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25 Million....make i know when to assist you...Cos me too no like that Op...Her story no even true...Cos na village dem for pay dowry...Why she wan go give government?? Na first time i dey hear that one be that. Meanwhile...Uju, fit be fine girl o...Make u make sure na happy ending...I dey ring side...ready to enter any time...

Op


On behalf of all the good men, the Mr Fixits and Mr Nice guys...I appeal to the Op to reconsider our brother. He go behave himself this time.

Uju, help us beg Op...Biko

But Op will see our red eyes if we found out she has been spreading her two sexy long legs for another pipe layer.

[quote author=prince_onx]What time is it in naija? You won't be here if you have a job. And guy its better to be a slave in foreign land than in your own land! It's a cause that both God and satan forbids for a Nigerian to be a slave in Nigeria![/quote]How you go remember wetin time talk for here?? Lost goat. Na 10am be dis. Some of us own our businesses. I dey my office...Dey multitask. Ass wiping job no dey allow multitasking...I forget.

damiso: I get your point too.I am always telling people off for saying stuff like,' That Nigeria is a sh-it hole','Nigeria is finished' bla bla .Its not on.But you know what i know NIN who say the same and even worse.

Your posts just validate what my main grouse is with Nigeria and Nigerians(believe me the NIDs who go back home to elective offices are worse cue Bankole et al).The main grouse is Materialism.Believe i like money and wherever you live be it in Space lots of money makes life easier.BUT the issue i have is how people not so fortunate are derided left right and center.Everyone cant be rich and some people in Nigeria do those menial jobs that NIN keep harping on about.It just shows you that the average middle class educated Nigerian does not think his driver or a cleaner in the office deseerves a quality of life that is 1/10 like his own.How then can he then oppress the driver? How then will the driver's children dare talk to his own kids?

There are class distinctions in all societies as you cant compare Chelsea and Peckham or Brooklyn and Manhattan BUT at least the kid in peckham can have cornflakes,toast and orange juice for breakfast which is more or less what the kid in Chelsea might be having.

Real talk! if you know how many 9ja guys i dey assist whenever i go over there?? and i try to ask why some can't come back home...9ja is not as bad as many would think. America has made many but you will be disappointed to know how many Nigerian are still hopeless out there.
So wetin come be d point?

[quote author=$25 million]pls do, there's no caveat. I'll gladly help emeka pay ur dowry[/quote]25 Million, Na true say dem dey help igbo guys pay Dowry?? I bin think say na joke...No wonder Ada dey work like machine for Baltimore. O ga o

^^^

Uju!!! Op na your sister ni??

[quote author=prince_onx]First of all I didn't know she was your mother! We've had this conversation before and I promised not to 4ck her again! I'll stick to your sisters so call me sisters4cka! I'll pass on that ugly 8!tch you call mother.
2. You said you will respond only once because YOU cant read! If you were referring to ME, you won't speak again as promised.
3. My a55 has that effect so am not shocked at the $h!t coming out of your mouth after licking it! Just drink a lot of water and you'll be fine in a day or two.[/quote]You better go sleep on time..Day go soon break you go resume your yansh cleaning job. Fvcking slave.

[quote author=$25 million]u'll be a waitress to my kiddos when I visit nnewi for biz[/quote]Badoo !!! 25 Million...you no go rest this case...That Vulcanizer dey with OP right now dey service her...You dey here dey worry about Uju??

damiso: Oga i will keep quoting you cos your take on this is just derision on the standard of living of some people as opposed to actual patrotism.
Every country and i mean EVERY country's citizens moan if things are not going right.You need to see the way Brits moan about govt cuts and austerity measures.Does that mean they are not patriotic?Of course they are.Everyone criticises what they love.Dont u criticise your child if you see they are going down the wrong path?

You keep referring to people living space so to you NIN who live in face me i face you are not people.
I am the first to jump on anyone who speaks bad about Nigeria(my inlaws call me Naija champion) but you sir are probably comfortable or well off and seem to be gloating cos you seem to be doing better than folks in the 'so called abroad'.

Therein sir lies the Nigerian problem and the chief intiator of Corruption.

Just to add people have always emigrated to pursue a better standard of living.People including americans.You have brits living in Spain cos of the sunny weather,Americans living in Norway cos of the liberal tendencies,Indians and chinese living in Nigeria contributing to their home country's economy.
So no sir,you dont need to stay put till things get better.
If that was the case there would be no America as we know it today.They could have remained in Elitist Britain.

Madam, i get your point...but its annoying when dem give these people visa...them go run dey throw stones and insults from afar as 9ja take useless...That's unacceptable.

kingoflag: You must be one ugly modafcuka!



P.S: Isnt it ironic that youre coming to a place where youre so sure everyone hates you just cause of how you look? I'm just saying, if it was me, Id stay far away from such a place and her people.

Denzel Washington! Na business waka me dey! Your photo disappear for your profile Abeg park well...Home is where i wanna be...I no dey against your America waka...But no tell us how this country no take get light and good road...Na everyday dem dey fix Chicago Road...Atlanta same thing...That's corruption! its way to embezzle taxpayers money...So the corruption is everywhere!
Dirty boy

[quote author=prince_onx]Look at who is trying to educate someone about America/Americans! And who care how many times you visit here and how long you stay? Do you know how many times I visit Nigeria every year myself? Abi me and you dey compete? Patriotic my A55! And here is a picture of it, Kiss it![/quote]Morafucker! See as your yansh dry...Food Stamp no reach you? Wetin dey Allen Junction if you don enter 13hrs flight recently. You better talk make we arrange you ship come back...No flight for prodigal children...

Dirty boy

[quote author=$25 million]I'll buy your entire clan and village[/quote]LOL....The babes dey support dem fellow woman...No blame dem. My mind tell me say the bobo no too hold money na why she bail...My mind dey lie at times sha...

[quote author=prince_onx]Wow! Some of you are really filled with bitterness and hatred for Nigerians living outside Nigeria. Most of you really think living abroad is all about getting rich! Does it ever occur to you that Nigerians had been living outside Nigeria way back as 19kiridim? Way back since when it was $3 to N1? Trust me, some of those guys might be living in boxes but they surely have better life than you (I don't care where you live or work). There's a system in place here to treat them when sick with or without money, feed them, educate them, and security guaranteed. I guess it's true that when a bad habit last for decades it becomes a norm in the society! Keep praising the mess you call Nigeria and having sleepless night about me in US while dying in silent over there! Smdh.[/quote]I no go answer you pass this cos you no sabi read. This is not about dying in silence. This is about being patriotic and supportive of a better Nigeria. The Americans didn't run away from their country. They stayed put until things turned out fine.

Na you know the enjoyment wey you dey for your small cubicle wey you call studio cos Music studio big pass that shiit.

Living Abroad? We are tired of you bad-mouthing our hustle here. Nigeria is not the only African country going through this setback so make una stop to wash una mouths on this country.

I dey go America in few days... to come back in few weeks...I no like cold weather, i hate oyinbo people dey look me like terrorist, i no like to enter bar, the white girl rush hug her bag for chest like say i be thief.

Enjoy your America but no add salt to our injury if you can't do shiit about it.

This OP no be Saint! Abi how you go marry person for just 8 months? The nigga wey she marry might be an Agbero on his own but OP sef na badoo. My nigga don change and see better reasons to hold on to his wife...na why him wan reconcile but if you rather be After-1 then na u sabi.

My advice be dis: If the guy no use juju hold you before you marry am...then there must be something pleasant about him. So make u go back to drawing board with the nigga, make una see where things go wrong, make una try to fix am...You don't have to move in with him to see if he has changed...and pray too. Unless one bobo don enter your eyes for road too.

My mind tell me say una go sweet if una come back...but my mind dey lie too at times...So Check for ursef.

touchmeder: Sorry just a question,do you really need a divorce from the court for a traditional wedding? Do they do that in customary court or what?

I wonder o!

InvertedHammer: Misconception!

What you don't realize is that NID are the ones developing Nigeria. Those houses you see in most cities and
believe that NIN don hammer actually were built by NID. If you check Western Union and Moneygram data, you
will be amazed at what percentage equivalent of Nigeria GDP that NID contribute to Nigeria every year.

If Nigeria is this bad with all the financial support coming from NID, I wonder what it would be if such
support is withdrawn.

Believe it or not, the little peace you enjoy in Nigeria today is being subsidized by NID.

Abi, you high this morning ni??

@OP

Those American wannabes will do anything to criticize your post. Some of us that plies Lagos-America back and forth knows better than to sit back in foreign land hoping that really solves a thing. Tell them to enumerate their current jobs out there.

If the vagabondss in Aso rock will simply do us the favor; fix the damnn roads, improve our power supply, create more jobs, especially in Agriculture and Textile, improve National security and empower the youth as much as possible, implement the damnn laws and stop giving shameless privileges to those politicians!!!...There will be lesser reasons to leave this country for Chicago where cold weather will jeopardize your health big time.

See, 80% of Nigerians in Diaspora are still trying to get rich. When they do, the next thing they wanna do is come back home. Forget the hype and "gonna' wanna" They live in shoe boxes, menial jobs and shiit. They are extremely stingy( they call it being meticulous but i don't see it that way)

Nigeria will survive- We won't give up Cos America sef get her own problems to solve.

GeJ79: BUSH GIRL.....NO BIKINI N U DEY FORM SAY U DEY BEACH....U NO WANT MAKE WE SEE UR KROKRO YASH.

NEXT TIME WEAR BIKINI AT THE BEACH SINCE U WAN FORM CELEB FOR NAIJA.....ARE YOU A LEARNER?

ASK RIHANA

Abeg park well! Helen just born finish! 9ja people too like to yab.

lynpetra: Kai Emenike last attempt almost gave mo an orgaasm

That your camel toe na wa for am...LOL

WE DON DO OJORO SCORE!!!

Na wa o...Why we come dey like this?

WE NO GET TEAM!!! MIDFIELD IS CLUELESS!!!

LOL

Intimidation! No idea why he apologized.

I'm with Osaze on this one. Not everybody is an ass-kisser and to think Keshi will take Super Eagles to the promise land shows how delusional NFA is. Togo sacked that dude if yall forgot that sshit.

He made great points though.

biz4naija: Nigerians will never seize to amaze me, why have some dude decided to tarnish the imagine of another Nigerian?


Its so surprising that the admin would have to take up this thread without even confirming from me the business
that transpired between myself and the guy that claim he paid N95k?

Well i think my taking time to defend myself here makes no defference, i will remain mute until the admin
explain why he has to take this thread to the front without contacting to confirm if i received a payment
from that guy

the real poster who said he paid 30k to my account was actually refunded after i noticed he truly paid
and i also posted the refunded teller here, so why would the thread be taking to the front page?

You go dey steal meat for pot.

cryptic: You are about the only person that has made a sensible post here. Nigerians are sick people. They let out the frustration at the slightest opportunity. So what if he dosen't look like him? Do you all have to be insultive? BTW, there is a very slight resemblance. You all insulting the guy can all go fu,ck yourselves. You all better than he is both morally and physically? are we not all gonna die, smell and rot away? So what makes Nonso Diobi Better? You all are lowlives.

Shoo....E reach like that??

You look like Nonso's elder brother.

@OP

Thank you for this breaking news...This is way better than the messed up sad news we read on here these days. Comedy Extra