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[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498765#msg7498765 date=1294634075]I don't give a bleep you about you not liking me naughty woman arse mofo.

You come out of people's arse and go through the drain to the ocean that how much you exist TO ME.

You don't like yourself and I am not surprise. I can see why you don't. You mad at your parents for letting your worthless arse live. You can solve all of your problems simply pulling the trigger and I can help.

You calling me sttupid, but you conversing with me. Do what smart people do. Go read a book.[/quote]do what smart people do?The fact that feminism has just recently arrived and you have this guts after a few thousand years of male domination says something; most women are slow. I'm not on your level.You have a man that has pitied you, i dont care about you. I get laid, you get screwed every now and then. I hope you have se'x tonight or he shows on appointment Poor Bintu

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498747#msg7498747 date=1294633324]Yes, you wasted your precious on someone you claimed you do not like. Lying is your forte huh?

Need to borrow some kobo? Hoes are awaiting![/quote]I know you don't appreciate the fact that i do not like you but i can't help it ! I'm not stuck on it though, i might like you for your stupidit.y as time goes by.

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498702#msg7498702 date=1294631800]Once again, buttfucker stop daydreaming about getting back with your fat ex girlfriend.  She dumped you because you didn't have enough cheetos and dip huh?  You know what you look kind of sick.  Did you get tested yet?

You know there a video going around saying a chick slept with guys that look like you in your region.  She didn't look so well either.  Are you the dude in this video?

http://www.shufuni.com/amateurs+benin-girl+175707/

Your house is dirty and you need to get tested.[/quote]If you have done anything sensible today, its showing me this poorn site. Would make up for all the time i've wasted on you.

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I'm not a fan of skinny women but you are too fat for me or my brother. You snared my brother and we er letting him loose soon.

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498677#msg7498677 date=1294630772]You couldn't even pay for a free ho! Yeah they can't get enough of you alright. They trying to get close enough to poison your naughty woman arse.[/quote]I do no hos until i met you. Fat biitch, typing won't make you lose weight. Hit the gym, drop the junk foods and have more se'x.[s] ( you need to smell good to entice him- I could perceive your piggy smell from here)[/s]

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498657#msg7498657 date=1294630116]Now you competing for my husband's anus?  Now you getting a little too freaky for me.  Imma have to watch you with both eyes from now on.  Buttfucker.[/quote]Your hubby is my brother. He should place better surveillance on you and Jose ( hubby thought Jose is gay) .

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498654#msg7498654 date=1294630014]Greedy?  How is a woman greedy working for herself and making her own money without depending on the likes of you?  I feel sorry for the chicks in your region.  They have to put on a smile and pray to keep from killing your arse.  Not that I don't blame them.  I mean if you so happened to fall on a knife that a sister is holding.  May your soul never rest.


Awww.  I am pissing you off?  Good.    (crunching on cheerios with bananas)  This poo is good![/quote]Back to sender.  You have a job? What sort? Guess i saw you on bbwhunter.com!  The chics in my region and everywhere i go couldn't get enough of me. If only u were single, you woulda been my one nightstand on Halloween Day.

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498640#msg7498640 date=1294629465]Hmmmmm.  This cheerios with cold milk is delllicccious!  Tasty! Let me add some bananas to the mix![/quote]Cold milk again?? That wont help your weight loss woman. I bet grinding is out of it for you; don't scream when a slim shady takes him to cloud 9. Its your fault.

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498631#msg7498631 date=1294629208]You are more unfortunate than me.  You still stuck in 1933.  I bet you think the Nazis coming to your village huh?  INCOMING![/quote]Greedy woman;  its cool for men to get stuck on feeding and taking care of your sorry arse but its not ideal for women to get stuck on been obedient, respectful and humble. Just shut up and go to bed, you are pissing me off at this point.

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498629#msg7498629 date=1294629136]If fat people are eating cheerios to lose weight. Then what are skinny people eating cheerios for?  To lose bones?   [/quote]Yes you are feeding my brother that rubbish cheerios tonight because you are too lazy to cook some delicious supper. You are fat, your stomach is assumed large, how many cheerios will you even pack in No use mess finish my brother for night o. Cheerios bawo?

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498625#msg7498625 date=1294628878][size=22pt]Lmao![/size]

Ooh lawd!  I am in tears!  Whooo lawd!  I guess you still think because the chicks you suckered depend on you for money that all other chicks do.  

I make my OWN money and the checks I get come in MY NAME.  I do not depend on NO MAN for what I need and want.  Trust.  Until you realize there are MILLIONS of women owning and running things, the better off you would be.  

I suggest you go find you some little girl who don't mind being brainwashed by a jackarse.[/quote]Yes, unmerited civilization ruined it all. You have no right to own or run anything. You are suppose to be in the kitchen washing,cleaning and procreating afterwards.

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498618#msg7498618 date=1294628547][size=22pt]LMAO!  Fat people are the only ones that eat cheerios?  Buahahahahah! [/size]

I am still laughing at him!  He said fat people are the only ones that eat cheerios!  Help!  Somebody! (crying and hooting)[/quote]Unfortunate Americana! Cheerios is breakfast meal; you have that for dinner if you are trying to lose some of those burger king weight you gathered. Seriously , don't feed my brother that rubbish again; maybe he's shy to tell you but i'm not. He's africano.

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498611#msg7498611 date=1294628326]Do you have access to a public library? If so, please consult a dictionary and look up the word "Free". I have consulted the strip clubs all over Lagos. They said they do not offer free services and the cheapest they go for is N20k.

Oh boy! Houston, we have a problem! I repeat Houston we have a problem![/quote]I know your favorite se'x position is bending over my brother's wallet. You too like money!!! I won't pay you shishi.

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498608#msg7498608 date=1294628160]Excuse me Boyroy,

I know you slow so let me help you.  I am in America and it is dinner time now.  You should be in bed by this time resting for work in the morning but I see you do not have anywhere to go.  So it play time for little Johnny.  

Here is a sucker.  Suck on it.[/quote]Now, who eats cheerios at night You must be truly overweight and trying to lose some. I'm not worried about you; please put nice meal on the table for our brother. African men don't eat cheerios at night- oh my brother!!! which kin life be dis now

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498591#msg7498591 date=1294627840]190,

You know damn well that him trying to entice a sucker to sleep with him for free![/quote]Now she wants money for se'x!!! Trailer trash biitches won't get more than $5 from me and i must be extremely snockered.

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498575#msg7498575 date=1294627402]Hold on! Let me fix him a bowl of cheerios.  Be right back![/quote]Oh no liar!  Cheerios at this time of the day Are you in North Korea?? Please don't feed our brother with junks o. OMG; now this is serious!!!

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498552#msg7498552 date=1294626815][size=33pt]LAUGHING SO GLEEFUL[/size]

Be ware of the anus snatcher!  [/quote]Can't have se'x with you. Lose some weight dammit. You keep talking about anus.

Stubborn goat; go to bed. I'm not your hubby. I wish you spend as much time as you spend with me wth your hubby. Better be careful or you'd join the single ladies clique once again.

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498538#msg7498538 date=1294626548]Your mother loves you. She would have swallowed you if she didn't. [/quote]And who says my brother doesn't love you, $20 would have taken care of this long project he got himself in.

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498517#msg7498517 date=1294626155][/quote]Right choice. Sleep tight biitch.

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498481#msg7498481 date=1294625346]My husband is not your brother, you limp kinni sucker.[/quote]Oh No, your hubby is so tired of you, he bought you a desktop ( no laptop for trailer trash biitches) so you could make virtual babies and spend your marital life on Nairaland. Poor thing.

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498477#msg7498477 date=1294625266]Do you want me to shed tears that you don't like me?  Seriously?  Good luck trying to send me to bed in tears.  BUAHAHHAAHHA!  190 has a better chance than you and even HE couldn't send me to bed in tears.  
[size=44pt]LIGHTS OUT![/size][/quote]Who cares who has better chances I don't do married women. I jst don't like your gut.

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498443#msg7498443 date=1294624589][size=44pt]LMAO![/size] That picture hot! Gone boy!

That okay little boy, take a number and there are millions who don't like me. I sleep very well at night. [/quote]I don't like you. I'm number one. This lil boy will bash you until you cry to bed; just trying to show some respect to my brother that married you.

You are such a bully Ma'm. I hate you.

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498381#msg7498381 date=1294623899]You wear your age very well.[/quote]Sharaap! A man is talking. Go wash 'em dishes.

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498367#msg7498367 date=1294623667]You put me in my place? What is my place and do it make you feel like a mini man to THINK that you did?

I am not one of your action figure doll. Do you want a barbie doll collection too?[/quote]Huh? Translation Please.

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=581557.msg7498323#msg7498323 date=1294623219][size=44pt]THANK GOD![/size]

If I have to be stiupid for you to grow up then I am all for it!  I guess you mad I HAVE NOT YET TO KISS YOUR ARSE HUH?  You will live.  Now, you can go.[/quote]Yes, you are older than i am because you have had more se'x.  Bingo

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Not here because of you- you ain't special. If you didn't write crap on my screen, I would nt have responded. The last time i checked, NL is a public forum. Feels good to knw i finally put you in your place. Next.

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Oh No! I'd rather have 10 bottles of beer than have you Eve, but too bad i will be just as stu.pid as you after getting drunk. Beer has female hormones in it. Beat that.

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage. Oops

Now, Hold up! Who the heck is going to arrest the FG; Federal roads are so unkempt!!!

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We love our mothers. We simply hate women with bad attitude. Women that wants to upgrade their status to men. You are a woman , you ought to be beautiful, kind and gentle- too bad you are the direct opposite.