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I drink water....plenty of water to make a whole ocean go dry.

If water doesnt work, i take a stroll to cool off.

If strolling doesnt work, i take a bottle of beer.

If beer doesnt work.........THEN YOU ARE IN TROUBLE.
LOL

Getting loads of ideas and inspirations here.
Most women will never take what your wife did at all. I guess she understood what a year away in a foreign cold land could do to a man. I believe you are very lucky sir,and surely u should value that woman more.
Romance with the kids around sure can be dissapointing some times. Have just realised that here,taking a queue from you. Waiting for the concluding parts.......eagerly.

Realy expecting you back Baba Oyo. Hope your honeymoon with Iya Oyo is going on fine ?

Realy expecting you Baba Oyo. Hope your honeymoon with Iya Oyo is going on fine ?

Falling in love with a gurl in prymary 5.....i was so obsessed that i play football during break and refuse to pass the ball to others just to impress my "lover" who will be watching. Chai,i never even said a word to her till i left the school. .. heartbroken.

I believe this car is a 2008 model that has been pimped out into a 2010 model. With the front grill, headlamps, foglights and tail lights. Clean and Impressive.
Happy sales.

Now the land is lawless and has no rules.
welcome to the beginning of the end.

Tgirl4real: Lol

But there is no rule that says playing hard to get will make him love or respect u more. The case u mentioned could have gone otherwise.

Like Coogar said, I know a guy I 'can' date in mins and I know the one I will date (all things being equal) within a few hours to a few days of interracting with him.

If I stress u, it means sum'n isn't just right somewhere, maybe I couldn't just figure it out early enough (I know better now sha ), but if we ended up dating, I'll surely break it off later on.

So, it's better I don't start it at all.

Like the popular Yoruba adage, what u won't eat, u don't mess around with it.

You are one rare chic....help me tell them abeg....i guess loads of ladies still believe in that nonsense of stretching a guys limit, atimes when they categorically know there is no chance with him. Why not let go.

naijababe: Dem wan kee Baba Oyo for mama Oyo

He is busy shaving off i guess,while running the thread mill.hehehe.

coogar: i dunno what you are talking about.



as if you don't use your QVC tools on sunday....

Coogar,see as you dey take your gif pictures dey wipe our face. Awesome.

armyofone: lol,



they even asked him to carry feeding bottle, gallon and keg of pineapple juice.

Lol,i guess Baba Oyo got too many details and he ran off. I only hope you guys dont scare him away from his dream trip o. Nice thread anyways. Learnt some snizzy easy tinz here already. You just cant know it all with women.

Interesting thread.
I believe in a little soft well groomed hair around the chest.
Av always have this belief that a totally shaved man is more like a boy still growing into adolescence. Nice illustration from Whinney's picture above.

Hehehe...what will you do except change yours too to SINGLE AND SEARCHING !!!!!

Maybe you translate your write up into English, then people will be able to advice you.

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Congratulations on the purchase of your new blackberry....may dare devil robbers not steal it away fromyou o....amen.
Nonsense child.....go and remove your disgusting letterings joor.

FIVE DIFFERENT I.Ds just for you alone ? Only shady people do that.
Get your acts right. Lets see who comes for your car...shady man.

Obasanjo is my man....any day...any time.
i really dig his charisma and extremely unpredictable
character and sense of humor.

By the way, whats Mama H.I.D going on about
greeting visitors at her son's burial for?
That to me is really weird and "somehow".

Beautiful ride....lovely interiors....correct price.


But i will definitely not be dealing with you just on one basis.......
Only you have FOUR differnt nairaland i.d or is it four
people trying to sell one car? That is Wishing you best of
luck in your sales though.

MsDarkSkin: locking off contact or depriving him of things i have that he wants.

Sister...Sister!. hmm.

MsDarkSkin: yeah.
i am an advocate for tough love.

4sure.
and if my act of tough love isn't enough to change him,
then it's #deuces!!

that's one good thing i've inherited from my mom..
i won't accept disrespect.

i wont call it disrespect ma'm. i think it is more of over-familliarity.

byvan: Where communication becomes impossible,tough love comes handy but this depends on your partner's emotional bearing.If he is a meanie,tough love is a very bad idea,it works better with a spouse who is still very much into you or very sensitive.The extent one can go with tough love depends on the circumstAnces At hand .

After the subtle methods fails,I resort to tough love and get my results.Mosttimes after war comes peace,this war, I rather fight than quench in management.Like I said before,the situation is what determines how far I ll go with it.In most situations,not flirting with him via pinging when he is at worK,no calls,when he comes home no chit chats,looking hot as hell with the face of a bronze Goddess(not smilling and vaque)always get me a change on whatever issue at hand.

All these is usually after a' ping' fight,then tough love follows when he is home.This makes communication yelling free when we are finally communicAting.The romance alwAys intensifies afterwards as there is this wave of appreciation(for your spouse)thAt ll sweep through you after tough love is utilized and have served its purpose.

you are my wife in another body. lol.
even looking at her straight face go make you think about even the bad things you did in your drimz.lol!

When they dont know how to put swags in their Azonto....Nigerians will do it for them. yea....we brought swags into their Azonto for the world to see. up Naija.

kulyie: .i wish say i fit beat am,i go don beat am press,but as e be guy and e don dey drunk,me sef happy say i slap am,the friend com meet me say make i no vex drag im drunk friend comot,that day i vex gan,i vex live that place i no buy suya again.as i rish hostel my roomate ask me why i enter room with vex,i explain wetin happen,she con say shewwwa u too know say u get bom bom n hips,why you too worsen the matter by wearing short gown,i con tell am say na evening we dey na and i just wan wear something casual,we sha laughed it off,the girl successfully carry comot away from that mood,but the good side be say d,,ogg,,y dey sweet do.i like am as 'broda' dey fiddle with am for back dey rub am :p

Hahahahahaha...I cannot stop laughing!!!
This Testimony is Eye-popping!!

coogar: come off it, you rub pot-bellies!



baba oyo - what's the latest?
how many rumps flashed past your pupils today?

Lollz...you don turn the amiable Baba Oyo into a google site for flashing rumps? Buhahahahaaha!!

jidegirl12: Baba na politics this kain story belong na?

May his soul rest in peace. So HID still dey? Lord I seek that kain life oh!

I believe you made a typographical error here!!!

slimyem: I know of a great-grandmother.Most of her kids are dead and the ones that are living are praying for her death as she has become a burden to everyone.Wees and poops on herself,can't walk,can't do anything for herself,only eats and sleep,doesn't know/remembers her children's name or who the are,doesn't know whether it morning,afternoon or night.

Even though,it feels like a blessing to age and live long,cases like this woman and Mama HID's would make one not want to wish for it.No mother would want/pray to outlive her children
May the Lord comfort her.

Slimyem I hope u are not talking of my grandmother here? Lollz.
She was actually praying for death every morning just for the fear of having to watcvh her kids die!! She later became a liability unto everyone! We did our best till she passed on peacefully.
I guess I will dare to pray like my grandpa did that if it comes to People having to take him to the toilet or wearing his clothes for him, then God should take him away. Age is a blessing but in this scenario....hmmm....I can't call it a cause!!!

Baba Oyo: Hahaha....International Baba Oyo.....I can't wait. I hope there will be plenty of Amala & Ewedu out there o!!

international Bab Oyo...come give us correct gist of trending Amala joint oooo... Ifyalways don throw u challenge o!!!

ifyalways: Now we are talking . . .
Please,when its time to compare notes on amala joints et all,a kind heart should buzz me.

As per the topic of discussion,I've got no experience or contribution.No wow body here,proudly plain Jane .

Hahahahaha....Ify...you can like that kain hot thing? Norrin do you jare! Chop, lick finger, clean mouth.....enjoy!!!

Baba Oyo....u no go kill person with laff o....with all these your story wey ur eyes dey see!!.
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@Topic.....I really believe some men are really unfair wit the way they embarrass women wit their "ant eyez" and cat-calls. You see young & old men alike engaging in such "lookery".
Personally I loveeeee endowed women but when endowement turns to embarrassment....me I no like that one!
God be with all the endowed ladies o....and to the less endowed....God will remember & bless you too o...Amen!

Lwkmd.....Baba Oyo...u sef dey follow look Jangirova?
Honestly av seen many endowed ladies who get embarrassed just for their "properties".
I wouldn't know how they cope. But as a man, there is a little sense of pride when all the guys are drooling over ur woman....but for them to make cat-calls & dirty jokes it could be a big embarrassment. Never witnessed such but am sure ur embarrassment will be a Ph.d holder!!!!

dayokanu: Before you guys got married how was your sex life like

Were you phocking each other everyday Did you ever complain about too much sex to him or tiredness. Cos sex takes a willing partner

Ti a ba fe fun ni lobo do, A ma je ki oko wole tan ni

Hahahaha....Dayokanu,I can't stop laughing here!! Are you related to Baba Oyo ? Which one be this ur "reformed proverb"? I no fit laugh finish!! Cwazy!!

Believe you've done right by marrying your friend!! Reality is that u both need to sit and ask each other what you really want! Like Baba Oyo asked earlier, would u like more intimatacy together? Are you simply scared cos u read ome articles or you genuinely want. more romance together? irealy believe communication will go along way in solving your dillema!! Good luck in ur marital life !!
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@Baba Oyo....are you for real? Guess u really have ur bag of proverbs full!! Nice!!