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What manner of celebration!

Soon someone would celebrate his/her school's alumni being telecast on Cable News Network as a street opinionist. Really, there are kids in Nairaland.

There are four cures to your ailment.

One, for everyone to ignore you to your own detriment.

Two, visit a mental rehab. There is a good one in Arizona and another in Aro at home. This will require 6 months treatment max. It is inexpensive but effective for you.

Three, get aligator pepper, dog private, goat skin, cameleon tongue and grounded lion paws. OKIJAJUJU will prepare a potent portion for you.

Four, come let me lay hands on you to cast out your demons of madness and lust. This is free. No offering before or after.

The choice is yours.

lauradovey:
Seun is no Gay! He is damn too straight and Good, You know what I mean now, My man be sexy Bobo oh, no try am.

I don dey wait on Nairaland for when this topic go come up and now that its here, Make I introduce my self.

My name is LW, I am Seun's Proposed wife and we will soon be doing our wedding,

YOU ARE ALL INVITED.

Don't worry, we will let you know officially soon.

Thanks Gamine for making them all know who I am.

You no dey shame self: Claiming a man simply because you feel he is a celebrity. Pssst (hisses).

A decent woman will wait till she is introduced, but what did you do, you introduced yourself?

But wait a minute, (sniffing) I smell rat. With only 43 post, this could be a disguise profile to distract us. It could be Seun himself! The voice of Jacob but the skin of Esau. We are not deceived jo.

kola oloye:
You got it right, YEEEEEES 365 times.You don't have any reason to fear. Always remember to take a dose per day

No, it was wrong. It appeared 366 times: One per day and an extra one for each leap year and 'spare tyre' for each of the other three years!

Now to a riddle: Out of the eater, something to eat; out of the strong, someting sweet.

Just Keep Hiding Dear Funny Girl!

XZYQR

Shu, this thread still dey?

After all these years?

Amazing thing is that whenever a post is about Seun, he never shows up there. Great wisdom!

Lie low, stay focussed and let not desperate housewives get you down.

This thread is still alive?

Are cakes this important to folks? Wonders shall never end.

luvlymoi:
yes girl i also think attraction comes before lust infact is the lust by force sef because when i started datin i remember the attraction but not the lust infact my mind didnt even go there so me i don't know o!

It depends on the person, please. It could be even be attachment (out of fear,insecurity or adulation) and then attraction and finally lust/love.

Re: WHAT MOVIE IS YOUR LOVE LIFE LIKE?
« #9 on: October 09, 2008, 11:53 PM » 

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errrr. . . . Ruddyface . . . . . that sounds a bit perveted 

Why?

I didn't say 'Colour of the Night' now.

Warthog pepper soup - SWEETEST.

OTHERS: pork (test), mutton (okay), duck (curiosity), pigeon (curiosity), quail (disappointment), crab (disappointment), flying termites (peer group experiment), bush rat (peer group experiment), grasscutter (overated), carmel (innocently), snail (delicious), cricket (farmhouse experimentation), vampire - Count Dracula (terribly wild imagination) e.t.c

Sound of Music.

You are not serious about wanting to leave her, are you? I see a man who is enjoying what bad thing he is doing but feeling guilty afterwards.

SOLUTION: Stop seeing her now. Otherwise, the cycle will continue till you either get tired of one another or mutually gilt your partners and stick to each other for life. 080 u choose.

jennykadri:
at 18,i couldnt even spell the word "man"

Was your English that bad?

ifyalways:
YES,for real.
i registered secretly and so did he though anyi na eme enyi then.lol,we both later coded ourselves,biko anyi ga ako laters,afo na eme m kiti kiti
ka o bo

Translation please?

True talk! Marriage is sweet but could sometimes be burdensome and freedom to be yourself is curtailed.

Small boy!

untainted:
I found nairaland about 13 months ago and was an on and off guest until last week when i finally registered. As a guest, Sistawoman, jennykadri, Lucabrasi, HR.hotness, Ruby Pearl, ujujoan, spikedcylinder, onyinye2, naijacutee and deepzone, were names that made my honours list and kept ringing in my head for hours after logging off. I particularly looked forward to reading their WITTY responses.

I must add that you guys have made (still make) nairaland a repository of knowledge and a hilarious place to be.

Others on my honours list are

hot-angel gamine stillwater sista-jay karmaMod $$rhino
tboy1 olanajim babyosisi mohawchic iice tope2000
davidylan akinagirl sheniqua ifyalways syren, mamaput(a bit disagreeable though)
oracle kitaun nossycheek latoya missy B ikamefa
mesmerise brash tRoOe sienna A-40
nana rampaign queenisha justgood j-girl

I must confess however that for me, sistawoman and jennykadri are first among equals on my scale of admiration.
House, which people inspired you to join nairaland?
All my role models should please state their's

This one hasn't wandered outside romance then.

I will simply stand on one foot and point at them using the other foot in a 90 degree manner and curse them. Instantly, horns would grow where eyes used to be on their faces.

Ah, no try me o!