₦airaland Forum

Betting is bae

booz:
I bought this tab on amazon. I must confess, I haven't seen its match in Nigeria, both in functionality and battery life. Not until I checked its package and saw this...

I wonder to ooo...
Bet why?

Buh I'm not married yet
n wats "EDO" doing in there


r u saying u're from EDO STATE

Lol

Abii ooo

Racism + atheism = sinking ship
Buhahahahahahaha


After hearing d news about d sunk ship,d black folks who wanted to get on dat ship n was denied will be like

Na taiye taiwo.....see question





BTW if Messi wins dat shiii....you guys should expect world war III
#bewarned
#irepbarcelona

Wow!......
God is indeed a Great God
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Buh dat bae's response was too gross...
Well...whu English don epp

This one nko

Yeh!
Gbabe....
Jedi on point

CzarRex:
why I no go know, u don post ur moniker 4 whatsapp b4 na

Oh...Ok boss

Wetin dey sup nah

Behira:
Dapper koh!!! Dipper nih!!!

Dipper bawo.... U suppose say Diaper nih

CzarRex:
I dey oooh,dem no fit do anything na,all this one na just online thing

BTW how u knw say na me sef

Buffer:
I sense jealousy.

How many girls can go braless with tips as that. I never thought anyone could compete with me

Pishure of ur tips or adonbilivit

neoapocalypse:
That girl na confirm olosho

lol..... I call them "ashana"

*doing press-up


The next olympics.......we must be there together

If I sha no get medal, make I get "RIO" gift

at all at all na hin bad pass

BiafraBushBoy:
What is heart Break.??

Heart break is wen u're broke and fvcking hungry buh u have 1000naira left in ur bank account n u wanna go withdraw it then took a bike n askd d bike man to wait for u, got to d atm point waited on d queue for about an hour and got to d machine now to find out dat ur bank has deducted 4 naira for sms alert outta 1K... n d atm only pays wit 1k notes.....bro that's HEART BREAK

Slimflame:
after you finish d origin 7 bottels for dat mater wey i pay for dis kind weda u ran away,witout telin me wat nid frm u,bros if u lyk run go inside elephant anus i go chase u
abegi mama gbenga hol money for two bottles i dey cum

*runs faster

Slimflame:
mama gbenga abeg giv am 7bottles of orijin

*gulps.....*belches....
Wetin happen b say I dnt even knw how to explain it oo "ko" is "ko" while "ni" is "ni"


*dodges bottle.....
*picks race
*shouts from afar
Thanks for d drinks anyways

Slimflame:
nah u sabi..wait o wat is ko and ni

lol..... so u no even knw d meaning
U come dey ans me...I no go tell U


If u want make I tell u gimme 7bottles of orijin

CzarRex:
NCAN secretary general reporting live from osogbo branch, regional h/q

confirmed Chukwue Meka!


if it isn't our brothers from the yeast,the lost tribe of yisreal, who else?


when they are caught,thre will be no second thoughts in referring to them as nigerians but when they get recognition,make accomplishments they will prefer to be referred as Igbos/biafrans.iSMH

rex...I SMH for u too


Sha day watch ur back wen walking on d streets....coz their eyes r on U


How far bro

Slimflame:
see this one,am not sure you follow for the "we"

Follow koh follower nih


Abi Moti follow ni

FowlYansh:
This is what this APC Government can offer us in 2 years. I regret voting APC

Please GEJ we are sorry

Talk 4 ursef ma'am
Use "I" instead of "we"

Wadeoye:
War loading... NAF personnel have been trained and they are back in the country awaiting delivery of the agent of death.

Lie


This in not Nigeria's sky nah....
Haba...OP u can lie 4 Africa sha

Boooooooooni:
u were joking

Lol

Boooooooooni:
shey u go pull that thing iffa tell u ni

Small tin.....
Buh no fear.....i got no bullet in it

Boooooooooni:
I talk am

Wetin u talk

Boooooooooni:
i kinni?

Sorry....I J K L M N O P Q......
That was wat I wanted to type

Boooooooooni:
.even if u are...... u sha can't pull e-trigger

lol

thundabot:
Brilliant Boy. Catch them young.


follow me on instagram @thundabot

Why should I Will u gimme money?














































dnt take it personal oooo

Boooooooooni:
nothing. You just killed your welcome party with those words

Buh una no dey give una newbies something
Like an Iphone six or something