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This may be a huge and abrupt "kill joy" for those detected positive.
Source: http://sharpodontoid.com/blog/2015/07/20/hiv-detecting-condoms-invented/

HIV Detecting Condoms Invented
Posted on: July 20, 2015

A condom designed by a German company has been designed to flash red and blue if either partners engaging in s*xual intercourse is HIV+.  Scoop reports that the condom has been constructed with a special type of LED, one that feels like latex. These condoms come with a USB 2.0 drive to charge the LED light in case the condom lights are dead at the time of use.

In addition to being helpful in detecting HIV, these condoms are also reusable. Using a new latex technology, the condom is easily cleaned and now does not have to be dispossed after one time use.
It has been recommended that although it is reusable, one should on reuse the condom with the same partner and usage should not exceed 7 times or a week, which ever comes first. The condom will be available this fall in Europe and in the United States.

In its usual manner, this govt has continued to contradict itself especially as it relates to the unpopular 'sack' of resident doctors - which has been attempted by unsuccessfully by military regimes in the past, it is therefore surprising that a democratic government will tow this line in the first place. God bless Nigeria

We must all be proactive about this disease. Its not funny at all. God protect us

So I was thinking aloud, the recent wave of female teenage bombers in some parts of the north over the holiday period has got me wandering indeed. Is it possible that BH has brainwashed some of these abducted innocent girls successfully? The reported age range of these girls certainly jolts my curiosity (15 to 18 years). If this is substantiated, my heart bleeds from what our nation has degenerated into. How many more of these girls are being forcibly indoctrinated?And for how long will this situation persist? How will this end? Too many questions, yet very few answers.
This is the time for sober reflections, positive actions, national rebirth and a renewal of patriotism to our dear fatherland. I must say we all have roles to play, the government must rededicate itself to such a worthy cause to curb the situation.
Remember the words of Edmund Burke; all that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing! God bless Nigeria

Thanks y'all.

The intention for writing this article is certainly not to further the war of words between doctors and non doctors in the health sector but to further inform the public about a few things they may not be aware of (I however belief this unhealthy rivalry is uncalled for and probably non existent or at least minimal in developed economies of the world, Nigeria is indeed a peculiar nation though largely in the realm of negativism)
The importance of all members of the health sector cannot be over emphasised in truth but we most be quickly reminded that we all play different roles with the aim of achieving a single goal; the care of the patient or client.
This said, who is a doctor?
The doctor is one that the society admire, parents envy and patients look up-to. The one that can take care of their body and spirit and at times soul! The relationship is so personal that there are no hold backs, the patient bears his body and often his soul out to his doctor. The question is who does the doctor bear his own soul to?
The doctor may be the first you see while ill and the last just before death! He is the one who is pained by the loss of a dear life and yet may not be able to do anything about it. The one who improvises as much as he can to get the job done, often enduring difficulties and occasional lack of cooperation from other health staff who may not feel the pain and moral burden the doctor feels, yet the society expects him to work his 'majik' on every patient.
The doctor is the one who has a noble profession yet he or she is payed like a commoner! The one who is quickly reminded of the Hippocratic oath at the slightest provocation, this oath has for long served as the portal of progressive emotional blackmail. But again I ask? Young woman, will you marry me because I have sworn a million Hippocratic oath or at least let me pay your dowry with thousands of this sacred oath? In fact, all my married colleagues who are invariably bread winners, should take billions of this oath to there families with which they can make purchases in a market that commoners, politicians and other elites also patronise. Oh Mr. bank manager, please post a hundred thousand to my ageing parents because I have sworn the oath! Hippocratic oath does not pay the bills, a doctor should at least be comfortable to be able to perform optimally at his job.
It will be perfect if Government will let us play out these fantasies since the oath is now widely believed to be a blank check that can be cashed or used everywhere in all currencies! Oh please! Pardon my bitter sarcasm. Doctors are often broke and even neck deep in debt for your information.
The Doctor is one of the many health staffs who get paid a 'whooping' 5 thousand naira to be exposed to highly infectious patients and products while a lecturer gets a 'meagre' 30,000 naira as Hazard allowance! A good friend of mine had aptly tagged Nigeria a country of normal anomalies! How do you tell your spouse and family that you 'brought' HIV, hepatitis or tuberculosis home knowing fully that they are occupational hazards for which you had 5,000 naira insurance? It certainly makes no sense.
The doctor is the one society consider happy and satisfied, how wrongly so. It has been found that the suicide rate amongst physicians is 28-40 per 100,000 as opposed to 12.3 per 100,000 in the general population. So physicians are twice as likely to kill themselves compared to the general public. There are also the second highest group of professionals with suicidal ideation (medscape.com). The question is WHY?
When doctors have to grabble with work place animosity, professional rivalry and lack of job satisfaction not to mention that they advice clients to eat and sleep well even though the doctor will almost always skip meals, get sleep deprived and bear great stress. We must see this as a calling and service to humanity
Most Doctors are burned out, overworked and exhausted physically and mentally, spending little or no time with family and loved ones spearing sparse time for themselves. They conceal so much pain and exude plenty of enthusiasm with very little joy for self. You may never understand until you see a mother's only child die in front of you because of power failure, government bureaucracy or other unfriendly condition of work; pain so deep, that even your spirit sob, at times I feel it in my marrow.
The doctor is the one who nobody care about, how many times do you ask your doctor how he is doing? Or call him up to exchange pleasantries? But you want to get prompts care as soon as you require it. He is the one whose services everybody likes but only a few genuinely care about his pains, health or weather or not he is fatigued.
The Doctor is the one everybody readily imitate in the health sector as long as they work within the walls of a hospital. There has to be reasons why everybody wants to pose as a doctor whereas no doctor wants to be seen as a nurse, pharmacist or laboratory scientist. There is no need for egocentrism, we all went to school and got trained as who we are now, lobbied for jobs as such yet will not function in line with our job description after a while all because we have acquired the herd immunity through our various unions.
Relativity is fair, people should earn according to the rigors of there jobs, years of training, risks as well as amount of responsibility which by the way exposes them to even litigations from the people they care for.
The Doctor is the one who has had a rigorous panoramic training yet the headship of the tertiary healthcare is being debated. This is a country of normal anomalies indeed. Even the general hospital in my small local government is headed by the one and only doctor there yet the headship of tertiary institutions where the post graduate doctor is being trained is not sacrosanct for the most vastly trained professional in the same sector. Please note, that the job is both technical and administrative.
I was speaking to a doctor who is also a soldier a fortnight ago. I asked if he could ever be the Chief of Army Staff? NEVER was his reply and that he dares not think about it because even amongst regular soldiers only the combatants could become COAS, how do you send men to war if you have never been on the battle field? (I am yet to verify his submission by the way) he would probably be treated as a soldier guilty of mutiny if he voices such aspirations I suppose. Soon we will ask officers of the Civil Defense to come train the Nigerian Army, a member of the house of reps will soon become senate president too. A professor of mine in med school has a popular mantra, even in hell there is order, you don't seat on the devils seat. Gbam!
Why should MLSCN regulate the importation of all IVDs (Invitro Diagnostics)? A job that is statutory for SON and NAFDAC, so much for duplicity of functions and further depletion of available resources. The rivalry between Pathologist and scientists is probably at a crescendo right now condescending to a dangerous level of physical assault, though I am a pathologist in training, I admit that I have met several scientists with beautiful souls. Our jobs may have made monsters of some of us (doctors and scientists). The leeway must be defined with insistence on entrenchment of best global standards so everybody will know there place indeed. Enough is enough! Why can't we just work harmoniously without irrational emotions and make the patient the centre of our practice indeed?

WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?
The government must not play politics with health and spare no efforts to restore sanctity, no matter whose horse is gored as Rtd. Gen. Olusegun Obasanjo often say. Government must put an end to the 'divide and rule' approach. Sowing this seed of discord will only worsen the state of an already sour soup!
All labourers are worthy of their wages, doctors or non doctors. For how long will we cope with the dearth of our health professionals to saner societies by way of brain drain, should we continue to fuel this 'hegira'? And please, a hazard allowance of 5000 naira is not just ridiculously low for all health workers, it is insulting!
If dialogue will help the inter professional rivalry, let it start now. If total or partial privatization will salvage the situation, so be it.
An attentive consideration of all demands of the various bodies should be reconciled by the FMOH and relevant government agencies viz a viz. the institution of international or global best practices.
All health care staff must seat up including the doctors and avoid suppression of younger colleagues (auto immunity)
If we do not develop our country, who will? Nelson Mandela sought treatment in South Africa until his death, my bet is he did all he could for the health sector. We need not mention how many, if not all Nigerian elites who are/were frequent medical tourists to foreign lands some up to the point of death. What happens to the ordinary Nigerian who cannot afford the bills of a private hospital talk less of going abroad?
I must also commend my colleagues in Kaduna state who reported to the hospitals to take care of the victims of the twin blasts, an affirmation of the earlier stated comment of NMA/ARD that the strike was not against Nigerians but against unfriendly and largely unsustainable stance of the Nigerian government.
I will retire my pen, though temporarily and let my heart continue to drip with pains from the rot of my fatherland reminding all that wish to hear that it's our task to build a virile nation by our actions and inactions for posterity to judge us fairly.
I leave you with the words of the Irish Philosopher Edmund Burke; All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men do nothing! God bless Nigeria.
Royaltheo @yahoo.com

When Chimanmanda's pen drip with such satirical profundity, one can only hope that her deep thoughts rekindles our sense of patriotism for our dear country. An absolutely fantastic epistle, God bless Nigeria!

I know in matters of the heart, the head bows! But trust me, u won't remember all the love nd emotions when your kids start having recurrent crises. All the best to you guys though. I feel your dilemma

Well, I know the ratio is high, I doubt if its this high sha plus its a reflection of the state of our nation. #Ramshackled!

How much does this gi for? Mr Walter

My parents told me if I ate outside d house, I would die, my dad also said I will be a bad representative of d family if I don't always come first in class (dt made me study hard sha). I thot land line (nitel) fones used electricity, I also thot our presidents where selected from d royal families,grand ma said wen ever I see a fallin star, a big man has died...d brighter d star, d richer d man, mum said if I didn't say my prayers @ nyt...Karashika will torment me!