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190:
[color=deeppink]Tpia should take examples of her age mate

She should look at people like IVYNWA

That lady is somebdy  i have Flawless respect for

she respects herself and has self pride and diginity

and BTW she has 6 kids (four boys and 2 girls)

Unlike some of her mates (TPIA) here planning to return to the village

7 late husband,No menopause NO ISSUE, [/color]

190,  Lets allow Tpia catch her breath. We still love her regardless. Or you despise her completely  I like her, i just need her to work on two things,  her attitude and her beauty.  

Sleep well bro.

tpia1:
like i always say, you people should stop exposing your mamas.

we all know na only someone wey witch born, can vomit the type of crap you're known for.

Grandma, i'm leaving you o. Sleep well too and hope you experience beauty at least in your sleep. Be back for you soon.

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=579956.msg7492946#msg7492946 date=1294553643][color=#0055bb]<<<<getting sleepy but is overtaken by laughs!

STOP IT GUYS LOL. Go to bed!     [/color][/quote]True dat!  Have a good night rest and remain beautiful

190:
[color=deeppink]^^sadly im not interested, because her menopause ended 50yrs ago

so bro no need helping her, She should return back to her village and climb palm tress[/color]

I'm sure she wet her boxers ( she wears no gstrings)  thinking we could truly help her break the yoke of that unwanted celibacy; Nothing for you, go back to your village.

190:
[color=deeppink]Tpia and 190 last nite!!

Roymary HELP ME HELP ME!! [/color]

Oh no, No dirty wretched witch will have power over you; who cares if they marry or not; we can help her when we are drunk, but make sure you are outta my bed before i wake up Tpia!

tpia1:
what an embarassment to nigeria and nigerian men.

anyway, some women might like you like that.

monkey no fine but im still go date sha.

craze people full this place.

If you were a perfectly normal human being, i woulda explained what i meant but as it is, you jst won't get it.

@Tpia
Seriously, you too worwor . To get laid, you need a makeover! To get married you need plastic surgery.

tpia1:
people talk poo because they mean it oh.


better shine your eyes.

lots going on in broad daylight with nigerian saboteurs.

same ones selling themselves in days gone by. Even now sef -afterall we're shipping ourselves across the sahara and beyond.

Diary of an ugly old black woman on Nairaland.

^^^

Be careful o, Don't let her bite you or piss on you.

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=579956.msg7492794#msg7492794 date=1294550706][color=#0055bb]^^lol I dont know about all of that (she wants to be me stuff) because I can be quite classless @ times when heated however, I ain't on some Christmas to Christmas month by month Grinch schit  [/color][/quote]I just know she has so much envy for you. Lack of husband could be frustrating.

tpia1:
all this because i refused your friendship offer.

what are you trying to do?

insult me into submission?

aint gonna work.

face the ones who like you abeg.


you want the moon. What will you do with it after or if you get it?

it will be useless to you and you'll be useless to it as well.

Jealousy is the root of hatred. Mz Dark is the lady Ugly Tpia would love to be, but her full blown bad attitude won't give her a chance.

tpia1:
seriously, roymary isnt worth the dot at the end of this sentence.

same goes for 190.

but anyone who wants to kiss their behinds for whatever reason, should go ahead and do so.

it's a free world.

men are scarce, therefore

Old Hag syndrome.  Too old and retarded for the public, stay indoor Old gizzard. what are you doing with a computer Go pick up your typewriter!

190:
[color=deeppink]May Gawd help somebody break that menopause in her life this year

AMEN, [/color]

Old retired village witch that has no shame,

with her wrinked black azz, she can keep calling names for all i care,

@least shes getting the opportunity to get serviced from an unfortunate dude

tpia you are too old for this sh1t you are doing,

why dont you jump off the closest skyscraper to you

Classic

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=579956.msg7492633#msg7492633 date=1294546485]You seem very obsessed with my husband.  I have some gay friends I can hook you up with but my husband is off limit to you buttfucker.  Tipia is my kind?  If my kind is a female with a brain then you exactly right and you are wrong when you say Mz Dark is not my kind because she is a female with a brain.  

My house you called a dumpster is ten times better than that shithole you call hut.  It bleeped up when you have to go outside to take a piss and down to the river to take a sip of pissy water.  Leave it to a fool who think tylenol is a sleeping pill.  You seen your mother cheated on your father huh?  Bummer.  Hooray for your mother.  

America has slums and projects correct in comparison to the shithole you live it a mansion in comparison.  You still digging holes to pour your excretes?  If my husband didn't want to marry me he wouldn't.  What you confessing that Nigerian men like you are not-so-smart?  If so, you are correct.

Why are you worrying about who marrying who?  Do you have someone to chase after or did fat thighs rejected you?  

Don't worry you living in enough hell for the both of us just breathing.  It must sucks to be you.[/quote]There she goes again. Gay? as much as i despise feminine arrogance, i'm also not a fan of homosexuality. Your hubby is a considerate and good man and best of it, He's Nigerian. I am your in-law. Lol

You need to visit Nigeria, the cheapest property in my residence cost over $200,000:00 You need not stroll out to take a piss in such housing, all Ensuite.


Okay i'll be the man and let you have the last say!, you win, go to bed, you should be cuddling right now and not cyber-bullying me.

Truce.

BTW, that Tylenol makes me sleep.

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=579956.msg7492579#msg7492579 date=1294544072]You need to stop talking about your momma like that.  She had to sucked the doctor manliness just to birth your worthless arse.  You have not seen me but you assumed my bosoms are sagging and my legs are fat because you daydreamed about a chick that rejected you.  Really.  You need to step up your game because you come online beating your chest to faceless women practicing so you can attempt to "snare" a chick as you call it.  

The last time I peeked outside I didn't know American had villages.  Next time try chatting paying attention to the screen.  We all do not live in huts.   That right hurry up and run home before the government turn off the lights.  You worked hard for that cyber cafe time didn't you.  Next time your money is better spent finding a real job.  

No, you wouldn't be able to scam me and you said you wouldn't give me any money.  See that why you failed at scamming.  You are not suppose to give money but to steal money. It okay Furry Az will teach you when he have time.  

You called me a village fool  but you spend an hour of your cyber cafe trying to "beat" down a faceless chick and only to leave the computer site disappointed.  You couldn't tame Tipia, Mz Dark, and you failed horribly attempting to tame Mrs. Eve.  

I see you trying to kiss Mz Dark's arse looking for a cyber friend?  You do better getting that Benin girl on Shu nup.  She will be your friend for some kobo seeing that all you can afford.  Don't let the white men snatch your used meat!

Guess what naughty woman, this chick will continue to talk to you like A SHITTY BOY YOU IS. What you gon do naughty woman?[/quote]You are truly an Email kinda woman, outta 10 things you say, 8 is nonsense.

If you truly love that man that put you in that dumpster you call a house, you wouldnt have married him. You know you are a pain in the neck! You have intensified his religion, he now believe there is Hell; cos thats what you give him.

tpia1 is your kind, Mz Dark is not. There is no crime having cyber friends, much better than you seeking cyber se'x when hubby is fast asleep; i bet you add some tylenol to his tea to make him sleep deeper simply to commit your adultery. You pig.

Yes, America has slums(in the making), ghettos and villages( rural area). You can deny all you can but I've been to all.

Back to your sagged booobies, what hot chic sound like you? You are extremely vulgar and i would cover your ugly face with your Extra large bra while thrusting you from behind, i sure hope i don't throw up in the process.   Oops , sorry! i forgot you are married, but why would he marry a trailer trash like you You snared him dammit!!! Thats criminal!

190:
[color=deeppink]where is ms.firey crouch,

this dude is winning he kant win!! [/color]

Shoo!!! No join them o, Well, i'm outta here. Deal with the women until i return; i know you have your ways.

Later bro.

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=579956.msg7492477#msg7492477 date=1294541169]Snared?  naughty woman, you nigerian men are like tissue easy to use and throw away!  Are you serious?  Snared?  naughty woman please.  Stretch marks?  Have you been lusting over your mother again?  I don't do mexicans baby and if that what you like I can introduce you to Jose.  He like tight arse and men with blond weave.  Go get him tiger!  

It take citizenship and a special visa to live in America.  Seeing you the scammer that sent me an email talking about you dying of lung cancer.  I see you didn't die naughty woman.  You couldn't get a sucker huh?[/quote]I just know you are not one hot chic; so i know you've got stretch marks on your sagged boooobies, fat belly, legs and hands.

I bet with all the student loans, you still couldn't make it to HS.  Special visa Didn't know some visas are not special.  Your village is calling, they need their idiiot back; go back to your cave Ms.

Talking about scams, if i was a scammer, would your hungry bitchy arse reject my cash? aint you a woman

Give credit to the provision of internet, you are privileged to chit-chat with an IT specialist.

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=579956.msg7492502#msg7492502 date=1294541790][color=#0055bb]^I am leaving my job right now. Will reply when I get home bro. [/color][/quote]Okay. Be safe.

190:
[color=deeppink]^^I noticed it too,

What did roymary put in his mouth that made ms.eve BAIL,  
Could it be the missiles or the smell[/color]

Excuse me? what missiles?  Feel free to spot them out.   As for smell, if you perceive any foul odor here, its definitely from Madam _Evil Eve.

@Mzdarkskin

Have you heard the saying that a society in which women are taught anything but the management of a family, the care of men, and the creation of the future generation is a society which is on its way out. Women are trying to compete with men in this race and its uncalled for. Its like a employee competing with the employer. A proper wife must be totally obedient, it does not make you a slave or a lesser being but that total submission is required of you as a woman.

You owe your children your time, love and care; it does not make you a dunce nor a slave, its just the right thing to do as required by nature.

In the strict sense of the term, men and women are not equal, and never will be. Equality implies transitivity, that one can be substituted for the other, that one is as interchangeable and the same as the other.  Physical differences even make this impossible.

Yes, its 2011 but good woman are laidback and obedient. No questions.

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=579956.msg7492401#msg7492401 date=1294538892]Boyroy,

You clearly must have been sucking on some pale punny and if that what you like then make sure you do not lice on the chin.   Not Iice, Lice.  

My nuts look better than your face you dried up arse goat bleep. I suggest you find a little girl to play with because I am not your average chick.  

You wish you was an American you loin cloth shoes wearing naughty woman.   Remind these nuts when you go down on one knee buttfucker.[/quote]You did a good job to have snared that man that changed your status.  Your real trouble is that you have *all* that ppussy and you think every man will want to suck on it. Get rid of those stretch marks all over your body and that mexico laborer might consider spanking you when your man is outta town.

If i was not American, it truly wouldn't have made a big difference. Doesn't take citizenship to visit or live in America. How does dual citizenship sound to you, bitttch?

190:
[color=deeppink]ROY YOU STILL DEY HERE,


RUNN, [/color]

Run bawo? she ain't no match for me.

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=579956.msg7492349#msg7492349 date=1294537565][color=#0055bb]I AM CRYING laughing LOL, she called him a btch a$s mofo!!!! That's how I know she is American!!!!        Only they can come up with such a combination!!!

@Roymary   well since we are not worth a piece of testicle why don't you just beat yours instead of looking to women to satisfy you,
since we are "not worth it". I love and respect you too dear but you still better run! I hear Ms.Eve yelling down the hall!  [/color][/quote]Yes, she's a trailer trash American woman! I could smell her dirty bra and tank top from here.

Seriously, when bashing those bad women, some good women gets the hit too. I'm sorry Mzdarkskin; will take you to the next Jill Scott concert if i have to.

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=579956.msg7492330#msg7492330 date=1294537129]See I was given permission by your OWN BROTHER TO WHOOP your mofo arse!  

Let me tell you something naughty woman arse mofo, you don't know me and I suggest you cease and desist before you get yo desolate, snotty nosed, and limp manliness arse whooped.  

I only asked you a mofo question and since you too upset to answer my mofo question you had to called me enraged.  How the bleep am I enraged asking yo ignant arse a gotdamn question?  Now if you would have called me silly for asking yo ignant arse a question then I would have agreed with yo stanky, yellow fever, black malaria, and tuna fish arse!  naughty woman.[/quote]Prove me wrong Ms.  Once again, you are enraged and it shows what manner of wife you are or would be. Let me school you a lil.  In childhood a woman must be subjected to her father; in youth to her husband; when her husband is dead, to her sons. A woman must never be free of subjugation. What gives you the impression that because its 2011 you are allowed to dine freely when men are around.  Someone needs to remain you of your sex. Show some respect! I don't care how old your plain face is.

190:
[color=deeppink]ROTFLMFAO,

Roy please RUN, [/color]

Bro, i aint running! I've got their various sizes.

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=579956.msg7492317#msg7492317 date=1294536868][color=#0055bb]190!!! Stop it! https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/xaymaica/bluecheese.png

Roymary!! (chuckles a bit) you know you are soo wrong for that! https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/xaymaica/blueshock.png

As a matter of a fact as demonstrated by myself and Ms.Eve on the first three pages, this
whole thread is wrong and has no solid foundation! You guys need to stop being mad @ the fact
that men get owned and are to be owned! https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/xaymaica/bluecheese.png[/color][/quote]MzDarkskin!!! You know i gat love and respect for you. Some of these women just wanna piece off a brother.  BTW, Men get owned and are to be owned Oh no, what are you talking about?  One thousand women are not worth a single testicle.  

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=579956.msg7492218#msg7492218 date=1294534696]Oh now she a naughty woman cos you ran out of poo to say?[/quote]Another enraged woman. Ya''ll gets frantic to hear the truth. Change your attitude, you are women, you are suppose to be cute, cuddly, naive little thing — tender, sweet, and stupidd.

Why try to be smart ? its not your thing.

tpia1:
blah blah blah.

find someone else to offload your misery on.

i'm not interested, thank you.

I have no misery , i know you are a silly woman, you are only good at procreation. Stay on that lane; biitch! Men are talking.

^^^

My Mother? Its obvious you are insane and you enjoy every minute of it. FYI , Most aged mothers( not all) have outgrown the typical traits of most women; they become sweet as they grow older and grow spiritually. So, when we are talking about enraged women of your kind, we are not referring to our mothers.

Thank your stars for the availability of internet, this feminine ego of yours woulda died in the bedroom and kitchen. I know you want to act like a man, just be a gentleman at least.

No, Men are so irresponsible!!! They insists on treating women like they were perfectly normal human being. Now, thats irresponsibility on men's part.

Woman is the only creature in nature that hunts down its hunters and devours the prey alive. Women have very little idea of how much men hate them. We just love the furry thing between their legs.