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Why, do you live there?

The mosquitoes for biting me.

@ Infourmer. I just love that pix in your profile, it really did knock me off my chair.

Ninjabyte:
Ehen, finally, the small boys and gals have gone for a gossip show

I get to have the room to myself. Thou Shalst not Post after thee. Thou Heard?

You think say na you go be last? You never sabi. Me I don dey this net since morning ooo, so make you go sleep jare.

She seemed tobe enjoying it seriously.
U can't blame her, it's her first time.

There is no mango on the tree.



Does that answer your question?

My father went to work today.




Is Nigeria in UK or Somalia?

@ nana The beginning is on the top.

Yes you invited dear.

How I for do now?

You may have seen or read this somewhere, but please, still enjoy it without insults. Thank You.

As soon as the newly weds returned from their honeymoon, the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. "how did everything go?" her mum asked.

"Oh mother," she began, "the honeymoon was wonderful! so romantic, we had a terrific time. But mother, on our way back, Andy started using really horrible language. Stuff I'd never heard before. Really terrible four letter words. You've got to come get me and take me home. Please mother!" the new bride sobbed over the phone.

"But, honey," the mother countered, " what four letter words?"

"I can't tell you, mother, they are too awful! come get me please!"

"darling you must tell me what has gotten you so upset, Tell mother what four-letter words he used"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother, words like dust, wash, iron, cook."

Sit on the pot while it is hot and put some excrete in it, get on your knees and start crying.



Am I right?

It's flourishingjoy@yahoo.com I use es-tar when I'm on the yahoo ship.
What's yours?

Policeman or politician, what's the difference. When one wears black and the other's mind is black.
They are both alike. The same. Period.

Ok, thank you for apologising. And sorry too if I was too hard on you.

So we are friends again. Hope you enjoyed the abe and soup sha, because that was the best I could do.

Now you're tzlking. Are you up for the partnership?

aloib:
omg rubie ure a fool for that mehn ,

somze, ok e don do, change topic, what r u guys up to,
just came back from a friends house, was there the whole day, about to crash, but can't sleep, am bored

Was that an insult to my personality or what? I demand an apology now.

I was just trying to be nice to you Nigerians in diaspora, and there you are calling some one a fool.
Is that how to appreciate o kind gesture? ^Hisses

Ajala was my last landlord/




If my manager is a man, what would his wife be?

This is the best I could do, that's a plate of eba and a boul of soup with pomo, steaming hot. I just hope you enjoy it.


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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,        

@ aloib    You should even thank GOD you have noodles to eat.

When I went to Kenya, I lost abt 7kg in jusj a week because their food was horrible.
we were fed on rice and chicken stock without pepper, you can imagine how that tastes. But I think I prefered the meat stock because it had a little taste. I couldn't even eat their chicken.

We Nigerians were just praying the confrence would be over quickly so we could return home to enjoy our EBA & co. Well, when we returned, I ate bread. Didn't have the nerve for eba.

So I really feel your pains.

Ok guys, I'm out of here, I'll be back later.

You fit go meet your she, so she go cover you as that women cover that man.

Abi you think say I wan get breast cancer?

Do you know how much that waste is going to cost OGA?

You better begin to pray that the long arm of the law doesn't catch up with you ooooo.

How you dey?

Sorry oooo, but what's with the extra space, do you want to make you bed there? ^{*just curious*}

Emi ke, lai lai



I'm standing on tpbm.

If you no want that one, you tell me wetin you want.

Acid

The rain was jumping.



Didn't you see it?

Why you no wan call OSAMA BIN LADIN?

Where you 4 see me sef. As I take fine reach.

Thank you sha for changing the name.

Nice guy.

Acidrop, thank you.

Ninjabyte, you sef, you no give me receipt oo, me I come dey worry myself.

No make I talk, I just wan cover you oooooo.