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Politics › Re: Picture Of A Policeman Cuddling A Lady by Ruq: 3:55pm On Oct 24, 2013

Fhemmmy: Assumption!

I know. don't get riled up on ishes. who gives a hoot wat he does ? like any of us wouldn't do worse.

Romance › Re: Reasons Why Guys Shouldn't Worry About Their Heights. by Ruq: 3:48pm On Oct 24, 2013

jmoore: Short girls were doing what?
Finish your story

Romance › Re: Reasons Why Guys Shouldn't Worry About Their Heights. by Ruq: 3:43pm On Oct 24, 2013

I understand but.

Phuck Statistics. get rich, get a lil rich and get more rich and you'll date all the tyra banks and lee simons of this world.

Romance › Re: Why Are Guys Sex Freaks?! (#ladies Wonder#). by Ruq: 3:13pm On Oct 24, 2013

Waat ish is diz naah? are we the only ones with libidos?

Politics › Re: Picture Of A Policeman Cuddling A Lady by Ruq: 2:57pm On Oct 24, 2013

Though the lady don't look like someone he woulda wifed. All i see is a hand on a one of the bobbies. and aint nuthin wrong with that

Romance › Re: How Would You React When A Lady Tells You This? by Ruq: 2:51pm On Oct 24, 2013

Agybabe: are you epileptic?

All i did was to gaze at your visage, and i appreciated. because i want sometin like it. cry

Gaming › Re: Grand Theft Auto 5 Breaks Seven World Records. by Ruq: 1:30pm On Oct 24, 2013

[quote author=mr.official]I like to play gta 5. Is it available on PS Vita?[/quote]not yet only on Ps3 and xbox

Gaming › Re: Grand Theft Auto 5 Breaks Seven World Records. by Ruq: 1:24pm On Oct 24, 2013

Brymo: shud dis,make front page things?

You don't know Jack!!

Gaming › Re: Grand Theft Auto 5 Breaks Seven World Records. by Ruq: 1:22pm On Oct 24, 2013

I've never played it but i know itz dope

Crime › Re: Man Kills Daughter Over Refusal To Attend Church by Ruq: 9:53am On Oct 24, 2013

ehen!

Nairaland General › Re: 18-yr-old Victim Of Gang molestation Commits Suicide by Ruq: 9:50am On Oct 24, 2013

ledafaze: Believe me, I have been programmed to ignore you. Gbage! No be you? Except you use a different ID.

You failed ignoring.

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Wants You To Help Choose Her Wedding Gown [PHOTO] by Ruq: 9:24am On Oct 24, 2013

Only if she would allow me take it off.

Romance › Re: True Story: What Would You Have Done? by Ruq: 6:38pm On Oct 23, 2013*

rigormortis: brother I have never ANALysed a girl and I don't intend to do that in the foreseeable future

what I meant is....when she gets into "that" position, depending on how big her a55 is, she has to arch her back and lift her butt, plus you need to spread the cheeks too.....if you nah war I mean, then you can enter with minimal friction and resistance...into the fahfreee and not the a-hole mind you

now what I am saying is...in that position...with a55 cheeks spread eagle....you can see her a-hole, unless

what will she do then.....jump out of the window?

I give up you definitely no how it rolls, we kind of have the same technique

Gaming › Re: Will You Play Games In A Gaming Lounge by Ruq: 5:00pm On Oct 23, 2013

Mosfuckin Definitely!

Romance › Re: True Story: What Would You Have Done? by Ruq: 4:33pm On Oct 23, 2013

rigormortis: very immature girl,

so when she is doing it d0gg13 style with the guy she will cover her anvs with a smilie so the guy wont see her a55hole?

this kind of girls disgust me, shiiiit is meant to smell....nobody sh1ts soap

Whu told you doggy always goes to the anus ? your rod would really reek. lipsrsealed

Gaming › Re: Extremely Disappointed With PES 2014 by Ruq: 4:23pm On Oct 23, 2013

How about me being disappointed at PES all through.

Since 2011 Fifa created a plot to wipe out PES and since then they've been nuking them.

FiFa for a taste of perfection i just think FIFA 12 was the best version of Fifa.

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Romance › Re: How Would You React When A Lady Tells You This? by Ruq: 1:57pm On Oct 23, 2013

Agybabe: i'm a crossriverian

Romance › Re: True Story: What Would You Have Done? by Ruq: 10:59am On Oct 23, 2013

what if the building was three stories high ? i think you just ruined a bruva's ash ash night. he was prolly warming the rod.

I know ow embarrassing it is to have a reeking fart/shit but still.
I think the guy must have had the laff of his life after seeing the towel in the hole, he'll definitely curse her later grin

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Romance › Re: True Story: What Would You Have Done? by Ruq: 10:56am On Oct 23, 2013*

No toilet roll, no water, you've diarrhea !

https://i44.tinypic.com/169q96r.jpg

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Romance › Re: What Will I Call It?, I Dn't Understand It... I Need Ur Advice by Ruq: 10:45am On Oct 23, 2013

I'm actually like this, i just fear the lady might end up really really liking me, and because am so prone to eff up i save her the stress of heartbreaks.

but there're some lota annoying sheilas out there

Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia's Sons, Zino And Gino, Stun In New Photos by Ruq: 9:58am On Oct 23, 2013*

demelza: Op stop using the word "stun" anyhow.
Haba!

As in!! i was expecting series of shots in a studio or with a fuggin camera.

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Food › Re: Nigerians! Beware Of Witchcraft Food Ingredients – See This Bizarre Label by Ruq: 9:01am On Oct 23, 2013

Prolly philtre

Politics › Re: Nigeria Needs A Female President - Oshiomhole, Fashola by Ruq: 8:33am On Oct 23, 2013*

How sensible

https://i44.tinypic.com/9ih1kw.jpg

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Romance › Re: How Would You React When A Lady Tells You This? by Ruq: 7:22am On Oct 23, 2013

25omega:

i would tell her: "wow you really hurt my feelings by saying what you said because it took me a long time to build up the confidence to come talk to you. i know my approach may have been less than ideal but you know what never mind have a wonderful day".

Nice but she wouldn't wait to listen, you'll have to send it in a text and data if you gat her digits.

Romance › Re: Small Girls Into Runs by Ruq: 7:14am On Oct 23, 2013

[quote author=ms_pee]Airplane undecided

[/quote]naah That's American Aeroplane it is
same ish goes for the pants, pants is what we call trousers over here. cuz we are a British colony.

do you use trunk or boot ? the ish goes on

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Romance › Re: Small Girls Into Runs by Ruq: 12:01am On Oct 23, 2013

[quote author=ms_pee]Pants have zip too? undecided

[/quote]madam Is it airplane or aeroplane.

Romance › Re: A Past On Your Virginity. Do You Regret Your Choice?? by Ruq: 11:59pm On Oct 22, 2013

changes1: And does that make you better than her?? apparently the answer is NO

And did you see me state that I'm better than she is.

Romance › Re: Small Girls Into Runs by Ruq: 8:04pm On Oct 22, 2013

Illuminatus: I started having erections years before I turned sixteen but I never had sex (and in some sense, still hasn't). I don't like it when people thing that when they get Hot, they must have sex. I knew that it wasn't right for me to have sex then. Sex clouds judgement, especially for people that young. I thank God I knew that. Now, if most teenagers know that, they would understand sex doesn't exactly define intimacy. If you get Hot, instead of having sex, please self service. You'll thank me for it in the long run.

no matter how long you self service you'll always want to try the real deal. What you should come to understand is that our parents aren't cool with the way ish goes right now, with won't be cool with the way our children ish will go, they won't be cool with the way theirs will. it goes on

I understand your point of teenagers not practicing sex until a later age but right now that's like expecting a female dog to have just one humpin mate. its fuckin impossible with the way things are going. its now normal, most world expects you to have a high and uncontrolled libido male or female.

Hump on.

Romance › Re: Small Girls Into Runs by Ruq: 7:31pm On Oct 22, 2013*

Illuminatus: What's wrong with sixteen year olds having boyfriends? I don't see anything particularly wrong with that. As long as the boy is someone her age and they both respect and enjoy each others company, I don't have a problem with that. What I have a problem with is sixteen year olds becoming sexually active. That's a big NO NO for me.

so we won't bonk after the respect for our ourlselves ? may I ask what they will do after enjoying each other's company, help solve math, play board games ? you can't pull the no shaggin card or if you okayed the them being together in the 1st place. it will naturally come into play even heavy petting is not enough.

I don't think you understand what konji is, what age did you start having boners ?

they won't nook except they really want to be good to their selves. which seldom occurs

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