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@ Migines I don't mean any harm, just completing your word.

EMERGENCY

There's this white man that keeps roaming the compound where I work, looking so sickly and loves to smoke too. Does any one know where we can get help for him before he drops dead and they come to accuse me of killing an expatriate, since I'm from Niger Delta. I don't want to go to jail. So anybody with help should offer it quickly.

TIME IS RUNNING OUT.

THANKS.

Migines:
Well, well,
i don't knw what to type to u but. . . .

, I'll type a letter to you.

Me is beautiful.



Has the police caught na wa again?

mishooo:
Yeah it happened to me once too and way back then and i couldnt say jack because some girls were in the Bus from PH with me and i didnt want to look to them like JJC. I got home late that night.

ROFLMFAO

I was just too ashamed to ask, but now I think I know better.

As they say, experience is the best teacher. Even though some times it can be dangerous.

The tree fell in the middle of the road.



What do you look like?

I can, so I'm ignoring this post.

The truth is, some thing like ths has happened to me before, so you are lucky to get polite replies, as for me I was insulted by some good for nothing on this land.

So I will definitely ignore this post. Bye.

Now enough of the bad news.

I did something stupid yesterday when we got to Lagos. My mum told me to allight from the bus at Ojota or Anthony, but I though they would go towards Onipan, so I just sat there. Before I knew what was happening, they turned towards Oshodi ^{if I'm correct} I couldn't tell the driver to stop, so I just sat there saying wherever they stop, I'll ask for how to get home (Surulere). You know this is my first time travelling home and all that.

I was just laughing at myself, but thank GOD, they went to mile 2, so it was easy to get home from there. Though I didn't tell my parents.

OO, and what is mishoo doing to get that girl back.

On my way back, there was an accident, not really sure where, but I think it was before Ijebu. The people were comimg from a burial and one of them died. Their car fell off the road into a bush, some of them were injured. I really felt for them though.

But then thank God I got home safely.

I'm tired.


Do I have to sleep?

My shoes are too big for my legs.



Why do we have to wear clothes?

The bike man hit the small boy.




Are we going back to nursery school?

@ acid, Thanks alot and I missed you.

@ mishoo, I missed you too.

And to all my friends on this land, I missed you gouy big time

So how has this land been, I'm hungry for some gists.

Hey, yes ooooo, nothing dey happen.

For this land wey I dey.

It's good to be back home even though I miss my cousin and my sister and their friends.

Meeen Abraka in Delta, (my state) was da bomb, even though it was my first time there, I had great fun.

SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOO, I'm out of here now. See ya all.

Bye.

Ouch, I'll check it up and get back here later.

Anyone who's missing me, is missed by me.

Catch me if you can.

Entrapment

samueline:
Who tried to save the Ark when it wanted to fall?

Ans: Uzza


__________ are Feeble folks yet they make their houses in rocks.

Is it Badgers?

Yeah baby, go for it girl!

I'm actually going there to make my distinctions with honours.

Or whatever.

Book militant

Expatriate militant

Militant could be:

Not exactly.

Nope.

Rubie



Comp----

AC

A - Actual

C - Criminals

PDP

P - Papa

D - Deceiving

P - Pikin

IBB

I - International

B - Baba

B - Barawo (Thief)