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Abstain from jerking off for like 3-5days, then go ahead and fvck ur gf.

...To cum in her, just be in ur jerk-off mode... as in put ur mind to whatever that makes you cum while jerking off and... there you go!

Cum thank me later!

The problem is majority of you 9ja guys boys are too worries about ladies instead of adding value to your lives. Every single thread and comments are dominated by these boys on here, even the threads meant for ladies.

As much as most 9ja ladies are money hungry due to poverty (highest bidder), the guys are equally not different as they're the ones that can't barely woo a lady. They mostly rely on their small change to get a chic's attention.

Avoid Igbo girls, una no go hear. Just like dem P-Square bros...

Y'all can hate that Pero chic all you want but, you'll see the true respectful Yoruba character in her UNLIKE dis useless Igbo girls as usual.

For him to have been fired from his position by this regime... he must be a truthful and good man, trust me.

Nikkganc08:
God bless Nigeria.


Indeed, Bubu is working.


DSS, ARMY, POLICE , etc won't see this celebration.

They won't also feel insulted that criminals are wearing their uniforms.

And they'll never interfere.

Sadly, most empty skull guys thinks the problem of Nigeria is Mazi Nnamdi Kanu and Sunday Igboho.


One day, uncircumcised bandits will enter ur houses and rape ur mother and sister without condom (while u and ur father watch helplessly).

Then kill ur dad.

Kill ur mum and sister after the rape.

Kidnap ur brothers and ask for ransom.

Burn down ur house

Then ask u to go get 20million naira as Ransom for ur brother else he'll be killed too.


Only then will u cry out for help.


But guess what...

U rejoiced when Nnamdi KANU was imprisoned.

U celebrated d arrest of Sunday Igboho.


Now, u r ALONE.

no more neighbors to come to ur rescue (cos they are all criminals and deserve to b in prison. While u r d only saint)



Its not a curse.

Its what people face daily in Nigeria.

Just read today or yesterdays headlines on Nairaland alone and see for ur self.


Irrespective of tribe, let's all remember that we first entered this world as HUMANS.

Before joining any TRIBE or RELIGION.

These days, wild animals are more civilized than humans.

Monkeys would hardly kill its fellow monkey.

But here in Nigeria, lol...

I don't even trust myself not to talk of trusting others.



Please, this is not a hate speech.

No tribe was mentioned or spoken against in my post.

I love my country Nigeria.
I love my president.
God bless Nigeria.

It shall NEVER be well with you and your generations!

hatakekakashi:
Mediocre. They can do better.

Okoro savage spotted.

E pain am die..

Nigerians sha...

And replace them with the repentant Boko Haram fools.

victons:
Igbo girls I stan

You go stand tire grow yam legs sef...

TsaTrinity:
My God
How people kill and still live their normal lives baffles me.
Left alone, your wife

Ask all 9ja Politicians, they can tell you.

Abeg, make dem free the guy joor...

OK... She's doing what she's meant to do with the state's resources, I guess.

Chai! Dem don swear for dis pple and drugs ooo.

Savages from the East...

Madam, carry ur wahala go Aso Rock...

All Terrorists are COWARDS!

Baba, na nonsense you still cook, abeg!

DoggoneDogg:
Righteousness2 come & answer this question.
Stop avoiding the thread

Dem don ban the weyrey...

Obascoetubi:
u no know say taliban seized U.S'army's wapons?

Nah dude, those are weapons for Afghan fighters NOT, U.S

These so called Terrorists are indeed COWARDS! Why can't they engage the U.S military in a real fight? So, they had to wait for their masters to leave before pouncing on innocent, harmless preys.

Bloody COWARDS!!! Just like their colleagues in Nigeria...

So, how dis go take help improve the man's life? E no go better for you... Olosho!

Dis one na morning food... NOT, breakfast.

Okoro Barbarians... na so dem be.

Stipe:
I'm driving, I'll reply once I park.

LIAR!

Dem don come again ooo...

Abia ko... Armpit ni.

God is finally answering the Southerners prayers...

Another round of 3-days fasting and prayers so, the Bandits would join the fight.