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Shortly after being called to the Bar, I was showing my grandmother the picture taken of me in the traditional wig and gown. She peered shortsightedly at it, then muttered disapprovingly, " I don't know what you see in her- much too old for you."

Jacob Has already dug many wells.



Have you had lunch?

The major and Captain walked down the busy high street, receiving salutes from other ranks. Each time the captain returned the salute, he muttered, "And the same to you"

Finally the major asked him for an explanation. " I was a private once," replied the captain, "and I know just what those fellows are really thinking."

Elephants took them.



where is my shoe?

No be only belle, na leg I go lay on you.

What have you been doing all this while.

Wait a minute sef, you are just entering here for the first time, and you want to win like that.

E be like say you high drink, the people way you meet for here nko, wetin go do us ehn? Nutty guy.

Pipe-smokers hard hit by the war-time tobacco shortage, were reduced to some strange smelling and hitherto unknown brands.

I remember buying some ounce of the shag, the pipeful of which nearly choked me. Reluctant to waste it, I gave it to our Air Raid Warden. Next day, I asked him what he thought of it, "wonderful stuff sir," he enthused.
"You mean you liked it!" I queried.
"No, sir," he admonished. "I said nothing about liking it. I've been smoking for 20 years, and this is the first time I have felt like giving it up."

It is the printer that made the mistake.


Does that answer your question?

Welcome on board, but you just said bye, so get out of here before I lay my hands on you. ^{Just kidding.}

We sell projectors and projection screens in my office.



I have 6 apples, I eat 4 and give the remaining 2 out, how many apples do I have left?

If you people are not careful, I'll send virus to your system, so you better stay off this thread.


Abi una no dey tire?

I just don't know what to say.

Yar'Adua
Baba Iyabo
Osama Bin Ladin
Abacha

But most of all, my younger sister, very pretty girl.

Yea, that's true, but would you send me some Dollars?



Tpbm has feet as long as an iroko tree.

When America moved to Mali, they were eating kuli-kuli



Why is the user info. saying I have spent 1days and not one day?

Sorry that was supposed to be paint.


Why does eba not grow on trees?

^{( I fell into pain when I was born)} Hey Tommy, I'm cool.




What colour did you think I was before?

I am cool.

A designer in NIGERIA said we should use it.

^{Na wa is not with me.}


Why is there no white in the change colour panel?

Ahh, thank GOD say all of them don go sha.    

Ahh, thank GOS say all of them don go sha.

I thought it was a frog.




Where have I been all day?

ehen, ok sha.

I'm the cook remember, Dason4life or whatever, is the eater.

Seun where have you been all this time?

I've got to run now, I have to complete my beads for the wedding I'll be attending tomorrow.

So lala salama ( good nite in kiswahili) Kenya
Tode (in Uhrobo).

Peace out, One love.

See you guys on MONDAY.

Have all the fun abd be good, Till then I still remain your humble reporter RUBIE.

Nite nite.

That's a lie, you think I don't know you are so scared to go home now?

That was when they were fighting.




When would you have your 21st child?

This is so, so, true.

Am at your service whenever I'm online, dear.

Wrong



tpbm is just coming from Ota Farm.

Oya, everybody should logout and go home before mum starts warming your cane on the fire.

Nobody should post anything here again.

Eyah, sorry ehn.