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BRANDY: "Nothing"


No more love songs. Its now wine am well.

Yes i will forgive her but nothing more, Women must not get caught cheating, Its most irritating and unacceptable. You are not a guy.

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LOL No, i'm a dude. I will leave her to handle you at her own pace.

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Her kini is the sloppyjoe. Her kini takes any size. Babies are delivered through her kini.

Tell her you are over 10 inches, she won't take to her heels. They get stuck on mine.

Loveangel:
Who is losin??LOL

Losing  Seriously! I dunno where you are coming from but personally, a bad wife must go. Bad marriages will do nothing but to cut your life short.  I think 90% of men were not given an ideal orientation when it comes to women. Maybe our forefathers were confused too but not again;  Our generation would be different.

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Agbaya!!!  The poor lady is not here to exhibit her grammatical efficiency. You get more of shorthands and colloquial expressions on here but we do understand the illustrations at the end of the day.

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She won't run, trust me, That sloppyjoe would take any size; babies walk on by.

@TINK   70% of Nigerian men are nicely endowed.  It is true that having a big ROD is a man's ticket to confidence; we attract more girls and we dig deeper. Our Public Resume says it all.

Naija women has big issues like their big big handbags. But like i said , its not only about 9ja women, i just find anything that bleeds for 3-5days without dying complicated.
If Dad had told me better, i woulda let women be completely.  Black or White, women are the same. Full of drama.

Divorce the idi0t or stay in the relationship for the kids without worrying about the bingo. No sex for the silly woman, no intimate discussions, no family plans, none of these should be made with her. Ignore the opportunist.
Someday she's going to feel like crap; especially when her waist is finally bent and she stops feeling sexy and presentable.  
We know her type and we have their sizes. Man up. Its not been mean but putting the villager in her place.

Maybe its not asunder [/b]but we need a [b]new vocab for folks that married a completely wrong partner. Think you would be sticking around at your own peril. Even the Bible says you should flee the devil asap.

tensor777:
That is pure nonsense as impulsive decisions are invariably foolish decisions. Anyway we are talking about his wife and kids here not his girlfriend or occasional love mate

Now how good is the impure crap of allowing a bad relationship to go on? It don;t matter if its a wife or GF contest. Man up.

@OP   The first decision that hits your mind is the best. Whatever that is.  Don't stress your brains thinking of alternative measures to stay put.

90% of women will prey on ur nice side( like she preyed on you bringing her sorry local village a$$ to a foreign land) and then spit your a$$ to the curb for something or someone new and better. Never trust them with 100%. i dont give a damn what she tells u afterwards, dont trust it.

ruffrider:
I didn't say it was referring to naji women only.  I am assuming the guy is from Naji, and his lady is from Naji.  I have a friend who divorce an  American lady for no reason.  Went back to Naji to married his sweetie.  His sweeti came to the States, left him, took the kids, and he can't even see his kids without the mother being in the same room.  I know serveral men who went through this.  So that is why I say, just because she is from your country, doesn't make her better than Ameican ladies. That is all I am saying ROY MARY.

Okay.You are right too. S[b]tupid Naija men[/b]; thats a different topic. I acknowledge we have guys with no brains; so i got your point correctly now.

ruffrider:
[color=#990000][/color]I am goin to share some fustration on this one;  You guys always think that your women understands you best, but it's not true all the time.  You guys come to the States, play with the American women, married them, divorce them, and go back home and marry your lady.  It is not right.  

Dunno what you are talking about but this is not solely about Nigerian women but women generally,  if it wasn’t for the furry thing between their legs, you would fuc king’ feed ‘em! Whether working with them, socialising with them or just having to talk to them, they’ve got different kinda brain cells.

Never trust anything that bleeds for 3-5 straight days and doesn't fu cking die.  This women no dey feel the lonliness and rejection that men have to put up with. 98% of women does is sit around, look pretty and wait for us to do something. I wish they could feel one moment of what it takes to put up with their crap. Pretty sure they can't handle it.

Don't marry her o!!! I dunno why we all want to marry sef.

Funny thread, Handsome or Ugly, Just be rich or at least be pretty comfortable. Would be worse if you are one broke a$$.

Seriously, women are full of drama. Relationship and Marriage is overrated.

@Poster

I deem your Post gibberish.

A simpleton sees no big deal about the commencement of a new Beginning. Its like a mother who says a child's birthday is overrated.

Your Dad should also go through your Nairaland Posts to know better. Would be shellacking when we Guys are done with you, then you would give your Dad some credit.

@OP

She hides her phone because she does not want you to use up her call credit.

Seriously, where are you from? Holy See?

Your naivete is cave class.

OLEKU is HOT!!!  BUT  You should listen to Jesse Jags ft BRYMO.  "LOVE U" Its hotter!

Kindly list the flaws of that school. Would make things clearer. Private schools always face discrimination but does not imply they are no good.

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I asked the dude if he was "drunk" when he made the comment. Snockered is American Slang.

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Were you snockered when you wrote this

I know few kids in that school and i don't find this update funny. Whats the source?

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Dr Phil! Please tell that madam some more. 2 years does not sound like 2 weeks nor 2 months to me. She's simply missing the guy. If any of my ex shows up, we won't go beyond s3x.

Seriously, the Poster asked for what she got. She's the one that ruined the relationship and shouldn't come up saying the dude has some ego issues. He's a man and needs a reasonable bit of that.

No girl is going to tell me she needs some ridiculous space unless she's just had enough and wants out. You don't put your partner on iggy and go pick them up whenever you feel ready. Its crazy.

Poster must have ego issues herself or she woulda ironed out the problems with her man instead of asking for those egocentric break.

Now, enough of the scolding.

It will take time for you to love again and the way out is for you to pay less attention to your emotions and along the line you might find yourself in love again. Its a natural thing huh?