₦airaland Forum

Vickii Ro: Sir pls since ur noodles seem to be in perfect working oda,tell me what do I call pple who lash out @ odas on a faceless forum fr airing deir views,?
Fully grown adults?..

Yes

Charles noble: Greetings to you all, preaching the gospel to the world is not longer a new thing, people have been hearing & seeing and still doesn't want to believe/change,but rather they will say its good to enjoy your youth age,YES its good 2 enjoy youth age (BUT THE QESTION IS DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU WILL DIE OR WHEN RIGHTOUS WILL TAKE PLACE.?) absolutely NO the qestions,,JESUS said no one knows the coming of the LORD execpt the FATHER ALONE,,,Bt how well have we prepard for his coming.? He said A THOUSAND YEAR ON EARTH IS LIKE A YEAR IN HEAVEN BUT MY COMING BACK IS NOT LONGER IN YEAR, MONTH,WEEK,OR IN HOUR,BT IN LESS THAN 30MINS,, so why don't we forget about EARTHLY THINGS and fix your mind on HEAVENLY THINGS.? being SEXY,ATTRACTIVE, RICH, are all earthly things are there is no reward in it. Come to JESUS today brothers and sisters,cry to he in prayer nd ask he 2 4give u ur sins,and have enternal reward in heaven,,.....MAY HIS LOVE,MERCY,AND GRACE BE UPON YOU ALL!

Vickii Ro: 190 abeg park well
I'd rada luk fr ice-cream nd burger nd clock 32 dan settle fr any Tom D!!ck or Harry.
Nd fr dat one sayin I nid protection frm my brodas,I dint see anywhere I claimed 2 b an "adult"....
Sir

You just proved your noodles don't work b4 you type. You lashed out here calling people teenagers, and for someone who assumed from other peoples post that they are teens, that person is what.

I saw the p this morning around 8am and it was still flaming like cray.

That's why he's called a 'body guard' the guy is a pro guarder.

Vickii Ro: See all dese punny starved teenagers dey come here dey form?
I knw ur type,dem full my side.

Zeb,any girl who wud stil put herself in dat positn 2 be molested again afta d first tym is verrrry stup!d.I knw she'll tel u dat luv is blind,bt in dis case,its blind deaf, dumb,nd stupid,to boot.
Then d I'd!!ot comes back to say he has changed,nd she dint bathe him with hot water?...I'm still trying to wrap my head arnd d way some young women think dese days
Ps:I'm nt 13

After every ish you had to call people teenagers. Lemme ask who needs protection from her brothers, and claims she's an adult ?

The P you stated made sense, buh you sound like someone with trust issues. So all the humpin you've had happened in your house abi ?

This trick will work.

https://i42.tinypic.com/2myytu0.jpg

Am your cousin damn It !!!

One week and you're telling us, i feel honoured mtcheeeww.

^^

but you know that's Niger. not us

As the matter be now, all of them get.

That's a fuggin mannequin

Stefan gene, dis guy na vampire

dvdon: Dance now, when ur mate dey huzzle u will just be Dancing in poverty maybe 'skelewu' or 'galala style'. My friend work heard for ur money n enjoy dancing as a hobbie, because empty belle no fit do 'Moon walk' oo u hear. Not in Nigeria.

Brain!

IamTitanium: Anti-gbagaun, your attention is needed.

You wicked ooh, lol

All ambitionz can give a promising future in Naija except in few cases. All you need is luck, hardwork,faith,determination,conviction and any other 'tion' you can add to the list backed by luck again. And pray

tchidi: Honey, learn a thing or two on punctuations! Tenk!

Psst, you obviously didn't comprehend

Faacckk! the Shi looks like a diced carrot sprinkled with ketchup. Faccck! I pray diz shit dont happen to me.

Gen fumes not, sex Romp

The ish is Vice versa, Ladies also take good guys for granted. It's just like the saying 'good girls like bad boys' thats were you fall.
And them good ladies most of'em act like they should be worshiped for being good, Hella NO! guys really really appreciate good ladies at least it gives us hope for good future mothers.

still be good you'll mosdef find someone who will appreciate it but mean while, you can chill with me.

tchidi: Austeenx, I ji ya!! Derail this thread!!

we know dont tell us you spoil the fun in derailin

Ok ooh after all this you come go land for Atlantic oceanic nko ? Oga die well.

ManTiger: Who is going to produce this movie and when will it be released?
I surely must buy it.

I think they should make it a season film. As in I been dey eat the bread at first until I saw 'Hmmm' about twice in the story.

oooooooohhhhh who oz dem niggaz saying cute ? I didn't even see the kiddo's face, all I see is a kid in water googles and some kids here saying 'cute' arrrghhh! It.'s official cute is now a useless word.

Nice hoodie

xagorakis: My 25cents that this dude is not a Nigerian. We Nigerians love our lives like government loots.

Btw..bros,you rather kill yourself than commit suicide na...biko!


Naija i hail!

Think again Mayne do you know how frustrated people get this days! I don't think you've been hearing of the suicide stories going on.

Op tomorrow i'm expecting a 'nairaland saved me thread'

MRbrownJAY: the above part is what had me laughing..... see as this man is quick to tell his wife to do the do, while we can be 90% sure that if the armed robber was gay and pointed that same gun at their son while asking the husband to UnCloth, that poor child would have been dead by now. that is the hypocrisy of men in such situation.

@OP
there is nothing to save in this marriage, especially when a husband is quick to ask his wife to UnCloth and be defiled instead of begging armed robbers for mercy FIRST........while wifey blames HUSBAND for what happened. that is one really confused couple.

Pssst! so you mean if a wife is about to be r:aped when a gun is pointed on her family she would wait till her husband okays it Abi ? like that makes sense, the robbers woulda bonked her regardless the husband tells her to get started with the P. they pointed the gun at them to make her succumb to the Shi.

And the P about if they were ga.y robbers,that ish was something you heard in a joke. How many r.ape robbery stories have you heard like that. Hypothetically let's say it's possible, the P will seldomly occur.except you plan on startin it.

if this story is true I think the woman was just vexed that the hubby said give them a taste of what I enjoy and she failed to realize how awkwardly cold or hot the barrell of a gun can be on your neck. And yes I've seen it in a Nolly's movie only the hubby didn't say to the wife to give up the punany

June itiz we definitely fuckin Rock!

Eebrahym: Do you know?
A human body can bear only upto
45DEL (unit) of pain.
But at the time of giving brith, A
woman feels upto 57DEL of pain,
this is similar to 20 bones getting
fractured at a time!!!
So plz understand the value of
WoMan.
She is Goddess of Kindness and
caring. Respect ur mum,sister and ur wife. They are more
than worth taking good care of.

Taaaah do you know how many DELs of pain a kick in the ball is ? ?

Topic how old is the girl sef she actually sounds like someone that lacks profound thought. And if this story is fiction, some stars to the writer.

Op did you record the call or no be you be the blogger ?.