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OMG...Dude you look like my gateman

[quote author=pimp_lucious ]These people are just incredible! While South Africa power generation stands at 34,000MW at the moment, they are celebrating 4,350MW and calling it a "feat?" bunch of old fools[/quote]This hood is truly messed up!

realmscape: 2nd to comment...im back

1money: ha ha 3rd

^^^^

Whats wrong with you??

@OP

Someone needs to put those rulers head in place.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]She bin talk say all the tins wey them do show for tv as them dey advertise sanitary pad no be true. When woman dey get dem perioid, they no fit waka from their room to the kitchen sef talk more of fly comot for plane or jump from bridge. . .the sport wey dem they call bungee jumping or swim 100 laps.

She say all that happy happy smile smile wey them show for TV na lie. Some women the cry bitter tears on top the period wey dey catch them because sometimes the blood wey the comot from them abunna hot pass hell fire.

The reason why them no like to show that kind thing na because the first time dem try am, some men turn to cry baby bonti, they cry sotey e remain small them mama for put them for back to comfort them. So because them no want a society where women go carry grown men for back, them kukuma change the advert and pretend say period time na fun time for women.

She kon thank Richard, the olofofo man who expose them secret, she say from now na the truth people go begin hear about women and their period.

Shei you get am naa abi anything else remain wey you no understand?[/quote]Reported Speech nicely done. Good job future CNN Pidgin news reporter.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Chima is Igbo not Gambian. Winks. I am not white either.
Tell ur mum....too much bleach![/quote]Dirty woman.

ayoola2002: Ask ur slowpoke parent.

Emulate your father bro, he trained you better. Dirty Boy

@OP

Did you let him hit it?

LOL

Flashback!!

Wow...They look so much like Mr and Mrs Chima.

@OP

I would say Congratulations if your Boss is single, divorce or a widow. If she's married, you should stop the act with immediate effect. You hear me so??

Well, Annie could do better.

Yes, you could. A very fugly one.

Marry her MF.

[quote author=Donalð Genes]Farts ontop Op*cat-walks away[/quote]Cat-walks away?? You straight?

ayoola2002: Who beg u to like boxing? If u don't like boxing, watch other sport. But for ManyPacquio, no champion for life and time to hang up glove and face politics.

Nope, Manny still got good game.I won't advice hanging his glove. He was not slick like he used to be and mostly unlucky last night. F-ing ran into the damn punch that KOed him.

Manny has so much going on outside boxing. I miss the old Pacman. I need PACQUIAO-MARQUEZ 5 to get over this !!

@Op

Please pass me your light skinned girls for proper verification.

I dunno how that pillow is going to give him a Beeejay nor get pregnant?

Kolade9: this his a good things

Yes this her a good thingz.

@Op

Tell your boyfriend.

@Op

You are an evergreen Ashawo.

Arsenal is allergic to Trophies.

Tonto Dike...To-to and priick...Best name for a weirdo

^^^
LOL

Oops...Stabbed Over wetin? Abeg deal with am when you heal finish...Mumu girl.