Hmmmmm.....and would that lady's name by chance be new2clothdiaper?

Mu che che che che che!!!

I laugh in mgbeketoto's dialect!!
FamilyRe: Do You Believe In DESTINY? by RoyalRoy(mod): 10:16am On Jul 14, 2013
Efemena_xy: ^^ Use bigger fonts. Say 20pts and above. It'll help you get your message accross better. grin
Woowww....Efe...I thought I was the only one who thought she comes across as "shouting"!!!!
Her posts actually hurt my eyes when reading.....all caps on.......hope Princess Zoe makes ammends!!
FamilyRe: Wow!!! Nairaland Is A Scary Place... by RoyalRoy(mod): 9:56am On Jul 14, 2013
Princess zoe: MY DEAR I UNDERSTAND YOU SO WELL. HOW ABOUT "IS BETTER TO BE ALONE THAN HAVING AN OPPOSITE SEX FROM HERE AS A FRIEND WHILE MAJORITY OF THEM ARE ALMOST THE SAME(PERVERTED AND IMMORAL)" DO NOT BE CARRIED AWAY BY THEIR goody goody POSTS.MOST OF WHICH CAN EVEN STEAL FROM OR HARM YOU. GOT ME NAW? SORT OF DANGER ZONE. THANK GOD FOR MAKING YOU SENSITIVE ENOUGH TO HAVE QUICKLY RETRACE YOUR STEPS OTHERWISE YOU MAY HAVE STARTED REGRETTING SO MANY DEEDS BY NOW.
Princess Zoe.....please can you type in lower case from now on?
This all through upper case makes it "hurtful to the eyes" when reading ur posts......also gives the psychological view that you are "shouting"!!!!

Just an advice....no harm meant!!
AutosRe: Scam/kidnap Alert!!! by RoyalRoy(op): 10:17pm On Jul 13, 2013
@Gboliwe, I already saw some threads in the auto section with crazy prices with no location or formal address!!!

Just phone numbers!!!

Some people who do not know the average prices of cars will innocently fall into this trap!!!

I pray he returns unharmed!!!
So sad & disturbing!!!
AutosRe: Scam/kidnap Alert!!! by RoyalRoy(op): 10:12pm On Jul 13, 2013
krisproperty: All i will just say to you, is thank you for this information jare!
You are welcome sir!!!

leuelliot: Come on! why fall for such crap? A 2011 Toyota corolla can hardly be sold that cheap. Our greed and curiosity shouldn't get the better part of us.
Definitely he fell for it & is gonna pay dearly for it.
I for one know the average price of most cars
, but what happens to novices like my friend? He definitely thaught it was a good bargain!!!

Am already seeing the trend here on nairaland already!!!!
Buyers, pls beware!!!
AutosScam/kidnap Alert!!! by RoyalRoy(op): 9:19pm On Jul 13, 2013
Forum members, I just got informed that a friend got kidnapped in Yaba area of Lagos after he was lured to come & check a car out!!!!

He had contacted a dealer(not on nairaland), who didn't put an address on his post on checki.com , to come buy a Tokunbo 2011 corolla at a sum of 1.8m naira!!!

He hasn't returned since ystday, all his lines were switched off!!!

Just this evening he was forced to call home to get his cheque book to be deposited at a particular location tomorrow!!

Please be careful of adverts here with no traceable address, and don't ever go alone!!!! Better still call the dealer to meet you at a public place nearest to his location!!!

Wise up brothers!!!
FamilyRe: Should I Tell My Father? by RoyalRoy(mod): 9:56am On Jul 13, 2013
otooro: an individual, three usernames? whr r d mods? undecided
Lollllllz
U never jam!!!
She has more than 3 usernames sef!!!
She is in her own world!!


But, take a second read of her post.....she has a point there.....she always have a point..........although she digresses most times!!
FamilyRe: A Kid With Watermelon Pants Picture by RoyalRoy(mod):
Not Cute.

Creative

&

Funny!

Check my soldier out below!

FamilyRe: Should I Tell My Father? by RoyalRoy(mod): 8:06am On Jul 13, 2013
Efemena_xy: Otooro, nor be Jokes Section we dey o! So better make sure that your story up there na true talk, or else... angry cool

Anyway, as per the bolded bit, abeg explain further. What d'you mean when you say your dad's been kind of fetish? D'you mean he's a juju worshipper or something?

You also say he's got 'character disorders'. What sort of disorders are you referring to here? Multiple personalities? BiPolar?

You also say he could be demanding and very dangerous. How dangerous? Physically dangerous?

Sorry about the questions, just trying to get a clearer picture of where you're coming from with this. Having said that, the way I see it (based on what you've told us so far) is that you are untrusting and apprehensive of your dad. Probably due to the breakdown in relationship that occurred ten years ago?

Whatever the issue might have been between your parents, it's obviously affected you too, hence your perception of him. Nevertheless, I would advice that you find it in your heart to forgive him of any hurt you might be feeling from this. You're already supporting him financially, so that's a step in the right direction.

I think what you need to do next is to sit with him and have a man-to-man chat with him. You never know, he too might be hurting and may be trying to reach out to you in his own way, hence his questions. I also think that if you're able to clear the air between you both, you might see him in a different light. Less frightening or rather, less fetish. Try and see past any hurt that happened in the past.

You know, we don't get to pick and choose our parents, but we should as their offspring, show love to them.

It is well. smiley
Follow this poster's advice, she is so on point!!
FamilyRe: She Argues Alot....very Unsubmissive by RoyalRoy(mod): 8:47pm On Jul 12, 2013
Okay guyz....ease up on the poster please!!
I understand ur feelings & how much ur ego has been bruised!!!
A wealthy chic....got more education than you...probably the same age too....yea yea....and very stubborn & a feminist right?
Well, u need to give her a break!!!
Build up yourself.....make some money to boost ur confidence....train urself to be more opened & less temperamental.!!!
U don't need to fight her, u only need to communicate with her on these issues!!
If her siblings agreed that she is very obstinate & argumentative, then just give her some time to sort herself out....if after a while she doesn't show signs of letting go of such confrontational attitudes, move on Sir!!!
Life is too sweet to be bitter!!!
Cheers brov!
FamilyRe: Photo ...wife Caught Cheating Husband Having Séx With Her Best Friend by RoyalRoy(mod): 7:55pm On Jul 12, 2013
Idowuogbo: O ti sign! grin
Check ur pm!
FamilyRe: Put It Up For Sale............... by RoyalRoy(mod): 4:41am On Jul 12, 2013
Online Garage Sales!!!

Nice Concept.
FamilyRe: A Mans Heart by RoyalRoy(mod): 4:27am On Jul 12, 2013
stev SKY: .....If †ђξ way to a Man's heart is through his Stomach..... Then what is to a woman's Heart...
M.K.O !!!
FamilyRe: A Mans Heart by RoyalRoy(mod): 4:26am On Jul 12, 2013
Double Post
AutosRe: Dear Auto Dealer BJ. . . by RoyalRoy(m):
I thought I was the only one who got pissed each time I see his adverts!!!

Manuar....Leather Lntiro.....Iyana Ipaja!!!!!!

He never answers questions from prospective buyers (where he go get time when he has 100 threads to oversee)
And he never puts price!!! I believe putting price was one of the rules by the mods....av had to use the report button on him more than 5 times but I guess the mods here sleep a lot !!!!

Free us from his harassing & annoying form of marketing please!!!!
FamilyRe: Why People Don’t Like You: The Truth About Why People Hate You by RoyalRoy(mod): 10:40am On Jul 11, 2013
Abujafood: ^^^^^^

Hope you're not missing the point, it's not about trying to make people love you but understanding the real reasons people hate!
Hehehe......u never jam Mgbeketoto...a.k.a Jellitah...Calloti de halloti.!!!!!!

@Post....makes so much sense!
AutosRe: Clean Tokunbo Fx 35 For Sale @@ 2,6m... by RoyalRoy(m): 10:25am On Jul 10, 2013
What year please?
Where is ur location?
PoliticsRe: One Word Answer Only!!!!! by RoyalRoy(op): 8:28am On Jul 10, 2013
Yoshi-Master:
Constitution

Corruption

Electricity

Security

Vision
FamilyRe: Photo ...wife Caught Cheating Husband Having Séx With Her Best Friend by RoyalRoy(mod): 5:07am On Jul 10, 2013
kulyie: Lol is this actually for real.see the long saggy breast reaching the stomach and the ugly unattractive molds of fats thighsgrin jeez.some men dont have taste.leaving lepa and sleeping with orobo,see untidy hair grin
Hahaha.....one man's meat is another man's fish o!!!! Some men want em all fatty & "vibrating"!!!

As for the post....this is so fake!!
Who took the pix?
Naija blogger just got "wiser" with staged pictures just to attract traffic to their site!!! E Ku ise o......una no dey carry last for Naija!!!

On a second thought....maybe na their Landlord hide behind cotton dey take pictures!!! Orisirisi.....yeye dey smell.!!
FamilyRe: Married Man Using A Female Frend's Picture As DP by RoyalRoy(mod): 6:29am On Jul 09, 2013
Habaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!

Insecurity is a no-no for me in any man-woman relationship!!

If ur wife knew she was ur friend & genuinely its her birthday.....and your PM states clearly "Happy Birthday Lagbaja Omo Tamedun" what's there to get angry about?
Abi you put that "kissing" emoticon on ur pm?

I believe your wife might have reservations for the woman in particular & not ur action in totality!!
Communicate with her, and ensure u work on her self esteem.......will be best for the two of you!!
FamilyRe: Would/can You Still Go Ahead And Marry Your Spouse, If..........? by RoyalRoy(mod): 6:21am On Jul 09, 2013
Real tricky one!!!!

But in reality, I would marry her with the agreement that I can have kids from a "surrogate" mother through an appropriate means!!!

You can't get into marriage & be happy knowing fully well ahead u won't be able to have any kids.........its bound to affect one psychologically.
We are humans afterall.!!!

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