₦airaland Forum

aresa:
Nigerian can be very stupido and annoying sometimes sha? They just fight over every damn thing and the dumbest thing..


The next sentence clearly says Lagos Nigeria...


smh...

Oga sir,its the headline we are fighting for because that's the first red bold marked item of the news which might attract other readers/investors to be interested in the news,,,CNN messed up cos if it were to be related to terrorism they won't say for e.g a bomb blast in sub Saharan Africa when it happened in Nigeria,,,,we are Nigerians no matter our differences "WE MUST DEFEND OUR LAND" #inTimiDakolo'sVoice

numericalguy:
Nobody is asking for the advice of a useless bigot like you.
We Muslims don't owe bigots like you any explanation on how we live our lives.

Its a pity that you all are so full of rage,insults and revenge all the time,I'm not here to start a religious fight cos I was taught to accommodate anybody,,, but come to really think of it why will I take pictures when I've been masqueraded Who will recognize me in the picture Just thinking and I haven't stopped laughing

Kelklein:
[color=#CD1076]I consider this a height of stupidity. Religion asid..



What is the point posing for a camera if you gonna be masquerading yourself


Am I seriously not understanding[/color]

My dear,they lack common sense,if not they would have known that the essence of taking pictures firstly for facial records thereafter to be kept as an archive,,,

This is unacceptable if after investigation, it turns out to be true

waledeji:
Association of Drug pushers









Malaysia branch

Hahahahaha hahahahaha

uboma:
I have an unopened 25kg bag of Labana rice at home.
The packaging is indeed lovely but can't comment about it's quality for now.
I am still eating from the bag of Royal Stallion rice I bought way earlier.

Pls update me when u start cooking it,really want to know about the time it took to get ready,amount of water compare to d ones we've been cooking,d texture and taste and finally if it was edible when left till d next day

socrates007:
The idea of placing ban on importation of rice is a good and rational one,though it would have been done in phases so as to cushing the effects.anyway the policy is yielding fruits and i hope this tempo will be maintained .i wish such a ban would be placed on small light electronics gadgets such as torch light,car headlamps,chargers etc.this will cause industries to spring up,thereby create emplyments and reduce pressure on our currency

I feel you my brother,, if only they will be patient Nigeria is destined for the tops

The packaging is lovely and I honestly pray its of good standard and can compete with other brands including d so called imported ones

Odio-din(NOTHING)

Pavore9:
One Zucchini for N500? When one local Kenyan market woman was cajoling me to take one very big one for 20ksh (N75)!

You can grow them both in sacks as for Parsley once it survives, one can continually harvest it for up to 2 years.

Your mum can add other herbs to her garden such as peppermint, marjoram, oregano, rosemary, sage, lovage etc One gets to harvest them within 3 months of planting them, just get good quality seeds for her.

Pls I will love to have a mini garden of parsley but I'm a total novice can u help?

passionate88:
2 kids nice body, while most Nigerian girls, one abortion hippopotamus body

And yobo is a man like you with fat pocket, six packs abs,good height and ebony black colour,,,of all these qualities of his where do you belong,,,,,,mtcheeewwww,,,,,every woman passes thru different emotional route in pregnancy & childbirth,, yobo's wife has every thing at her beck nd call,including chef & nutritionist to plan her meals,a fitness room & an instructor,, while those u call names might be struggling and can only afford EBA or fufu as everyday meal resulting in weight gain,,,,yet u sit there & spit trash because nairaland gave u d platform,

UndisputedBosom:
Two or three down still lookin.....hooootttttttttttttttttttt



And most of our not-yet married ladies have got nothin but sigged breastt and äss


Mhisbliss honey, cum and point fingers for me oo

I can bet my all that mercy Johnson has done liposuction because if it were to be exercise, her hips wld have reduced also, anyway she has done well

innovestor:
Thanks so much for your mature candid opinions and questions. I will answer you accordingly (my answers will amaze you).

Ans 1. She enjoys it with me and is always fully satisfied when we engage in it. My concern if frequency and adventure.
Ans 2. She does a small business which does not take most of her time (4hrs in a day averagely). Kids are not in school yet as they have not reached the age (note: 2 house helps on ground to help out). Cooking prep done by maids, cooking done by her. Washing machine available. Cleaning by all. So u see, no excessive stress on any one. I am the one to even complain of stress as i work very hard.
Ans 3. She has no business thinking of money. I provide for all needs for the family. trust me.

Total lies,,,,those people in the house in d name of help can be relatives that are wearing her out in d first place,,,oga OP go and pamper this woman,,learn her to praise her and say sexy things to her,,compliment her looks,,encourage her dreams,show concern to her biz, and advice her and pleasseeeee stop talking down on her cis I see it in ur post already

eyinjuege:
1. Maybe the sex has become boring. She doesn't enjoy it anymore with you.

2. Or maybe she's really tired as she says she is.
Does she work? What time does she get home from work? Who picks up the kids from school? Who takes care of them after school? Who takes care of the cooking?, cleaning, washing?
If she does all these alone, she will be genuinely tired everyday. The traffic situation alone can cause a headache on its own. Having young children screaming I want this, I want that can cause another headache. Cooking different meals for the children, and then for the older ones too everyday can stress you out too.

3. Also, women do think about money issues too.
So if she's broke and there are some expenses pending in the home like house rent, school fees, changing her car because the old one keeps giving her trouble, sex would be far from her mind.

Some men find sex as a stress reliever, and when stressed they want sex.
Its not the same for most women, who when stressed see sex as more stress or even a stress inducer.

God will bless you,, God will really really bless you more than you can contain
NB
I'm sick of men complaining of sex sex eex sex,,without having the slightest taught of the series of changes that women passes through,,all they know is to come home,eat(not knowing d pain d wife went thru for that meal to be ready on time), then hold remote and be changing channels,,, Mr OP tomorrow is Saturday wake up make breakfast,give d kids their bath,ask her all through d day if there's anything u can help her with, in d evening take her for a walk around ur neighborhood, buy fruits along d way when u get back run water for her to bath,when she's done with dinner assist to serve it and ask her to stop walking once it's 7pm and see if u won't have d best night of ur life,,,men are constantly neglecting women when it concerns domestic life meanwhile when you were dating her will u allow her to do all d chores there is?? Now u hv married her u've gotten ur self a nanny and u expect her to turn her head upside down for sex after a rigorous day,,mtchewwww

[quote author=ogawisdom post=48571401]First time of watching this team n they r losing already [/quote

Na you come bring bad luck to us? Just thinking though cos these guys dey fall hand

Mods dey watch match oooo no FP for you

[quote author=moonnstar post=48494594]no be osas be dis ooo[/quot

I tire for some people oooo # I must comment

awlsakim:
Nigeria 0-4 Germany

Honestly I fear for dream team ooo for this German machine matter abi na motor cycle these ones be?

Dshocker:
Small mistake causes dire consequences

Bros forget matter,no mistake anywhere,,,they just wanted to bypass urine test after d guy don balm up with steroids as regard today's heat

I really don't mind buying Nigeria's rice after all I eat garri and ofada rice but when I wanted to buy rice last week I didn't see any of these rice in Benin city had to buy those imported fit almost 18k

Pprovost:
Can somebody tell me why Joke is not answering Jacob?

I'm curious

OK there are 2 other people answering joke Jacobs in Lagos,one a newscaster & d other a banker(not too sure),and they once had a miss fit at an event on whom actually to address,so she decided to stick with silver since she's obviously d most popular of d 3

TheRealAfonja:
The natch just ended 0-1 here in Brazil .... What an exciting match ..... My country played very well .... Good night peeps we still dey afternoon here

Abeg e don do,,,Brazil kor Rio no,,,,,pinsure or I donbelivit

So I didn't have the privilege to watch the opening ceremony of the Rio Olympics due to some factor's: 1. The time difference. 2. Light of course,(as if its not normal) 3. I don't want me neighbours to start beefing me for disturbing their peace with generator's noise. I turned on my bed due to my frustrations dreaming as I finally fell asleep of how green team Nigeria attire were, d guys wearing dansiki with bubu shorts while d ladies were glowing in buba with heavy gele with d flag bearer decking a well knitted agbada I woke up satisfied only to come online to see team Nigeria on track suit..whatttt When has opening ceremony become training field or a GYM I don't want to here any explanation like costumes didn't arrive on time bla bla bla,,for God's sake can't they take their clothes individually before departing to Rio,?? Since logistics is a big deal for those in charge(not forgetting d Atlanta issues oooo),,and I hope d new flag of my dear country was shown to the world?? God bless my dear country USN

In as much as its not appropriate but come-on its non of their business, is d girl in question a staff in d office, related to d governor, relative to ur party major opposition or does she have a case with d governor that your office is handling? If it non of d above I advise you u sweep it under d rug so long they don't hv a video or pic dat may taunt ur political carrier in d future,if they ever confront ,just tell them its d heat of d moment, u love each other nd couldn't wait to get home PERIOD.

[quote author=EVILFOREST post=47809273]PROSTITUTES are now winning.
Kudos to them
I still maintain my words, that LADIES are just objects of mere satisfaction to the MEN.
That's why I take them serious only in this regard. [

With nothing personal, I hope ur statement applies to your mother,sister and the all female children you will have in life? You think its OK to open ur mouth to say anything without even respecting the one that created you

OP where's the head of the fish No let me vex oooo abeg

titiakins:
For me


Fish has to be fried before I can eat it


This doesn't look appetising to me...



Sorry!

Pls try and learn to do without frying,, its very unhealthy

So so funny,@OP i can 100% witness to this post chaiiii mum can price for state,I remember a case she price some thing from 800 to 260 after long minutes of standing d woman called us back to pay on returning my mum just said "u no gree 240" I felt sorry for d seller but she later accepted my moms offer

Ighoga898:
I hope u get well soon Demba Ba; but when u do I hope u quit d Chinese or kung-fu or whatever league dey call it.

Hahahahaha my brother na really kung fu,I shock when I see as d leg twist,, I really taught it will be amputated but thank God he's getting better. That league no be ordinary I swear

Bros you mind oooo 550 x 3250 =1,787,500 that is one million, seven hundred and eighty seven thousands, five hundred naira .well-done God go bless you well well.

Seeeeeeee:
Does the Emir smoke weed? Urgent answer please

Una no go kill person for nairaland oooo,see as people dey look me as I dey laugh anyhow for road cos of una comments,,,,, kai people are vexing in this country oooo