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Do you want him to think I am one of those bananas on the trees?

I say I no see tree not to even talking about a leafs wey comes get conditions abi na conditioning.

You know I didn't knowing as to speaking good English.

You know say nothing do you.

Na wa se na you dey talk like this, abi na who be the soulkiller?

Because I no want make oga Nairaland commot you for this land, na him no make me snap you. I be reporter, so my camera dey always dey with me.
And as I dey pass na some people call me say make I come see America wonder.

Thaink you, thaink you, thaink you, I'm so graceful ^{head swells but she's pressing it down}

Sir, but this tree has no leaves.

;r ;r ;r ;r ;r ;r

They think they are spare tires.



If Baba Iyabo invites you to Ota, would you go?

Red Chimp

Ninjabyte:
Rubie, se na your church pastor be that abi? This one na Anti-Cele Church them dey call am?

Na for the place wey them dey do deliverance for you I take the picture or se because I no picture you join the babalawo?

We are trying to make babies.

The sun shines brighter and burns faster.



Can you carry your wife's pregnancy?

Thank you jare.

You better start running for your life.

What are you waiting for?

You can try again.

Shebi na me be the last sha.

?uoy ot gnos a etacided i nac


What movie did I star in?

I'm the best looking female in my own world and Nairaland. Check out my pix in my profile.

It was you who stole the X box.



How you dey?

If the food does not go through hell, we would not know what heaven looks like.


If I stand in the middle of the road, where am I?

Oju aye and the bottle of rum. ^{*don't ask me whe directed the movie oooo.*}

tommyex:
NO I PREFER THEM WHILE SMOKING


WHERE @NA WA or RUBIE DEY??

I was here but didn't find you or na wa.


Why can't we plant mango and reap apples?

In fact, I'm really mad @ the people who recorded that EXTREMELY DRY STUFF and pasted it on the net.

You ma sef, wetin you find go there, ehn?

I go chop eh money run.



Ehindero

Infourmer:
because you look worse than that



why is today not friday?

Are you any better?

mishooo:
GAZETTES ARE BECOMING EXTINT IN AFRICA





WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD PUBLIC POST ??

maybe police post or armed robber post


Is a mountain a rock or a stone?

Another one is the Guniess advert.

That is the one where Micheal power and some guys were in a hold up and they had to disconnect the entire body of the bus and started carrying it like dummies.

You know, everything about it was just so hilarious.

It's a sad pity nobody here likes:

It's a sunny day in Ogba, and we are looking for a house to test the power of HARPIC.
Ahhhh, Bukie Wright.
Which part of your house is the dirtest.
Ah, my toilet, you know, that place below the water,
I've tried so many detergents but none seems to work.
Do you believe harpic can make your toilet shine?
No
Let's give it a try.

Pour harpic in toilet and leave for 20mins., brush and then flush.

It's a lie.
The power of harpic (times 2)

It's the best, award winning advert.

Bull shit


why am I not 2ft tall with a feet that wears size 72 shoe?

Aiphie:
I'm no go manage the one wey im see or did he glue the pencil to his ear.

Abi ooo

This is the whole truth and nothing but the truth.