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When I get to Delta state, I'll be a militant.

Jaguar



Oba-----

Thank you.

Udoudoma
Effiok
Ekpodum
Mighty God
Wonderful

Don't ley me type all, so you guys can see what to type.

I'll be travelling to my state (Delta state) for the first time in my conscious life, though I've been there as a kid (age 2 or 3). I'll be going there on Monday. So it'll be till next month before you guys see me here in this land again.

Joshua the son of Nun led them into the promised land.


Who tried to save the Ark when it wanted to fall?

I'm very sure you arrived in a Bellview and Sosoliso combined plane.

Alao Akala has sacked 34,000 workers in Oyo. ^{By the way, when was your birthday?}



Is it ninja tortise or ninja turtle?

You dey tyr, no worry,


Jag

In fact I don see na wa, him don arrive ooo.

Ok that pix, na oga sey, I go tell you later I no wan make them ban me oo.

That is so, so true, I'll be embarking on one next Monday to Delta (1st time).



Tpbm loves eba and vegetable soup.

It is keybored




Are you sure you were not among them, ehn, mishooo?

When I get to the house, how do I know I'm there already?

Who tell you sey you be olodo?



J

Na wa oo, I don miss you tire, even tommy dey accuse me sef because of you.



Where you go sef? _{I don even leave one msg for you for that be the last to post.}

Which kain secret be that one, abi, you high drink?

I'm just bored that's all. Why is there no bored smiley here?

Ehen sef, who has seen na wa, abeg, make una tell am sey, e don tey, abi e don go marry, e no com tell me, well e go still come meet me for here sha.

In fact this land is getting too dry for my liking sef, e bi like say I go soom comot for here.

Jesse and I think Keturah.

"You come to me with a sling and stones, do I look like a dog?"
Who asked the question?

Her puppies didn't even have enough space in the house sef.


Why you dey ask sef, se you wan marry am?

mishooo:
They don pray sote, them say na one old mama for Villa. I been think say na the mama come Nairaland as Rubie now.

Oya, Rubie confess by fire by force

E bi like say I don tell you before say nothing do you. For this civilised age you still dey see witches and wizard for your dream, ehn? You need serious deliverance, If no be say dem don lock up Rev. King for prison, na him I for recommend for you, make him flog those useless spirit commot for your body.
God help you if him no add him own join.

Veracious:
Rubie wetin u find come here? _{don't tell me u are the one in that pics}

@ mishooo


u mean u still dey dream see witches and wizard? oya kia kia find your way to MFM before its too late.

You don forget say na me snap you for that rock, the day wey you wan fly go where I no even know sef.
Chei, mishoo, you sure say no be Veracious dey do you so, go consult well, well ooo.

He was a king but because of pride, he was reduced to the post of an animal, ate grass, and 7 times had to pass over him.

Who was this king?

Buhari has draged BABA IYABO to supreme court.



Can you believe that Etteh also ordered a N98m or there about body massager that was not approved?

Who opened this door for you guys to enter, now before I blink two times just get out of here.

GOD would not let such happen to me.

I'll not sleep with him, but to tender my resignation letter, that would only happen when he with-holds my salary just because I didn't get down with him. Meeeennnnn, do I know how many of such people they've slept with, that I'll now come and be an accomplice. It's not posible, not in this life.

THANK GOD YOU SAID YOUR BOSS IS MARRIED. SO I OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING FALLING FOR HIM.

I think you really need to get a grip on yourself, before you fall deeper than you can go and find out that you are too wounded to be healed. I'll just tell you to get another job. And since you are even 25 or was it 26 I saw earlier, you are of a marriagable age, so why don't you get a guy who you love and loves you unconditionally and you guys can get married.   

But just incase you are not ready for marriage, why don't you ask GOD to help you with those uncontrollable emotions. Because I've gone through emotional disorder before, though it was not a married man but my friend that was involved, since I was not ready for any relationship of any sort, I had to ask God to control my uncontrollable emotions, and I can tell you that I'm doing fine by GOD's grace.

So I urge you to try GOD and don't try anything stupid, ok.

All the best girl as you make your choice. But please whatever choice you make, don't make a wrong one. Cheers.

I think this is just another case of an attention seeker, like some people on Nairaland. That man is simply foolish and I must say he needs to start asking for GOD's forgiveness before it's too late.

After all the Bible says, who can question GOD? 

I hope they get an answer faster than they can imagine from GOD himself, or they begin to repent.

GOD help us ooooo.

I'm out of here, I have to go and read.

BUT, I'll be back soon, so don't think I'm gone for good.  

Aiphie:
He may know what they are thinking but I don't

They may be cursing him in their minds.

A friend reports on his daughter, an airline stewardess. During a recent flight, a male passanger becoming relaxed and friendly, warmly parted her rear end. Looking the man straight in the eyes, she informed him: "That, sir, is not the seat you paid for!"  

The food is not ready.


How come you are replying and you are off line at the same time?

Bill was a sophisticated university student and I was still only at school when we went out on our first date.

After the cinema, he suggested we go to a local lovers' lane to look at the stars, but I murmured some excuse.

I found myself loving Bill more and more, but on the second date I still refused to go "look at the stars".

On the third date I finally agreed. When Bill stopped the car, I closed my eyes as his face came closer to mine, but I opened them quickly as I heard his voice in my ear. "Now over there," he was saying, "that's Sagittarius, "

tommyex:
yes now,leg dey ok,na from leg we go turn am 2 belle now,all join

As a bad guy i expect 2 win now.

I hav jus been busy with work oo,n You?

I am jus gettin into this chat portal al2geda anyway

Na who dey deceive you, ehn.

Why didn't you even say bye before leaving here, that's not too good.

E be like say na only me remain for here sha, Thank GOD ooo.